Good Morning Everlasting!

[Hugbert]

*Stuffs a donut hole into Becky's mouf, noms the rest of the donut hisself*

[The_Warpact]

*Prepares to use donut holes as ammunition for my Puppeh splatter cannon.*

 

Open wide puppeh!!!

[CienFuegos]

45 minutes ago, SoylentPlaid said:

*boot lands with a terrible Kerplunk*

 

*Ninjafairykitten head pops out, with the rest of the ninjafairykitten attached* 

 

=@.@=

 

*Faceplants*

 

=X.x=

o noes! call 911!!! begins CPR 

[The_Warpact]

*targets puppeh*

 

FIRE!!! You've been donut splatteted!

 

 

[Hugbert]

*Steals the chocolate donut*

 

Nice shootin Bunneh

[rookery.]

50 minutes ago, The_Warpact said:

*Prepares to use donut holes as ammunition for my Puppeh splatter cannon.*

 

Open wide puppeh!!!

 

 

I think our doom is upon us now!

[SoylentPlaid]

Hippity hippity doom is on it's way.

 

=O.O=

 

*Boops the Puppeh snoot, noms a donut hole and ninjafairykitten vanishes*

 

=^.^=

[CienFuegos]

this means war bunneh!!!!!!!

[rookery.]

Oh oh! Is it WAR season again?

 

/e wanders around the place sniffly and sneezing.

 

Happens every year it seems, the war falls from the tree, covering everything in a yellowish color. Makes my eyes water. My throat clog up.

 

I have to take shots for it even when the antiwarstimine pills don't work.

 

Someone should write a sternly worded letter to someone in the know about war season. Maybe when they get rid of Daylight Savings Time, they'll get on it.

 

Good morning all!

 

/e sets out juice and eggs and crepes, cause someone else made crepes and I so want some crepes because...uhm....CREPES!

[The_Warpact]

War...war never changes.

 

*eats a crepe*

[Hugbert]

*Sets up a pillow strewn no man's land in the Rookery. Fences made of silly string. Cardboard obstacle courses. Begins building a bi-plane out of construction paper*

[CienFuegos]

ROOK! 

 

Hawaii doesnt like a lot of laughter they prefer a LO HA!

drops mic walks away 

Edited April 15, 2021 by CienFuegos

[Hugbert]

*Picks up the mic and smashes it with a mallet*

 

There... that will prevent that!

[rookery.]

/e flutters down from the rafters and

opens the curtains to let in the sun,

opens the windows to let in the breeze,

opens the front door to let in the guests,

sweeps up the broken bits of microphone,

pets the sleeping Puppeh, and the Sackboy, and the Bunneh and the Kitteh,

fluffs up all the FBBC's including the purple one named 'LI',

sets out waffles and fresh fruit and homemade whipped cream,

lights a candle and sets it on the mantle.

 

Good Morning all!

 

 

[rookery.]

Also bout time game developers realize rooks, ravens, krows, and corbies and all other feathered fowl can be heroes too!

 

 

[CienFuegos]

 

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

[CienFuegos]

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Edited April 16, 2021 by CienFuegos

[CienFuegos]

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

[CienFuegos]

What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

[CienFuegos]

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

[CienFuegos]

@rookery. the urge to sing  lions sleeps tonight is just a whim away a whim away a whim away....

[CienFuegos]

I declare a pun war! @Moggie

[The_Warpact]

I think the puppeh needs a muzzle and a flea collar...

[Hugbert]

I got the Puppeh with a good joke, this is his revenge!

[rookery.]

/e wakes up suddenly and peaks her head out from the FBBC

 

Is it 1978? Do I have on bellbottoms?

 

/e sighs a sigh of relief.

 

Sigh.

 

I see the calendar says its 2021 so we are all safe...for a few more years at least.

 

/e opens the paper and reads about a horrible triple murder by a guy name Arthur 'Artie' McCombs. Seems Artie was hired to do a hit by the Marcone family. He already owed them a favor but the guy calling in the hit gave him a dollar as per custom. Artie McCombs stalked his mark for several days trying to learn his patterns and found that frequently the man would go to the local food market around midnight every Saturday for ice cream. A guilty pleasure that would cost him as the market was almost always empty at that time.

 

The next Saturday Artie made his way to the food market ahead of time and meandered around as if to shop and right on time, his mark entered the store and headed to the frozen food aisle. Artie crept behind him and wrapped his fingers around the man's neck strangling him. Just as he'd finished, a gasp started Artie and he looked up to see the owner standing there, phone in hand. Panicked, Artie leapt up and strangled the owner as well, but no sooner had he finished than the owners wife came out from the back of the store screaming. Grimly, Artie did the horrible deed a third time and quickly made for the front door. 

 

Only to run straight into the police who had been just moments away when the owner called. They took him into custody and he awaits trial now.

 

/e sets the paper down, "What a lurid little piece, but what can you expect with a headline of,

Spoiler

"ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR AT THE LOCAL FOOD MARKET!"

 

/e stops for a moment, stares at the fourth wall of the building, then goes off to make waffles.

 

Good Morning ALL!

Edited April 19, 2021 by rookery.