The servers are down because...

[mechahamham]

... the City Badge Tracker kiosk reached critical mass and blew all the graphite off the top of Pocket D.

[ZeeHero]

Lord Nemesis finally has executed his plot.. or something.

[Force Redux]

... There are no more Skulls to hunt. 

[rblockcoh]

The servers are down because of a plot by mechahamham for world domination. This finally proves with geometric logic that mechahamham is none other than Nemesis in disguise!

Edited 15 hours ago by rblockcoh

[mechahamham]

42 minutes ago, rblockcoh said:

mechahamham is none other than Nemesis in disguise!

 

If I were Nemesis in disguise, my time machine wouldn't be a big, brass monument to my own hubris and ego.

 

No, it'd all go something more on brand, more like...

 

 

 

 

[WumpusRat]

[Luminara]

 

@Jimmy!

[cheesy]

Ship of heroes is about to launch and needs players.

[Bionic_Flea]

2 hours ago, Luminara said:

 

@Jimmy!

 

But Jimmy, why do you have to destroy card pyramids and our servers?

[Go0gleplex]

The Malta Group finally deployed their version of Skynet...

[MrAxe]

... they've gone to the Americans!

[srmalloy]

2 hours ago, Bionic_Flea said:

But Jimmy, why do you have to destroy card pyramids and our servers?

It's like how we know the world is round, and not flat -- if it were flat, the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

[Forager]

The Idea Police forgot to post that they see no problems with it.