Hello. I'm here to help.

[Bionic_Flea]

How can I be of assistance?

[Fireblaze]

What kind of assistance are we talking about here?

[CaptA]

Can you clean my bathroom? 

[Nerio72]

[Bionic_Flea]

1 hour ago, CaptA said:

Can you clean my bathroom? 

Yes.  As soon as you drop off your bathroom, I shall begin the cleansing process.

[Bionic_Flea]

37 minutes ago, Nerio72 said:

I got you.

 

HEY SIRI, set alarm for 3:00 am.

[TraumaTrain]

Can you decorate my SG base?

[Bionic_Flea]

12 hours ago, TraumaTrain said:

Can you decorate my SG base?

I can, but 1) you would have to grant me access to your base and base editor; and 2) I have bad taste, mediocre base building skills, and questionable trustworthiness.

[PluckySidekick]

*Waves*

[Bionic_Flea]

12 minutes ago, PluckySidekick said:

*Waves*

[Senbonbanana]

My Inv/SS tank could use the last few levels to 50 and a several million inf to finish IO'ing out his build.  That would help me personally!  😜

 

Joking aside, welcome to Excelsior.  We're a friendly bunch!

[Aeroprism]

When we meet in game, you could pretend that my costumes look cool.

 

It would really warm my heart.

[Bionic_Flea]

8 hours ago, Senbonbanana said:

My Inv/SS tank could use the last few levels to 50 and a several million inf to finish IO'ing out his build.  That would help me personally!  😜

 

Joking aside, welcome to Excelsior.  We're a friendly bunch!

Can do!

 

Where you at?

[Bionic_Flea]

56 minutes ago, Aeroprism said:

When we meet in game, you could pretend that my costumes look cool.

 

It would really warm my heart.

Wow!  Those costumes are awesome!  Are you a fashion designer IRL?

[Aeroprism]

5 hours ago, Bionic_Flea said:

Wow!  Those costumes are awesome!  Are you a fashion designer IRL?

 

But this is not in game!

 

I feel betrayed by the fabric of deception and lies you are pulling over my eyes.

 

The disappointment is so intense, you could make a full IO set with it.

[Bionic_Flea]

I'm sorry.  I haven't been in game for a while.  I figured it was better to do it now and then again "in person".

[Sakai]

Trying to convince the puppy I am watching to eat...any suggestions?  They say it is a pretty normal thing but concerns me. 

[Bionic_Flea]

Hunger always leads to eating.

 

But do you have the same food as he has at home?  Maybe the difference is off-putting.

 

[TraumaTrain]

What is off pudding?

[Bionic_Flea]

I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep crunchy toppings off pudding.

[Sakai]

Yeah, they provide the food, use the same bowls.  Same time of day.

 

[Bionic_Flea]

I'm guessing its just the stress of a new environment and not seeing his pet parents.  Leave the food out, the puppy will eat eventually.

[chazstewart]

when will the servers be up

 

[Oklahoman]

Can you get me and my family back the 2 hours we spent in line waiting to ride Jungle Cruise on Monday?

[Bionic_Flea]

Sorry, no.  But you can watch Jungle Cruise, the movie, for free.  It's on me!