srmalloy Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 You have to cut the Vahzilok some slack. You spend your days focused on the acquisition of bodies and organs, assisting Dr. Vahzilok in his research into defeating death, and you lose some of the nuances of villainous activity. For example, I'm fairly certain that this hot tub in northeast Faultline is going to prove useless for making your captive "sleep with the fishes": 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacier Peak Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Imagine the skin pruning from staying in the hot tub too long! Dr. Vahz would not approve. 1 Best Post Ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biostem Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Or having to hold someone whose feet are in cement and hands bound behind them, at "crossbowpoint"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 4 hours ago, srmalloy said: You have to cut the Vahzilok some slack. You spend your days focused on the acquisition of bodies and organs, assisting Dr. Vahzilok in his research into defeating death, and you lose some of the nuances of villainous activity. For example, I'm fairly certain that this hot tub in northeast Faultline is going to prove useless for making your captive "sleep with the fishes": They're just washing him off. That's basic medical practice. Never expose your donor organs to unnecessary, avoidable infection vectors. That bucket is probably a "bath bomb", containing salts, iodine and other anti-bacterial and anti-fungal compounds. Good hygiene matters! 3 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Z Bubba Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Luminara said: That bucket is probably a "bath bomb", containing salts, iodine and other anti-bacterial and anti-fungal compounds. Mmmmm ... bath salts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 58 minutes ago, Bill Z Bubba said: Mmmmm ... bath salts. *waves rolled-up magazine* Do I need to smack you on the boop-snoot again? I will. You know I will. 1 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Z Bubba Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Just now, Luminara said: *waves rolled-up magazine* Do I need to smack you on the boop-snoot again? I will. You know I will. tease 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clave Dark 5 Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 12 hours ago, biostem said: Or having to hold someone whose feet are in cement and hands bound behind them, at "crossbowpoint"... 1 _____________________________ Hi, I'm Clave Dark 5! You may remember me from such characters as King Pumpkin Spice, Stupid Like A Fox, Capt Sam's Space Zoo, The Pink Bamfer, Trash Ghost, Maid Of Metal... as well as a few really stupid AE arcs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shred Monkey Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 This actually makes perfect sense! The purpose of the concrete bucket in the river is so nobody finds the body. But since Vahz will want to use the body once it dies, they've chosen a spot where they will be able to get the body back easily. I imagine, they'd say you're inference that the fountain isn't deep enough is showing you're ignorance, not theirs. 1 Active on Excelsior: Prismatic Monkey - Seismic / Martial Blaster, Storm Dragon Monkey - Electric / Dual Blades Tank, Gadget Hunter Monkey - Dual Wield / Traps Corruptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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