Stalker Battle Axe

[Gobbledigook]

Any chance we could get the new Battle Axe added to Stalkers in the near future 'chop chop' please? 🪓😉

Edited October 20, 2022 by Gobbledegook

[Greycat]

Assassin's chop.

I'd play it just for the laughs.

 

(Also, my first thought was Stalker BA? How does he sneak around with all those gold chains?)

[Gobbledigook]

Changed the title for you 🙃

[Yaliw]

18 hours ago, Greycat said:

Assassin's chop.

I'd play it just for the laughs.

 

(Also, my first thought was Stalker BA? How does he sneak around with all those gold chains?)

That's nothing compared to fiery aura. How do you sneak around when you're LITERALLY ON FIRE?

 

My suspension of disbelief is seriously being taxed here.

[Gobbledigook]

8 hours ago, Yaliw said:

That's nothing compared to fiery aura. How do you sneak around when you're LITERALLY ON FIRE?

 

My suspension of disbelief is seriously being taxed here.

Maybe in a burning house 🔥

[srmalloy]

It ranks up with how you can be beating on the end boss in a mission, and spawns in clear view of the fight just stand there -- "Look, the boss is getting his ass handed to him."  "Shouldn't we go over and help him?"   "Didn't he just put you on a week's KP for having a spot on your uniform?"  "You're right; screw him, he should be able to take care of himself. Rescuing him from his own mistakes isn't in my job description."   "Wait, did he just say 'I am invincible'?"  "Shit, he's doomed now. I hear the cafeteria has chocolate cake today; let's go check it out."   "I'm with you."

[Lazarillo]

On 10/20/2022 at 7:39 AM, Yaliw said:

That's nothing compared to fiery aura. How do you sneak around when you're LITERALLY ON FIRE?

Heat haze creates mirages.

[SeraphimKensai]

I'd be down for a Battle Axe as a Stalker, but my god imagine a Titan Weapons Stalker. Don't mind the guy sneaking down the hall with an 8 foot sword.

[biostem]

I'd like to see this, but I'd rename it "Executioner's Axe".  I mean, if Bane Spiders can be stealth with Arachnos maces, why can't someone even more specialized at stealth do so with an axe...

[Rudra]

6 minutes ago, SeraphimKensai said:

I'd be down for a Battle Axe as a Stalker, but my god imagine a Titan Weapons Stalker. Don't mind the guy sneaking down the hall with an 8 foot sword.

*Imagines a brutish, masked figure dragging a railroad crossing sign on the ground walking up behind a random mob, completely unnoticed, gripping the railroad crossing sign with both hands behind his head as he psyches up and muscles ripple preposterously in strain, then slams the railroad crossing sign down on the poor unsuspecting mob killing it. While on fire with screaming ghosts wailing around it the entire time*

 

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Okay, I imagined it. Now what?

 

Edit: 😜

Edited October 22, 2022 by Rudra

[JasperStone]

I keep picturing a Balrog coming out of the darkness...

 

[Yaliw]

I imagine a dwarf. He doesn't hide, he's just really short so enemies don't notice him.