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momentarygrace

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  1. At the risk of evoking the pie debate going on elsethread...
  2. My main power is posting cat memes. For any situation. Randomly. Everyone loves cat memes, right? =^^=
  3. Love and Death and an American Guitar Lyrics Jim Steinman "I remember everything I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday I was barely 17, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome And a voice like a horny angel I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster But I do remember That it wasn't at all easy It required the perfect combination of the right power-chords And the precise angle from which to strike The guitar bled for about a week afterward and the blood was- Ooh... Dark and rich like wild berries The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red The guitar bled for about a week afterward but it rung out beautifully And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before So I took my guitar and I smashed it against the wall I smashed it against the floor I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader Smashed it against the hood of a car Smashed it against a 1981-Harley Davidson The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat And I ran up the stairs to my parent's bedroom Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed I raised the guitar high above my head And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed My father woke up screaming "Stop...wait a minute..stop it, boy What do you think you're doing? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument" And I said "God damn it, Daddy! You know I love you But you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll" True fact, I had the first three lines as my answering machine greeting for a while.
  4. The Real Captain Obvious on Torch - "I'm attacking you!"
  5. 1. props for gif 2. I have a yule arc (short, 3 mish) where the player is tasked with rescusing some holiday characters, who each have a line of dialog they should say when player is near that identify them, however instead, they all shout them at the same time, the minute player enters the map. Got very frustrated with this.
  6. This reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash. Apologies for the length. To the children who don't know the author, you're welcome. THE STRANGE CASE OF THE AMBITIOUS CADDY by Ogden Nash Once upon a time there was a boy named Robin Bideawee. He had chronic hiccups. He bad bay fever, too. Also, be was laming to whistle through bis teeth. Oh yes, and his shoes squeaked. The scoutmaster told him he had better be a caddy. He said, Robin, you aren't cut out for a scout, you’re cut out for a caddy. At the end of Robin’s Erst day as a caddy the caddy- master asked him bow be got along. Robin said, I got along fine but my man lost six balls, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said No, he wasn't ready yet. At the end of the second day the caddymaster asked him again how he got along, Robin said, My man left me behind to look for a ball on the fourth hole and I didn't catch up to him till the eighteenth, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said No, be wasn't ready yet. Next day Robin said, I only remembered twice to take the flag on the greens and when I did take it I wiggled it, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said No, be wasn't ready yet. Next day Robin said, My man asked me whether be had a seven or an eight on the water bole and I said an eight, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said No, he wasn't ready yet Next day Robin said, Every time my man's ball stopped on the edge of a bunker I kicked it in, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said No, he wasn’t ready yet Next day Robin said, I never once handed my man the club he asked for, am I ready yet? The caddymaster raid No, he wasn't ready yet. Next day Robin said, I bet a quarter my man would lose and told him so, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said. Not quite. Next day Robin said, I laughed at my man all the way round, am I ready yet? The caddymaster said, Have you still got hiccups, and have you still got hay fever, and are you still learn- ing how to whistle through your teeth, and do your shoes still squeak? Robin said. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Then you are indeed ready, said the caddymaster. Tomorrow you shall caddy for Ogden Nash.
  7. If it's heavily tread I guess I'm not the only one who wants it. It's my answer to the OP's question. I guess I should just be quiet though.
  8. Long skirts/robes for females. They will say it clips for some character movement. I don't care.
  9. Thanks Scarlet Shocker, you gave me a happy with this. *^_^*
  10. I tried this tonight and was able to complete the mission, but didn't get the Beautiful badge. 😞 Maybe I cleared too much before switching?
  11. I read the forum because of curiosity & boredom. I learn stuff but I have a short attention span so it's more like what can scrape off into my little brain and stick. I always assume everyone else posting knows more/is a better player than me. But I still give myself permission to have an opinion. However I don't assume it's fascinating to others. I'm mostly here to post cat memes.
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