Major_Decoy Posted June 5 Share Posted June 5 1) You have a desk, put the form on your desk before stapling it. 2) For the love of cheese, stop using a pneumatic stapler to do it! No, the hammer tacker is not a significantly better option. You should never need anything more than a heavy duty stapler, but most of the time, a mini-staple will suffice. 3) Do not use a paper clincher. It's tempting use a method that doesn't involve staples at all, but this would be a violation of company policy. 4) Check to make sure your work surface is clean and entirely clear of your legs. If you are sitting on your desk, find a chair or make sure to be standing before trying to staple anything. Thank you for your time and I hope to see a lot fewer blood stains on form 8937c. 1 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacier Peak Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Big fan of this Best Post Ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 And make sure you have a current copy of your 27B/6 in case something goes wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apogee Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 3 hours ago, Major_Decoy said: 1) You have a desk, put the form on your desk before stapling it. 2) For the love of cheese, stop using a pneumatic stapler to do it! No, the hammer tacker is not a significantly better option. You should never need anything more than a heavy duty stapler, but most of the time, a mini-staple will suffice. 3) Do not use a paper clincher. It's tempting use a method that doesn't involve staples at all, but this would be a violation of company policy. 4) Check to make sure your work surface is clean and entirely clear of your legs. If you are sitting on your desk, find a chair or make sure to be standing before trying to staple anything. Thank you for your time and I hope to see a lot fewer blood stains on form 8937c. Did you include the new cover sheet? Did you get the memo? I'll send you a copy of the memo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvaderStych Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 @Major_Decoy ... I hear you've been having some trouble with your T.P.S. Reports. 1 "I woke up despite my head; To see the trail I blazed last night with the words I said; Still she laid there in the charred and smoking wake of fears I fed ... Then she got up to look around; Muttered words I’d never heard a human sound; Then from her hair grew forty serpents, from her eyes a fiery shroud... From her mouth came forty voices, and I heard them cry aloud: The Sun Won't Cast No Shadow Anymore! The Willows Never Weep and the Wind Will Never Moan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_Decoy Posted June 6 Author Share Posted June 6 1 hour ago, srmalloy said: And make sure you have a current copy of your 27B/6 in case something goes wrong. Good point. Also, Forms 1053B and 9166a do still need to be stapled to your inner thighs, though you can submit form 1020s if you'd like to request the use of alligator clips or safety pins instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Myshkin Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Is that Times New Roman? Hmm... and I see you don't have a watermark either. *shakes head* Pylon Test Run Submission Proc Monsters (Controller Edition) Proc Monsters (Defender Edition) Pylon Test Run Results Proc Monsters (Tanker Edition) "Mad King Special" "Ceterum autem censeo Iram esse delendam" Mad King Special - Force Edition (NEW!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAxe Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Blood on your form is so Metal.🤘 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 That's how Clamor keeps those fishnets held up. 2 1 1 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 When considering a staple diet, blood may be thought of as a condiment "You can win everything in the pools, except the desire to win" Jacob Bronowski 1974 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 3 hours ago, MrAxe said: Blood on your form is so Metal.🤘 1 Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clave Dark 5 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 15 hours ago, Major_Decoy said: 2) For the love of cheese, stop using a pneumatic stapler to do it! No, the hammer tacker is not a significantly better option. You should never need anything more than a heavy duty stapler, but most of the time, a mini-staple will suffice. You're no true accountant. Or temp. Or any other office worker, at least going by how I work. Staplelock is real and doesn't discriminate amongst whitecollar workers, my friend! _____________________________ Hi, I'm Clave Dark 5! You may remember me from such characters as King Pumpkin Spice, Stupid Like A Fox, Capt Sam's Space Zoo, The Pink Bamfer, Trash Ghost, Maid Of Metal... as well as a few really stupid AE arcs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_Beam Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Back in the day when I was a Sophomore in High School I had a History teacher named Mister Mentzer (RIP) who also taught the fledgling computer science class (this was 1985) and he had a thing called the Swingline Disk Lock which he never explained until he caught a student bringing in a 5 /14 floppy with a C64 program called Artillery on it. He confiscated it and then proceeded to slam 25 staples into the disk, rendering it useless (though the first staple would have been enough). It was a Swingline stapler and suddenly I understood. Girls of Nukem High - Excelsior - Tempus Fabulous, Flattery, Jennifer Chilly, Betty Beatdown, Two Gun Trixie Babes of War - Excelsior - Di Di Guns, Runeslinger, Munitions Mistress, Tideway, Hard Melody, Blue Aria Several alts and of course my original from live on Freedom, OG High Beam (someone else has her non OG name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 2 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentarygrace Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 A stapler should be the next new forum reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techwright Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 "How to avoid stapling form 8937c to your inner thigh 90% of the time" Come on..Did my last post on such things not make the point? The 10%! I want to know about the 10%! It's important! Real money! (Yes, I said "real money" @Yomo Kimyata) Pony up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentarygrace Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 59 minutes ago, Techwright said: Pony up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major_Decoy Posted June 6 Author Share Posted June 6 4 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said: You're no true accountant. Or temp. Or any other office worker, at least going by how I work. Staplelock is real and doesn't discriminate amongst whitecollar workers, my friend! I am only talking about form 8937c. It should never consist of more than five pages, 75gsm to 90gsm, and 80 to 98 bright. If you've printed the form out on heavier paper, we're not accepting it. If you've got more than five pages, we're not accepting it. We are not having this argument again Clave. You are not allowed to unilaterally declare a schism and say you're a Northwestern Richter Annex Worker, the employee handbook still applies to you and NO ONE recognizes your edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_Decoy Posted June 6 Author Share Posted June 6 1 hour ago, Techwright said: "How to avoid stapling form 8937c to your inner thigh 90% of the time" Come on..Did my last post on such things not make the point? The 10%! I want to know about the 10%! It's important! Real money! (Yes, I said "real money" @Yomo Kimyata) Pony up! What's the confusion? About one times in ten, through absolutely no fault of your own, you're going to end up with form 8937c stapled to your inner thigh. There's no shame in it, it happens to everyone. This is not a problem that can be eliminated, but if we're all careful, we can make it much less common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tidge Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 4 hours ago, Techwright said: "How to avoid stapling form 8937c to your inner thigh 90% of the time" Come on..Did my last post on such things not make the point? The 10%! I want to know about the 10%! It's important! Real money! (Yes, I said "real money" @Yomo Kimyata) Pony up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player2 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Now I want a pneumatic stapler... also a nail gun... as weapon customization options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvaderStych Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 I only want a Nail Gun if I can use it immediately after Bean Bag. "I woke up despite my head; To see the trail I blazed last night with the words I said; Still she laid there in the charred and smoking wake of fears I fed ... Then she got up to look around; Muttered words I’d never heard a human sound; Then from her hair grew forty serpents, from her eyes a fiery shroud... From her mouth came forty voices, and I heard them cry aloud: The Sun Won't Cast No Shadow Anymore! The Willows Never Weep and the Wind Will Never Moan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimKensai Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 My favorite form is DD-214. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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