Been injured in a super-power relatedconflict? Call 1-555-GET-RICH

[Skyhawke]

Have you or someone you know been injured in a battle between super people? 🤕You may be eligible for compensation. 💵 Call Chris Jenkins at 1-555-GET-RICH and let our trained attorneys get you the money you deserve.

[Snarky]

This is a scam!  Do not be fooled.  Send 10 mil inf to @Snarky for the details.

[lyra]

this is all funny but what is number for airline hotline?

[Snarky]

2 minutes ago, lyra said:

this is all funny but what is number for airline hotline?

The HC staff have had to kill those spammers many times unfortunately 

 

Thankfully they know we are just offering a service the public wants and needs.  

 

Your donation of 10 mil inf (or more) to @Snarky can help free Dillo from his terrible Hooorb addiction!

 

 

 

[GM_GooglyMoogly]

I almost killed this thread in my hunt for spammers.  They went crazy the last few hours.  Over 300 new spam posts!

[Erratic1]

10 minutes ago, GM_GooglyMoogly said:

I almost killed this thread in my hunt for spammers.  They went crazy the last few hours.  Over 300 new spam posts!

 

I have to admit I wondered if it would be caught up in being purged.

 

 

Edited July 13 by Erratic1

[Skyhawke]

6 minutes ago, Erratic1 said:

 

I have to admit I wondered if it would be caught up in being purged.

 

 

 

I have to admit, so did I. However, (bad) comedy know no fear!

[MTeague]

2 hours ago, Snarky said:

Your donation of 10 mil inf (or more) to @Snarky can help free Dillo from his terrible Hooorb addiction!

What if I don't want Dillo freed from his *hoorb* addiction?

Is there another option to donate to @Snarkythat can help the one who is Dillo maintain his *hoorb* ness?

[High_Beam]

I wonder if he will take my case relating to the Clanket incident.

[Snarky]

1 hour ago, MTeague said:

What if I don't want Dillo freed from his *hoorb* addiction?

Is there another option to donate to @Snarkythat can help the one who is Dillo maintain his *hoorb* ness?

yes, if you donate 30 mil to @Snarky we can keep Dillo pumped full of Hooorb for the rest of his life

[Octogoat]

5 minutes ago, Snarky said:

yes, if you donate 30 mil to @Snarky we can keep Dillo pumped full of Hooorb for the rest of his life

Let's get this hoorb folks!

[Scarlet Shocker]

 

That'll be 50 million inf pls

[Go0gleplex]

The Lawyer there has more game than Paragon's public works and PPD combined. They're actually getting reparations done while areas damaged 20 years ago are still waiting on debris removal, never mind actual restoration.  :P  

 

Typical Kings Row resident: My insurance company refuses to cover any damage to my car and satellite system done by clockwork. Still waiting on Mr. Jenkin's callback. 😉 lol

[Octogoat]

I have a structured settlement and I need pizza now! Call JG Glow Rat 877-ZA-NOW

[BjorJlen]

For a second I thought this thread was created by @Snarky, but then I remembered that he don't eat SPAM, the dirty snaggle toothed bloodsucker that he is... 😁
   Ohhh, and please don't call that number! For after doing a bit of research, I discovered that this "Chris Jenkins" is the illegitimate younger brother of none other than... Leeroy Jenkins himself! 🤯

   Sooo... Let the buyer beware!

"LEEROY JENKINS!!!" - T

 

 

[Glacier Peak]

It's my money and I want it now!

[Clave Dark 5]

On 7/13/2025 at 4:23 AM, Skyhawke said:

Have you or someone you know been injured in a battle between super people? 🤕You may be eligible for compensation. 💵 Call Chris Jenkins at 1-555-GET-RICH and let our trained attorneys get you the money you deserve.

If you can't beat 'em, why not work for them?

[BjorJlen]

13 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

If you can't beat 'em, why not work for them?

 

Oml..! 😄

   Now this is just too good to pass up and not try out lol. I can only hope that somewhere in this is Leroy Jenkins, so (we) can just beat the snot out of lol... 😁

 

"Have you ever tried the AE before? No? Well, give it a try and see, and maybe YOU can be a AE designer too." - T

[Clave Dark 5]

20 hours ago, BjorJlen said:

I can only hope that somewhere in this is Leroy Jenkins

Dang, missed opportunity.  He'd probably hire his relative and sue anyway.

