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After much discussion I think it is pretty clear we can all blame the Tank players

It is a crime! It is like they are draining the very life out of…. Wait a sec…. Pot, Kettle…. Hmmmm. Nope, we’re good. Carry on.

THe Redside lore is deep and wide. Seriously, it goes deeeeeeeeeeeep. But you gotta embrace the madness.

der fledermaus?

Splitting hairs? Brutes have been nerf slapped consistently since before the snap. Tanks have been lavished with buffs, power increases, Area inctreases. Split hairs? It is raining toupees...

you can do it...in theory. in practice you have better odds than winning the lottery. but not a lot better

I have a Dark Invul Brute that has a solo build for running story arcs and a team build for everything else. Nearly the same, just more damage powers on the solo from epic, and taunt and energy mastery on the team build

And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!! And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!! Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes…you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah!

Little known fact; the witches cabal that worked to get this written into law resorted to extreme dark magic and offered up the soul of Sonny Bono to complete the deal. And that is how it got it’s name

THe one on the left looks like a Jackson Pollock. I even think I see a cigarette butt. The one on the right looks like 80s wallpaper print.

Yeah I am actually pretty self sufficient on anything, including a Blaster. A Corruptor? Fughedaboutit!! But when the team APPEARS to be actively trying to screw up the run it gets tougher lol

I had specific complaints about people acting like morons. But you are right, I can improve. 2023, time to PUG less lololololol 😂

You are kidding right? I been running a Posi1 since it came out. I am on a Corruptor staying with the team debuffing/blasting/healing. People are pulling mobs from all over the city hall map. Team is running off in three different directions. People jump up to the steps and trigger the ambush while the rest of the team is dealing with half maps agro. Team splits inside city hall going in different directions. But i need to look at what power choices I made in the build…. Stop drinking in the morning. It’s bad for you m’kay?

I have done some research. I talked to some contacts about you. Ran their missions to find out about this RNGod. I even did a Strike Force where at the end we fought the bony fingered devil. Turns out you were right. They really hate you. They have a weird little altar with Scarlet Shocker written on it and everything. Sorry man. Reroll?

Hmmmm. Assault Rifle is bad, m'kay?

...um, you actually ever play Redside? Because those are Redside enemies. Just saying. I would suggest any change to DFB (and Trials as a whole) would be better spent allowing members from opposite sides to join without having to go to Pocket D or a nuetral zone.

cant or do not want to? I run the Synapse for the badge. and as a gauge of toons powers at that level. I do not need two hours to figure out powers and the badge is the same at +0 as +1. everyone else has the right to play how they want except me?

And if they could do it while dancing the mamushka even better but i dont give a crap. I will ask my friends what they think. I may let you know what they say. Probably not.

In running my “do all content” characters I have learned not to kill people when there is a choice. They disappear from my time stream and may be a contact I need. (Have had to call a GM to solve this once before)

I saw something from a Cool player on here that said “always assume people are trying to be helpful”. Nice thought, they did not live in my graveyard. I run Redside. Because I just assume you are going to double cross me. But you know that i know that, so you prepare for my response. And try to backstab me while I deal with that. Look, I said I THINK I have a friend that could solo that at +4/x8, while drinking in under two hours. I may be wrong. DID YOU HEAR ANY OTHER CONDITIONS???

I will talk to a couple of my friends who are more obsessed with such challenges and let you know what they say. I’ m not doing it. Obviously there will need to be some serious envenomed daggers and such on the AV wait a minute….dont spend millions in inf? Okay, now i think you are just doing hyperbole. Yes, there will be inspirations used and a build…that costs more than a few hundred thousand. nevermind, i am not bothering my friends with a challenge that has ever shrinking restrictions…. But can you do it on SOs using 1 insp and no P2W? Then you didnt do it in under two hours by the “right rules”. Sheesh. You see, I was not being facetious, I am pretty sure one of my friends could do this, if they wanted to. But, obviously scared my comment might be correct, you have started hauling out “your rules” for how it must be accomplished. The only rule I would agree to is the friend must be drinking. Both the people i know who do this crazy smashing tend to play while imbibing

It would have felt like 2 hours to me. I have a friend that plays drunk that could probably solo a Synapse +4/x8 in less time than that.

Just beat the snakes dude. Then you only see them again at 50. It is like 5-30 missions depending on how much you hate yourself. Kill the damn snakes. Move on. Or just do the Longbow missions. Okay, probably tough to dodge Snake missions on Mercy. Just kill the damn snakes m'kay.

Lady Winter is the last one by level. Although in hindsight I could have done it on my alt acct farmer with myself as a tag a long. I thought it was open at 10, then 15, and just kept stubbornly fgrinding. It was close to the end of the last night when I finished 15-19 and levelled and got it. Self imposed drama. Yes, I bought all badges with canes. I did not dfefeat Snaptooth 5 times, just twice. He will be back for Spring and I HATE BNY. Long Story....

and still no one has bought this last Perf Shifter. Now selling for 550k to 2mil. glad everyone is getting these. Who the F is flooding the market lolololololol