Snarky Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 What are the best gifts you are giving this year? Thoughtfulness counts as much as cash. For instance, the horsehead I left in an old business partners toilet was free….but priceless. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Haull Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 11 minutes ago, Snarky said: the horsehead I left in an old business partners toilet was free….but priceless. Um....where did you get the horsehead? Did you like....have to detach it? What about the mess? If I were to, I don't know, need one. Where would one acquire a horsehead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonSheep Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 i hear it’s swollen and uncomfortably enlarged this year 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasperStone Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Ask Mrs. Claus. 1 /e poofgone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted December 24, 2023 Author Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Monty Haull said: Um....where did you get the horsehead? Did you like....have to detach it? What about the mess? If I were to, I don't know, need one. Where would one acquire a horsehead? First, you locate a horse….. preferably in a secluded area. The mess is really allows the gift to keep on giving 🎁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockpick Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Snarky said: How big is Santa’s sack? Dang bro, that's a bit personal, don't you think? Edited December 24, 2023 by Lockpick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Not as big as mine. Come at me, bro! 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC4800 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Mr. Jing-a-ling is the"Keeper of Santa's Sack". He even gives out a badge. 1 Victory: reserved for future use Indom: Schtick, Pummel Pete, Plymouth, Pilkington Reunion: Ghost Legacy, 7s7e7v7e7n7, Mind Funk, Bluto Excelsior: Phrendon Largo, Fred Bumbler, John van der Waals,Allamedia Jones, Tzapt, Sn1pe Torchbearer: Phrendon Largo, Kenny Letter, Bewm, La Merle, Enflambe', Rock Largo, Bulk of the Weather, Retired Phrendon Everlasting: Phrendon Largo, Krown, Buzz Words, Bicycle Repairman, Dee Fender, Carmela Soprano, Radmental Boy, Beet Salad, Sporanghi,Sue Ahn Cuddy, Fukushima Technician, Snow Globe Girl, Thug Therapist, Apple Brown Betty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, KC4800 said: Mr. Jing-a-ling is the"Keeper of Santa's Sack". He even gives out a badge. Wasn't there a song about that? "Keeper of the Sack" (vroom vroom) 1 UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranebump Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 (edited) Big enough to tea bag the entire Magnificent Seven (and the cast of all subsequent remakes). And he’ll throw in fake cowboy Kevin Costner. Edited December 24, 2023 by cranebump I have done a TON of AE work, both long form and single arc. Just search the AE mish list for my sig @cranebump. For more information on my stories, head to the AE forum sub-heading and look for “Crane’s World.” Support your AE authors! We ARE the new content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 How big is Santa’s sack? big enough to hold all his balls (I hope) 1 1 The Ghost Slaying Axe. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherspectre in the room, accept no substitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC4800 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 7 hours ago, Shenanigunner said: Wasn't there a song about that? "Keeper of the Sack" (vroom vroom) I believe you are right. I know he carried keys, where the Jing-a-linging came from. I remember him as a character that would frequent department stores or malls to promote Christmas consumerism. The song would be played on radio stations to promote his appearances. 1 Victory: reserved for future use Indom: Schtick, Pummel Pete, Plymouth, Pilkington Reunion: Ghost Legacy, 7s7e7v7e7n7, Mind Funk, Bluto Excelsior: Phrendon Largo, Fred Bumbler, John van der Waals,Allamedia Jones, Tzapt, Sn1pe Torchbearer: Phrendon Largo, Kenny Letter, Bewm, La Merle, Enflambe', Rock Largo, Bulk of the Weather, Retired Phrendon Everlasting: Phrendon Largo, Krown, Buzz Words, Bicycle Repairman, Dee Fender, Carmela Soprano, Radmental Boy, Beet Salad, Sporanghi,Sue Ahn Cuddy, Fukushima Technician, Snow Globe Girl, Thug Therapist, Apple Brown Betty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted December 25, 2023 Author Share Posted December 25, 2023 1 hour ago, KC4800 said: I believe you are right. I know he carried keys, where the Jing-a-linging came from. I remember him as a character that would frequent department stores or malls to promote Christmas consumerism. The song would be played on radio stations to promote his appearances. Is this a real thing? Because if not we can make it up and use the old tune “leader of the pack”. Those lyrics were so corny turning it into a Christmas parody would be doing it a favor… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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