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computers should die. for now lets start with Clockwork, and the alt dimension it spawned


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These things are trying to control us.  And drive us crazy!

 

I just opened a browser and typed in a simple request.  Okay, not very simple, but its a starting place.  "easy rock guitar songs to solo play and sing"  (starting my music practice back up)  it happened to go into Bing...which took me to a new Bing page (not search results) that had all the benefits of Bing, with a huge "ASK ME ANYTHING" right in front of me.   

 

Vampire nails tapping on coffin/desk. "I JUST ASKED YOU SOMETHING!"

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*gnaw on snarkys wires*

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My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket

~Schmendrick

 

So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

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8 hours ago, Snarky said:

Vampire nails tapping on coffin/desk. "I JUST ASKED YOU SOMETHING!"

It's an A.I., it probably already knows everything about your...um...circumstances and probably fumbled from the shock that you were requesting something so lively.

 

I gotta say, for a guy with no pulse, it did manage to get your blood pressure up.

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39 minutes ago, Techwright said:

I gotta say, for a guy with no pulse, it did manage to get your blood pressure up.

 

Since it's in his stomach, not his veins, wouldn't elevate blood pressure mean he... pees?

 

@Snarky PEED HIMSELF AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON HIS PERIOD!

 

😁

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

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If computers die, then how does one play CoH? 😉

Top 10 Most Fun 50s.

1. Without Mercy: Claws/ea Scrapper. 2. Outsmart: Fort 3. Sneakers: Stj/ea Stalker. 4. Waterpark: Water/temp Blaster. 5. Project Next: Ice/stone Brute. 6. Mighty Matt: Rad/bio Brute. 7. Without Pause: Claws/wp Brute. 8. Emma Strange: Ill/dark. 9. Nothing But Flowers: Plant/storm Controller. 10. Obsidian Smoke: Fire/dark Corr. 

 

"Downtime is for mortals."

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Bing.  I mean what where they thinking with that name.  I hear Bing and I think of a mediocre singer hawking Valencia oranges or a bad tasting cherry variant.  Bleah.

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Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Totally Cali, Two Gun Trixie

Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria

 

Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name)

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22 hours ago, Luminara said:

 

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What the ever loving . . . 

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Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Totally Cali, Two Gun Trixie

Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria

 

Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name)

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On 11/15/2023 at 11:40 AM, High_Beam said:

What the ever loving . . . 

Me when im feeling dare i say

 

snarky 😹

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My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket

~Schmendrick

 

So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

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@Snarky here's your vampire approved set list

  • "Not Meant for Me"
  • "Forsaken"
  • "System"
  • "Redeemer"
  •  "Slept So Long"

All written by Jonathan Davis of Korn and Richard Gibbs as originals for the Queen of the Damned film from 2002.

 

Just watch out for the +4 Synapse TF lurking out there because I here that version of the Clockwork King can be very draining.

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