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What's the smallest change to CoX that you really want?
cranebump replied to DougGraves's topic in General Discussion
When you defeat a boss is an AE arc, they can TP away, instead of dying. -
It used to be "To the Fray!" Had a baseball bat brute (Gibson Ruth), who shouted "Batter Up!"
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You can’t follow up perfection.
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Captain Planet says no.
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PI pugs can be fun if they are bad enough
cranebump replied to DougGraves's topic in General Discussion
The death corner. I sometimes want to announce it when it comes up, but why spoil the surprise?:-) The big rooms in new warehouse maps can sometimes cause issues, as well, esp with large spawns all waiting to be target-tabbed by the overzealous (have I ever done that? Nooooooooo):-) -
Excellent...:-)
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What do you consider the worst power combos?
cranebump replied to shadowrex's topic in General Discussion
Perhaps. But I guess that means it doesn't qualify as "worst combo." Having run a few Sent x/Regen chars, I didn't mind having 0 Stamina issues. -
What do you consider the worst power combos?
cranebump replied to shadowrex's topic in General Discussion
Anything/regen ain’t too bad on a sentinel. -
Year 1, Day Mangosteen Devil Bat gets FLASHY! Strange dreams inhabit the head of a young man in love... They also flash through half-used craniums like mine. Specifically, "visions of times gone by that never were. " And no, those aren’t Gordon Lightfoot lyrics. But rather, visions of the PAST (that never were). What I mean is, the Bat is headed to the super hot, super happ’nin’ realm of OUROBOROS! …hello…Place sure is…jumpin’, eh? But is Ouroboros “ouro-boring?” I think not! Why? This: FREE CALIMARI Gimme sum o’ dat spongy goodness! After getting trashed by some sort of "Godzilla lobster," I head toward my ACTUAL target. Kal-ee-MAAAAAAAA! Why am I here? To go back in my past (that never was)! Turns out, in my rush to Batty-up, I may have missed a few things, namely long forgotten stories with edgy titles, like this one: …hmmmm…white after labor day…well, strike me off, Tim Gunn. Officer Fields is mah man. So, of course, he immediately sends me away to AP to see Detective Pierce. Good guy. A bit gruff. Mole with a hair in it on his nose (don'tstaredon'tstaredon'tstare!) Interestingly, even "downsized" to L7, some things about my Battage remain the same. Namely: Yep. I still have an airborne Evinrude strapped to my back. So, first, Detective Pierce calls me a noob. I guess, since this is a flashback, I sorta am. Then again, maybe I’m perpetually a noob (It’s how I stay young, man!). Anyhoo, nasty business with missing body parts, which can only mean my old friends, the Vahzilok are…What’s that? I haven’t really met the Vahzilok yet? But I clearly remember the lingering poison, rusty blades and non-elective plastic surgery, so…Ah...very well then (hangs up phone). DAMN YOU, YOU TIME-TRAVELING CONUNDRUMS! (sigh) Okay, then - I’m officially a noob. "Vahz? What’s that?" Thank goodness I’m a detective and can figger this stuff out. So off I go, using my SKILLZ! Alright, I do see blood spatter here, indicating there may be a victim nearby…hmmmm…anybody see anything? Augustus? Tomas?...anybody? Nothing there, so I best question “jaded woman,” a witness, evidently [yeah…sure…like she’s gonna know anything] {see? I can be jaded, too}. Initially, she’s not forthcoming: I quickly put a stop to that: C’mon, whassamatter? You chicken? Bakbakbakbakbakbak! My subtle tactics pay off: Me? Protect YOU? Watch THIS, lady! See? If I can handle re-attaching those powerlines without insulation, I can SURELY protect YOU! Assured by my extreme bravery in the face of lacking my journeyman electrician's permit (plus the fact that I sang Wichita Lineman while I self-spliced the power cables), Jaded Woman gives me the details: Vahzilok! I knew i-, er, I mean, who? Seems these fiends (whom I’ve never, ever heard of, not in any way whatsoever), have headed to the sewers (which I’ve also never, ever heard of, nuh-uh, no-way [what’s a soo-er?]). Before I go, though, something really needs to be dealt with, namely Scared Guy in the background. First off, bruh, your “scared pose:” It's not bad, but I ain’t really buyin’ it. Looks like you’re about to shove a broad-shoulder wombat over a cliff. It’s more like: Start with a contorted scream, then: Bit of a toddler drop-and-roll to the ground, followed by: A pelvic thrust that really drives them craa-a-a-a-aaaazy. Get all that? Good. Now - I have to go to some place I never been, to beat the a$$es of people I’ve never met. Eh. It’s a living. Off we go! Still