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11 minutes ago, Snarky said:

the horsehead I left in an old business partners toilet was free….but priceless.

Um....where did you get the horsehead?  Did you like....have to detach it?   What about the mess?  

 

If I were to, I don't know, need one.  Where would one acquire a horsehead?

 

 

 

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Ask Mrs. Claus.

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1 hour ago, Monty Haull said:

Um....where did you get the horsehead?  Did you like....have to detach it?   What about the mess?  

 

If I were to, I don't know, need one.  Where would one acquire a horsehead?

 

 

First, you locate a horse…..   preferably in a secluded area.  
 

The mess is really allows the gift to keep on giving 🎁 

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Mr. Jing-a-ling is the"Keeper of Santa's Sack". He even gives out a badge.

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1 hour ago, KC4800 said:

Mr. Jing-a-ling is the"Keeper of Santa's Sack". He even gives out a badge.

 

Wasn't there a song about that? "Keeper of the Sack" (vroom vroom)

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Big enough to tea bag the entire Magnificent Seven (and the cast of all subsequent remakes). And he’ll throw in fake cowboy Kevin Costner.

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7 hours ago, Shenanigunner said:

 

Wasn't there a song about that? "Keeper of the Sack" (vroom vroom)

I believe you are right. I know he carried keys, where the Jing-a-linging came from. I remember him as a character that would frequent department stores or malls to promote Christmas consumerism. The song would be played on radio stations to promote his appearances.

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1 hour ago, KC4800 said:

I believe you are right. I know he carried keys, where the Jing-a-linging came from. I remember him as a character that would frequent department stores or malls to promote Christmas consumerism. The song would be played on radio stations to promote his appearances.

Is this a real thing?   Because if not we can make it up and use the old tune “leader of the pack”. Those lyrics were so corny turning it into a Christmas parody would be doing it a favor…

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