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3 minutes ago, Veelectric Boogaloo said:

Didn't see a tree 1 time so 6:51, handicapped by my lowbie pb 😄

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Jesus we're gonna either catch hell or get laughs with our names 😅

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On 12/30/2019 at 6:51 AM, Elegy said:

Katie Hannon - 13:40
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P.S.
meet me at the olive garden for that dinner Ukase

Smdh sneakin in a Katie without me

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Master of Barracuda - No Inspirations - 21:44fc1546bf3366c74d4f72c089a66b9a8d.thumb.jpg.76ac3489432f59ff95b77ae0b84e5bb8.jpg
This also doubles as the new general fastest cuda.

P.S.
waited for u at that olive garden Ukase but u didn't show up 😢

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"You are but temporary vessels for the life blood of this city: ingesting, expelling. I wait in the cities' bowels. I wait in the underbelly. Sewage has passed through you, but it never leaves me. It is with me always."

- Brown God Below, 3:16

 

My results are not the pinnacle of effort, but the pinnacle of enlightenment. However, know that if there is a pinnacle, I will not let you sully it with your impiety. You come to the sewers as a tourist, a fair weather friend to the green tides. I don't enter the sewers. I don't leave the sewers. I am not in the sewers. I am one with the sewers.

 

You may very well "beat" this time, too. But it's irrelevant. I will always be faster. 1 hour, 1 second, they are not so different to a god.

You did not abandon these sewers. They abandoned you.

 

THE BROWN COMMANDMENTS:

 

1 - Thou Sewers Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me...

2 - Thou Shall Not Bear False Abandoned Sewer Trial Times

3 - Remember Thy Sewer, and Keep it Brown

4 - Honor Thy Bowels

5 - Thou Shall Not Covet thy Brown God's Time

6 - Thou Shall Not Flush when Unnecessary 

7 - Thou Shall Not Ever Take the Merit Reward Tokens

8 - Thou Shall Not Worship False Times

9 - Thou Shall Not Neglect Fiber

10 - Thou Shall Not Use the Thermite Cannon

 

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