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Praetor Duncan walks into a bar. As she sits down, she looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. She asks the bartender "what's with the meat?"

The bartender says, "If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?"

Praetor Duncan takes another look at the meat, then says, "I think I'll pass. The steaks are too high."

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1 hour ago, ChzBoi said:

....Martha says to Betty, "I tell ya, my husband is an angel!"...................

 

..........Betty replies, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."...............................

 

Valentine's Day is in a couple of   days and so many people will be sad because they're not in a relationship.

 

Even more will be sad because they are.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that.

 
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a shot and a pint. 

The bartender asks:  are you a drunkard or something? 

The horse says: I don't think I am. 

POOF  the horse disappears.  

 

See this is a Descartes joke. I think therefore I am, but you can't open with that because it would be putting Descartes before the horse. 

 

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7 hours ago, Etched said:

Everyone of you need help.

I'm not going to take your word for it, you're an octopus! 

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Tim "Black Scorpion" Sweeney: Matt (Posi) used to say that players would find the shortest path to the rewards even if it was a completely terrible play experience that would push them away from the game...

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Ignore those farming chores, skip your market homework, play any power sets that you want, and ignore anyone who says otherwise.
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Edited by UltraAlt

If someone posts a reply quoting me and I don't reply, they may be on ignore.

(It seems I'm involved with so much at this point that I may not be able to easily retrieve access to all the notifications)

Some players know that I have them on ignore and are likely to make posts knowing that is the case.

But the fact that I have them on ignore won't stop some of them from bullying and harassing people, because some of them love to do it. There is a group that have banded together to target forum posters they don't like. They think that this behavior is acceptable.

Ignore (in the forums) and /ignore (in-game) are tools to improve your gaming experience. Don't feel bad about using them.

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11 hours ago, Healix said:

my first hubby died from eating Tide Pods...my second husband died of a stab wound cause he wouldn't eat the Tide Pods

 

 

First one thought it was something he'd get high on!

 

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that.

 
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Dude! What happened to your car?

It got recalled.

Why'd it get recalled? Was something wrong with it?

Well...some kids decided to egg it and the next morning I got the recall notice since it was a yolkswagon. 

They had to tow it though since it had four flat tires and was far-from-movin'. 

 

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  • 2 weeks later

I just picked up the U2 Satnav super cheap. I thought I'd got a bargain, but it turned out to be completely crap. The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that.

 
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