[Go0gleplex]

Paragon News Headline: Super Nobody Bankrupt! Retires due to lawsuit by Hellion victims in Atlas Park! 

 

The oft present Hero Super Nobody lost a class action lawsuit in Paragon City Civil Court today. The plantiffs' attorney, Mr. Chris Jenkins, proceeded to outline a pattern of cowardice, criminal depraved indifference, and fraudulent misrepresentation by Super Nobody aka Normie Bodee, as he paraded around in costume near City Hall only to flee or ignore citizens as they were mugged and or assaulted by members of the criminal gang known as the Hellions. Witnesses testified that Mr. Bodee was seen spending more time on his smart phone than paying attention to his surroundings. Also, if another hero arrived on scene, he would suddenly bolt...fleeing the area in anticipation of what typically resulted in a violent confrontation between the newly arrived hero and gang members present; all the while leaving the victim to cower, seek shelter, and all-together unprotected. 

 

Judge Han G. Emmhye expressed his utter disgust with Mr. Bodee and ordered him to both surrender his costume and pay restitution to each plantiff named in the lawsuit 50,000 dollars plus all legal fees incurred. Furthermore, Mr. Bodee was forbidden to present himself as a hero, either by costume, statement, or any other manner for the rest of his natural life. The only exception to this life long ban requiring at least two senior officers of the Freedom Corps or Vanguard signing off on him having gone thru their training program and serving a five-year-long tour of duty with distinction.  Mr. Jenkins was all smiles after having won yet another case for his clients saying only that 'Justice has been served for all' when asked for comments. He also vehemently denied any connections to Nemisis in response to shouts made by detractors outside of City Hall as he left the premises. 

 

Mr. Bodee's legal representation, Ms. Imma Hakk, filed a petition of bankruptcy immediately after the class action case's resolution citing that Mr. Normie Bodee was both unemployed and homeless having been kicked out of his elderly mother's basement not long after having been served notice of the lawsuit. Paragon News will be there to cover the outcome once the bankruptcy hearing date has been decided. 

[Snarky]

17 minutes ago, Go0gleplex said:

Paragon News Headline: Super Nobody Bankrupt! Retires due to lawsuit by Hellion victims in Atlas Park! 

 

The oft present Hero Super Nobody lost a class action lawsuit in Paragon City Civil Court today. The plantiffs' attorney, Mr. Chris Jenkins, proceeded to outline a pattern of cowardice, criminal depraved indifference, and fraudulent misrepresentation by Super Nobody aka Normie Bodee, as he paraded around in costume near City Hall only to flee or ignore citizens as they were mugged and or assaulted by members of the criminal gang known as the Hellions. Witnesses testified that Mr. Bodee was seen spending more time on his smart phone than paying attention to his surroundings. Also, if another hero arrived on scene, he would suddenly bolt...fleeing the area in anticipation of what typically resulted in a violent confrontation between the newly arrived hero and gang members present; all the while leaving the victim to cower, seek shelter, and all-together unprotected. 

 

Judge Han G. Emmhye expressed his utter disgust with Mr. Bodee and ordered him to both surrender his costume and pay restitution to each plantiff named in the lawsuit 50,000 dollars plus all legal fees incurred. Furthermore, Mr. Bodee was forbidden to present himself as a hero, either by costume, statement, or any other manner for the rest of his natural life. The only exception to this life long ban requiring at least two senior officers of the Freedom Corps or Vanguard signing off on him having gone thru their training program and serving a five-year-long tour of duty with distinction.  Mr. Jenkins was all smiles after having won yet another case for his clients saying only that 'Justice has been served for all' when asked for comments. He also vehemently denied any connections to Nemisis in response to shouts made by detractors outside of City Hall as he left the premises. 

 

Mr. Bodee's legal representation, Ms. Imma Hakk, filed a petition of bankruptcy immediately after the class action case's resolution citing that Mr. Normie Bodee was both unemployed and homeless having been kicked out of his elderly mother's basement not long after having been served notice of the lawsuit. Paragon News will be there to cover the outcome once the bankruptcy hearing date has been decided. 

It has been reported that Mr, Bodee has fled Paragon.  He has been seen in Mercy Island with other refugees from overbearing Paragon authoritarian deuhamization,  Last seen waiting in the que near Kalinda for immigration processing and employment opportunities.