Snarky Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 These things are trying to control us. And drive us crazy! I just opened a browser and typed in a simple request. Okay, not very simple, but its a starting place. "easy rock guitar songs to solo play and sing" (starting my music practice back up) it happened to go into Bing...which took me to a new Bing page (not search results) that had all the benefits of Bing, with a huge "ASK ME ANYTHING" right in front of me. Vampire nails tapping on coffin/desk. "I JUST ASKED YOU SOMETHING!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Burn Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Snarky said: Bing... .... that's the first problem right there. Bing is the worst. And probably controlled by the Clockwork King and his brother, Metronome. 😄 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 *gnaw on snarkys wires* 1 1 My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) 30 minutes ago, catsi563 said: *gnaw on snarkys wires* Stop! I have enough issues with the rats. Do you know hard it is to run an electric grid into a tomb! Edited November 14, 2023 by Snarky 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 3 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techwright Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 8 hours ago, Snarky said: Vampire nails tapping on coffin/desk. "I JUST ASKED YOU SOMETHING!" It's an A.I., it probably already knows everything about your...um...circumstances and probably fumbled from the shock that you were requesting something so lively. I gotta say, for a guy with no pulse, it did manage to get your blood pressure up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, Techwright said: I gotta say, for a guy with no pulse, it did manage to get your blood pressure up. Since it's in his stomach, not his veins, wouldn't elevate blood pressure mean he... pees? @Snarky PEED HIMSELF AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON HIS PERIOD! 😁 2 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Without_Pause Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 If computers die, then how does one play CoH? 😉 Top 10 Most Fun 50s. 1. Without Mercy: Claws/ea Scrapper. 2. Outsmart: Fort 3. Sneakers: Stj/ea Stalker. 4. Emma Strange: Ill/dark Controller. 5. Project Next: Ice/stone Brute. 6. Waterpark: Water/temp Blaster. 6. Mighty Matt: Rad/bio Brute. 7. Without Hesitation: Claws/sr Scrapper. 8. Within Reach: Axe/stone Brute. 9. Without Pause: Claws/wp Brute. 10. Chasing Fireworks: Fire/time Controller. "Downtime is for mortals. Debt is temporary. Fame is forever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Bing...there is the ebil 1 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawstruck Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 "I'm sorry, Snarky. I'm afraid I can't do that." 🖲️ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwitchFade Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 All bow before HAL. Your benevolent caretaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Bing. I mean what where they thinking with that name. I hear Bing and I think of a mediocre singer hawking Valencia oranges or a bad tasting cherry variant. Bleah. 1 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Totally Cali, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - High Beam (Yay), Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Many alts and lots of fun. Thank you Name Release For letting me get my OG main back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 22 hours ago, Luminara said: What the ever loving . . . 2 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Totally Cali, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - High Beam (Yay), Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Many alts and lots of fun. Thank you Name Release For letting me get my OG main back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techwright Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 19 hours ago, Without_Pause said: If computers die, then how does one play CoH? 😉 "Play?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 (edited) On 11/15/2023 at 11:40 AM, High_Beam said: What the ever loving . . . Me when im feeling dare i say snarky 😹 Edited November 16, 2023 by catsi563 1 My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimKensai Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 @Snarky here's your vampire approved set list "Not Meant for Me" "Forsaken" "System" "Redeemer" "Slept So Long" All written by Jonathan Davis of Korn and Richard Gibbs as originals for the Queen of the Damned film from 2002. Just watch out for the +4 Synapse TF lurking out there because I here that version of the Clockwork King can be very draining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 1 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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