Hello. I'm here to help.

[Bionic_Flea]

  On 11/26/2021 at 3:36 PM, chazstewart said:

when will the servers be up

 

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Sooner than I can reply to this.

[Oklahoman]

Sorry to ask again, but turns out we need a new football coach. Can you help?

[Bionic_Flea]

  On 11/29/2021 at 9:46 PM, Oklahoman said:

Sorry to ask again, but turns out we need a new football coach. Can you help?

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I did play strong safety in high school . . .

[Oklahoman]

  On 11/30/2021 at 1:51 AM, Bionic_Flea said:

I did play strong safety in high school . . .

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How strong are we talking here?

[Bionic_Flea]

  On 11/30/2021 at 2:37 PM, Oklahoman said:

How strong are we talking here?

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Uhh . . . medium?

[InvaderStych]

  On 11/25/2021 at 5:52 PM, TraumaTrain said:

What is off pudding?

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Can usually tell by the smell if the pudding is off.

 

  On 11/26/2021 at 5:58 AM, Sakai said:

Yeah, they provide the food, use the same bowls.  Same time of day.

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Make a big show of eating in front of the puppy, then feed the puppy.  And I mean a *big* show of it.  Puppy might be waiting for the "alpha's" to eat if it has been trained that way.

[Aeroprism]

  On 11/22/2021 at 8:44 PM, Sakai said:

Trying to convince the puppy I am watching to eat...any suggestions?  They say it is a pretty normal thing but concerns me. 

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Instead of trying to feed suggestions to the poor thing, I suggest dog food.

 

Then again, if you do that, you would technically be feeding it my suggestion, so I guess there's no easy way out of this.

 

...

 

A kitten I had, decades ago, refused to eat, so I soaked the food in some water so it would smell more. Then I smushed it somewhat and held it in my hand so it remained safe and warm.  I guess it worked because that cat grew obese and lives 19 long years.

 

I miss my obese kitty 😞

[Sakai]

Well we have worked out a routine. I give him his food at 8pm, he moves it around a bit, I get home from work the next day "around" 4 when he eats a bit and a little before 8 it is all gone. 

 

I suspect either he wants to ensure I make it home to give him more or he likes his food a little on the stale side. Whichever I will take it. 

 

Naturally he is going home in a couple of days. 😄

 

Thanks to all for the help. 

 

 

[Zappalina]

  On 11/16/2021 at 4:09 PM, Bionic_Flea said:

How can I be of assistance?

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Post funny meme(s) what's the plural of meme?

[Bionic_Flea]

[InvaderStych]

If someone has been memed upon and is thusly owned by the meme, have they become the meme's?

 

Edited June 12, 2022 by InvaderStych
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[JJDrakken]

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Magnificus]

  On 6/12/2022 at 10:56 AM, JJDrakken said:

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

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Hmm..

 

you should perhaps ask mister owl.

[Bionic_Flea]

  On 6/12/2022 at 2:37 AM, InvaderStych said:

If someone has been memed upon and is thusly owned by the meme, have they become the meme's?

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No.

[Bionic_Flea]

  On 6/12/2022 at 10:56 AM, JJDrakken said:

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

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Wise, old Mr. Owl says 3.

 

 

However, a joint study by NYU and FSU scientists published in the Journal of Fluid Dynamics determined that it takes about 2,500 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.