How to avoid stapling form 8937c to your inner thigh 90% of the time

[PLVRIZR]

4 hours ago, SeraphimKensai said:

My favorite form is DD-214.

What was your MOS?

[Rishidian]

On 6/5/2023 at 4:47 PM, Major_Decoy said:

1) You have a desk, put the form on your desk before stapling it.

Note - it does not say to place the the form or the stapler between your thighs.

 

Other forms may have different rules.

 

YMMV

[SeraphimKensai]

58 minutes ago, PLVRIZR said:

What was your MOS?

13-B

[Luminara]

What about form ID-10T?

[Scarlet Shocker]

I am increasingly concerned that stapling form 8937c to your inner thigh is unavoidable 10% of the time

[Captain Fabulous]

If you're a Regen you can staple as many 8937c forms to your inner thighs as you'd like. You won't feel a thing. Cause you'll be dead after the first staple touches your skin.

[PLVRIZR]

2 hours ago, SeraphimKensai said:

13-B

Thank you for your service and how are those hearing aids working out for you?  😁

[SeraphimKensai]

4 hours ago, PLVRIZR said:

Thank you for your service and how are those hearing aids working out for you?  😁

Luckily I used my earplugs quite a bit so my ears work better than most, just the occasional Tinnitus.

[Player2]

On 6/8/2023 at 4:41 PM, Captain Fabulous said:

If you're a Regen you can staple as many 8937c forms to your inner thighs as you'd like. You won't feel a thing. Cause you'll be dead after the first staple touches your skin.

Nerf form 8937c?

[Major_Decoy]

2 hours ago, Player2 said:

Nerf form 8937c?

If regeneration allows you to perform actions while dead, then nerf regen.

[Scarlet Shocker]

please avoid stapling any higher than your leg. Remember, no matter how urgent completion of said form might be...

 

the thigh's the limit

[Herotu]

On 6/6/2023 at 2:37 AM, srmalloy said:

And make sure you have a current copy of your 27B/6 in case something goes wrong.

Indeed! Central Services will need one to fix your ducts, whatever colour they happen to be.

 

 

[Luminara]

47 minutes ago, Scarlet Shocker said:

the thigh's the limit

[momentarygrace]

The other 10% of the time, you might be using an angry stapler.