using the usual tactics: First…the disappearing/reappearing fist to the face. Then Ol’ "Empty Muzzle" gets in on the action: Is that a BOOK!? DAMN YOU AND YOUR ATTEMPTS TO BETTER YOUR LIFE! My Vahz whomping earns me another audience with Officer Fields, who sends me to a starlet. Or a hero. Okay, a starlet that was formerly a hero. Got it (writing it down...making a little doodle to represent things visually...now a flowchart...now drawing a peni$...). Anyway, she’s talking to me and I get…distracted. I…LOVE this movie! I’ve seen it 4,751 times! I’ve been IN it! I mean, not me, but…(swoon) soooo good (I have the autographs of BOTH the hydra heads). I give the beatdown to some Vahz on the streets, where I find a note from Dr. Vahz himself! (er, I mean, who? Does he like me? Do I check the box, "yes or no?"). But it’s not about Doc V (bummer!). It’s about Joseph Botte! (who he you aks?) Well, okay. Shivans and meteors and tests (oh, my!). This simply MUST be dealt with. I hurry off to- Waitaminute…Whoa… ...Banksy? I get his autograph anyway (just in case). Then, into a soo-er (strange name - I woulda called it a “turdhole” or something, but I’m not eloquent). Once in, things get monologue-y. I can hear Botte's voice echoing all over the place (because villains have, like, sonic vocal cords and depthless lungs). He's giving a dissertation that includes this nugget: Oh, my…that’s not proper for a Ted Talk! This will not stand (and if he has a book in his face, it'll stand even less!). I race through the stewage (I like that name better), eventually finding this: What do they call this now? A villainous “lay-er?” After dealing with his invulnerability device (where can I get one of those?), I deal with Botte’s Booty. As in kicking it. But, Joseph, a low-interest loan from your friendly, local lender can accomplish the same thing! WITHOUT all the unnecessary surgery! In the end, I wrap up things in the past in the same manner I often do in the present: That’s right…drool over my badassery…er, I mean, “No problem, citizen!” And, of course, the best thing: I’m ri-...hang on a second… Are we SURE it’s just 3?...uh, huh…oookay…no problem... Excuse me a moment... Why, Uncy Cyrus? WHYWHYWHY? ([sniff] Is that a lifesaver in your hand?)
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I’ll be on THU during the day and, hopefully the evening. Hit me up if anyones around!
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Grandpa, tell me about the old days...
cranebump replied to GastlyGibus's topic in General Discussion
Ditto on watching teams travel across the zones. Now that I’m older I miss the break between mishes. You get some of that when you’re humping to each kill all in the new Pos. The other day I was on my groundbound gun toter. It was cool to watch the flyers zoom above, the TPers popping in and out, while the rest of us sprinted and hopped here and there. Really gives that “here we come!” feeling. That’s part of the whole super thing, too, ain’t it? -
The whole thing on that passed right by me. Last time, I just hoarded the various temp bow attacks. My tech blaster whipped them out every now and then. It was months after the event, so I almost felt I was doing something wrong (Not to mention that I’m using a “love” power to attack people. The delicious irony!)
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Sez you, buddy. I'm always flying blind, even with my eyes wide open.:-)
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There's a few things I do as a designer that I seldom do when I run my normal characters (mainly because I'm running old content). For example, in AE, when I'm testing an arc, I keep 3 boxes always open where I can cleary see them: the default message box (for results from clickies), a separate Clues box (so I don't have to pop into the tab above), and a box just for NPC dialogue (which is often integral to story). If I'm just tooling around in the actual game, I hardly EVER do this. And, for a while, I carried that habit into SFMA's, and, for some stupid reason, didn't even think about dedicating specific chat boxes to just these things. Once I started doing that, the benefits of just having all that info in front of me while going through the story became obvious. Because of that, I'm thinking it might not be a bad idea to suggest this to others who want to get the most from an SFMA arc. Have the info boxes on display, so you can track them as you go. Now, you all may already do this anyway (because you're smarter than crane ever was and ever will be).:-) But, if you ain't, open them boxes up! Makes all the difference (plus, you can talk sh*t about your stupid past self).:-)
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Good idea. At the moment, though, I'd have almost nothing to contribute {knocks on a stack of 2x4's).
