Been injured in a super-power relatedconflict? Call 1-555-GET-RICH

[Skyhawke]

Have you or someone you know been injured in a battle between super people? 🤕You may be eligible for compensation. 💵 Call Chris Jenkins at 1-555-GET-RICH and let our trained attorneys get you the money you deserve.

[Snarky]

This is a scam!  Do not be fooled.  Send 10 mil inf to @Snarky for the details.

[lyra]

this is all funny but what is number for airline hotline?

[Snarky]

2 minutes ago, lyra said:

this is all funny but what is number for airline hotline?

The HC staff have had to kill those spammers many times unfortunately 

 

Thankfully they know we are just offering a service the public wants and needs.  

 

Your donation of 10 mil inf (or more) to @Snarky can help free Dillo from his terrible Hooorb addiction!

 

 

 

[GM_GooglyMoogly]

I almost killed this thread in my hunt for spammers.  They went crazy the last few hours.  Over 300 new spam posts!

[Erratic1]

10 minutes ago, GM_GooglyMoogly said:

I almost killed this thread in my hunt for spammers.  They went crazy the last few hours.  Over 300 new spam posts!

 

I have to admit I wondered if it would be caught up in being purged.

 

 

Edited Sunday at 02:02 PM by Erratic1

[Skyhawke]

6 minutes ago, Erratic1 said:

 

I have to admit I wondered if it would be caught up in being purged.

 

 

 

I have to admit, so did I. However, (bad) comedy know no fear!

[MTeague]

2 hours ago, Snarky said:

Your donation of 10 mil inf (or more) to @Snarky can help free Dillo from his terrible Hooorb addiction!

What if I don't want Dillo freed from his *hoorb* addiction?

Is there another option to donate to @Snarkythat can help the one who is Dillo maintain his *hoorb* ness?

[High_Beam]

I wonder if he will take my case relating to the Clanket incident.

[Snarky]

1 hour ago, MTeague said:

What if I don't want Dillo freed from his *hoorb* addiction?

Is there another option to donate to @Snarkythat can help the one who is Dillo maintain his *hoorb* ness?

yes, if you donate 30 mil to @Snarky we can keep Dillo pumped full of Hooorb for the rest of his life

[Octogoat]

5 minutes ago, Snarky said:

yes, if you donate 30 mil to @Snarky we can keep Dillo pumped full of Hooorb for the rest of his life

Let's get this hoorb folks!

[Scarlet Shocker]

 

That'll be 50 million inf pls

[Go0gleplex]

The Lawyer there has more game than Paragon's public works and PPD combined. They're actually getting reparations done while areas damaged 20 years ago are still waiting on debris removal, never mind actual restoration.  :P  

 

Typical Kings Row resident: My insurance company refuses to cover any damage to my car and satellite system done by clockwork. Still waiting on Mr. Jenkin's callback. 😉 lol

[Octogoat]

I have a structured settlement and I need pizza now! Call JG Glow Rat 877-ZA-NOW

[BjorJlen]

For a second I thought this thread was created by @Snarky, but then I remembered that he don't eat SPAM, the dirty snaggle toothed bloodsucker that he is... 😁
   Ohhh, and please don't call that number! For after doing a bit of research, I discovered that this "Chris Jenkins" is the illegitimate younger brother of none other than... Leeroy Jenkins himself! 🤯

   Sooo... Let the buyer beware!

"LEEROY JENKINS!!!" - T

 

 

[Glacier Peak]

It's my money and I want it now!

[Clave Dark 5]

On 7/13/2025 at 4:23 AM, Skyhawke said:

Have you or someone you know been injured in a battle between super people? 🤕You may be eligible for compensation. 💵 Call Chris Jenkins at 1-555-GET-RICH and let our trained attorneys get you the money you deserve.

If you can't beat 'em, why not work for them?

[BjorJlen]

13 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

If you can't beat 'em, why not work for them?

 

Oml..! 😄

   Now this is just too good to pass up and not try out lol. I can only hope that somewhere in this is Leroy Jenkins, so (we) can just beat the snot out of lol... 😁

 

"Have you ever tried the AE before? No? Well, give it a try and see, and maybe YOU can be a AE designer too." - T

[Clave Dark 5]

20 hours ago, BjorJlen said:

I can only hope that somewhere in this is Leroy Jenkins

Dang, missed opportunity.  He'd probably hire his relative and sue anyway.