Bro, dunno what you're smoking, but SS Hurl is damned good. 80' range, 2.5 sec cast (used to be higher on live), 8 sec recharge, 9.36 end, and has a melee damage modifier instead of ranged so it does the same base damage as Haymaker.
Random items on Propel works because you're creating a wormhole, but that makes no sense if you're pulling up the ground beneath your feet.