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When I say "hurry up!" I mean hurrythef***upgditbeforeitstoolate!:-)
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You're the reason I bother to look at signage in the city.:-)
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Hey, Riders. I've been busy with Devil Bat (and trying to get Excel Whipsmart to 50 so I can keep the name). Haven't done much soloing here. But I'll be on this THU, FEB 16, during the day and eve, if anyone needs a hand with anything.
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TerroirNoir's "Cable Channel of AE!" Reviews. Part 2.
cranebump replied to TerroirNoir2's topic in Mission Architect
It's been so damned long, I went back and played The Bleed. I'm not a big fan of magic-based stuff, but thought I'd do it, since it was so out of my wheelhouse. But I thought the story was pretty good. And Pretes was TOUGH. Sheesh...I took my 50+ in there, and the alpha hardly scratched her. I have to get some more slots, but I've got one long range project going. Been mulling a lot, but only started laying down some actual notes today. Should be a one-shot. IF I can get it to work. I say if because the approach is a bit different. -
Hey, all. Running an @TerroirNoir recommended arc. After scanning the level ranges, I decide to go in with an incarnate, the KR Devil (you may have seen him this week, completely stupiding up a Pos2 via indiscrimminate tab-targeting and peeking too far over the rim during the last barrel fest of the TF). Derrrr…. I’ll try not to spoiler anything particularly wicked. Which I can’t do if I start with what’s public knowledge: First off, great premise. Really great. Second: tag this with SFMA. We want you on OUR team, kemosabe!:-) Again, not spoilering and this is a mini, so general stuff: This is the first part of a series, so you're going to be introduced to an adversary you're sure to meet sometime later in the metaplot. It's fairly easy for an incarnate (most of the time), but there are some sneaky threats in there where, if you don't watch your booty, you'll get curbed-stomped (esp. the finale, where I did - twice). The author has strong scripting skills. It reads like an in-game mish. It also has a variety of threats, so, depending on what AT you take in there, you could find yourself sailing one minute, faceplanting the next. A L50+ is recommended, due to the bosses (and if you're a puny blaster without a maxed out build, you're gonna need some insps and pets here and there). Kudos: Clean. No typos I could see. Nice, clean flow of one mish to the next. Map choices, enemies, and challenges were varied. Really enjoyed the boss fights. Had to drag out my pets for several, which is rare. Finale fight is excellent. I had to incorporate some maneuver and judicious use of Insps. Okay, one spoiler: having Synapse for an ally, you’re not likely to lose him:-) (though somehow I found a way to get him stuck for a hot second. Doesn't bombard with clues (like that butthead @cranebump sometimes does).:-) EXCELLENT use of in-game personalities, both bad guys and allies. I **kinda** wanted an ally in the last boss fight, but I kinda didn't.:-) (does that make sense?) it was RIGHT there on the brink of being overly hard, but, since I handled it (with 2 faceplants in the finale [one because I rezzed too damned close to the boss]), I'd have to say the author does a really good job of making the big challenges actually challenging without being unreasonable. Tweaks and Fixes: Color code your mish titles (set them apart from the mish text). Not sure why the contact name and info are different? If there’s a connection I missed it. M4: Search text is missing from Primal Codex objective (the one that appears on the bar when you click). Extra carriage return in the finale mish success text. (you've got a needless space between paragraphs) The final mish had me bouncing back and forth a bit to find rescues. The map is small and fairly straight, so this isn't a deal-breaker, but forward momentum is always nice. It goes without saying that there's a LOT of psionic threats in this story. I had my hands full at times. Use of customs to add a variety of powersets is a great idea, but you want to be careful of it being a one-trick pony. That said, I'm thinking greater variety comes in when the other chapters are complete. Kyksie might accuse you of having a few too many glowies.:-) It needs timers (KIDDING! [that was for @Zhym):-) Verdict: Play it! I searched the author's sig to see if they'd done anything else, and didn't find anything. So, if this is a first shot at AE, it's exceptionally good. Better than a lot of my early stuff, I must say (not that I'm a pro or anything, but I know my own early-stage suckage). Regardless, it's a strong effort. And, since it's a series, I look forward to seeing it among @TerroirNoir's reviews when he adds it to his list of 3,462 missions.:-) Nice work!
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My blaster has slows, blinds, stuns, knockdown and holds. Granted not on the order of specialists, but this idea that all a blaster does is damage seems ludicrous. The very type of damage a blaster does often inflicts conditions in its own.
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I am a big fan of cones. But they always seem to overload them when they give you that third scoop of ice cream 🙂
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Haven’t you heard? Nobody needs to write anything anymore. Chat GPT is going to do it all for us. Thank God. We’ve been actively wasting all these brain cells when we could be going to the Feelies.