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Ok I told the Puppeh I had a job interview at NASA. But I didn't get the job. They said I was not serious enough, in their words I failed to realize the gravity of the situation.

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1 hour ago, Hugbert said:

Ok I told the Puppeh I had a job interview at NASA. But I didn't get the job. They said I was not serious enough, in their words I failed to realize the gravity of the situation.

FINALLY a funny joke!

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/e flutters down from the ceiling and over to the large walk in refrigerator.

 

I know they are in here somewhere...

 

*Sounds of rummaging can be heard followed by a crash, followed by a 'Hey Cornelius' followed by more rummaging.

 

Ahhhh HA!

 

So, I was trying to discern where puppeh got all these DAD jokes and I believe I have found the source.

 

Look in the fridge. See that big empty area there?

 

THAT was where my lifetime supply of PopIce popsicle was. The very ones which had the silly jokes on the stick. 

 

Puppeh has eaten them ALL!

 

They are going to have such a tummy ache.

 

Ah well,  /e sets out the pepto

 

 

Good Morning All!

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/e smiles at the sleeping pile and sits in her FBBC.

 

/r floats up the top of the building and watches the beach surf from the upper windows, feeling the warm breezes blow through the place*

 

Man I could go for a mimosa.

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A mimosa camelback?!

 

We have reached PEAK SCIENCE!

 

/e slurps on the crazy sippy straw as she slides down the slippy slide with sleepy cat hat

 

Since it appears the cat hat is still asleep, I shall slide down a SECOND time!

 

Also you know what I found out? If you change your super hero name and costume people don't recognize you. 

I am not a smart bird.

 

/e slides down a second time

 

 

Good Morning!

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OH NOES! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!

 

Time for a Dukes of Hazard maneuver!

 

*throws a penny up at the end of the track*

 

*rushes down the unfinished slide only to hit the miniscule penny on the track and propelling themselves 300 feet in the air, (rookery is a large place), landing comfortably in the purple sentient FBBC.

 

/e slurps from the mimosa camelback.

 

NICE SLIDE FEDOR!

 

*waves to Puppeh*

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