Investigation: Have YOU seen this Woman?

[Marine X]

Was doing the Missions from Janet Kellum:

 

Get the citizens away from the toxic gas

 

Briefing

I need you to get over to the Pike's Place neighborhood on the double! I just got word that there's a busted sewer there that's leaking toxic gas into the air. We've used a force field to keep the gas from spreading, but if the residents aren't evacuated immediately, the fumes will kill them! You've got to get those people away from the toxic gas. You only have 90 minutes to deal with the situation.WW

Well as I went through the Mission rescuing the 20 citizens from the Crey, it didn't take long to realize something.....they were all the same Woman! 20 of them, Exactly the same.

 

Maybe the Gas caused a Bizarre Transformation of everyone exposed, maybe they are clones, Aliens, maybe members of a low Fashion BFF Dress-Alike Cult or a plot to over populate the planet with cute blonde girls. Anyway, Janet wouldn't even listen to me. It's obviously not normal but she wasn't listening, I even spoke ALL CAPS. Totally went prattling on about Mass Murder and a leaky Sewer Pipe cover story. Then she sent me to rescue Rikti Monkeys! Huh...I think Janet may have had too many cups of Coffee and blew a blood vessel or something, she's a wacko!

So I'm starting my own investigation, let me know if you see her, but be careful, she has that sneaky "too cute" menace level about her.

Edited September 10, 2020 by Marine X

[FoulVileTerror]

Well, if Crey was involved, cloning sounds like the most plausible story.

[Lines]

ERROR: Believable cover story not found. *Cllk Whirr*

[Luminara]

3 hours ago, Marine X said:

sneaky "too cute" menace level

 

In that shirt?  Maybe in the Dollar Store universe...

[Nemeroff]

6 hours ago, Marine X said:

... I think Janet may have had too many cups of Coffee and blew a blood vessel or something, she's a wacko! ...

It's all a Nemesis plot!

[Coyotedancer]

One of my Oranbegans ran into a similar issue once upon a time... She decided that, apparently, some of her Circle colleagues must have decided to raid a Crey clone lab. 

 

 

 

 

She liberated the same guy about a dozen times. 

 

[Twisted Toon]

I just rescued you. Can't you stay rescued for 5 minutes?

[Doomguide2005]

2 hours ago, Twisted Toon said:

I just rescued you. Can't you stay rescued for 5 minutes?

Maybe she's related to Azuria?  That woman can't keep track of anything.

[gamingglen]

9 hours ago, Marine X said:

... or a plot to over populate the planet with cute blonde girls...

I see nothing wrong with this. 

[Twisted Toon]

7 hours ago, gamingglen said:

I see nothing wrong with this. 

I prefer the soulless redheads.

[DoctorDitko]

Cue Empowered Sistah Spooky reference...