Scarlet Shocker Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Doctor Octopus has just robbed Kings Row bank. He didn't have a gun, but he was very well armed! 1 13 2 4 1 2 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonSheep Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 9 3 If you're not dying you're not living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFFF Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Praetor Duncan walks into a bar. As she sits down, she looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. She asks the bartender "what's with the meat?" The bartender says, "If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?" Praetor Duncan takes another look at the meat, then says, "I think I'll pass. The steaks are too high." 1 6 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etched Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Everyone of you need help. @Etched 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChzBoi Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 ....Martha says to Betty, "I tell ya, my husband is an angel!"................... ..........Betty replies, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."............................... 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 In America you call them "Elevators" In England we call them "Lifts" I guess we're just raised differently 1 4 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, ChzBoi said: ....Martha says to Betty, "I tell ya, my husband is an angel!"................... ..........Betty replies, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."............................... Valentine's Day is in a couple of days and so many people will be sad because they're not in a relationship. Even more will be sad because they are. 1 1 1 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitum Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 A horse walks into a bar and orders a shot and a pint. The bartender asks: are you a drunkard or something? The horse says: I don't think I am. POOF the horse disappears. See this is a Descartes joke. I think therefore I am, but you can't open with that because it would be putting Descartes before the horse. 2 5 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clave Dark 5 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 7 hours ago, Etched said: Everyone of you need help. I'm not going to take your word for it, you're an octopus! 2 Tim "Black Scorpion" Sweeney: Matt (Posi) used to say that players would find the shortest path to the rewards even if it was a completely terrible play experience that would push them away from the game... ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ Clave's Sure-Fire Secrets to Enjoying City Of Heroes Ignore those farming chores, skip your market homework, play any power sets that you want, and ignore anyone who says otherwise. This game isn't hard work, it's easy! Go have fun! ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 my first hubby died from eating Tide Pods...my second husband died of a stab wound cause he wouldn't eat the Tide Pods 2 1 2 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techwright Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 17 minutes ago, Healix said: my first hubby died from eating Tide Pods... At least it was a clean death. 1 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 A three-legged dire wolf walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 1 1 Who run Bartertown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraAlt Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) Edited February 14 by UltraAlt If someone posts a reply quoting me and I don't reply, they may be on ignore. (It seems I'm involved with so much at this point that I may not be able to easily retrieve access to all the notifications) Some players know that I have them on ignore and are likely to make posts knowing that is the case. But the fact that I have them on ignore won't stop some of them from bullying and harassing people, because some of them love to do it. There is a group that have banded together to target forum posters they don't like. They think that this behavior is acceptable. Ignore (in the forums) and /ignore (in-game) are tools to improve your gaming experience. Don't feel bad about using them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 11 hours ago, Healix said: my first hubby died from eating Tide Pods...my second husband died of a stab wound cause he wouldn't eat the Tide Pods First one thought it was something he'd get high on! 1 1 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go0gleplex Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) Dude! What happened to your car? It got recalled. Why'd it get recalled? Was something wrong with it? Well...some kids decided to egg it and the next morning I got the recall notice since it was a yolkswagon. They had to tow it though since it had four flat tires and was far-from-movin'. Edited February 14 by Go0gleplex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrickain13 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Why did the Hero fall out of the sky? Because he was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery! Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjrasmussen Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 1 I went to Ouroboros all i got was this lousy secret! COH bomp bomp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go0gleplex Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Why do the Ouroboros folks always look so bored? Cause they're just doing the same thing time after time after time after time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 I just picked up the U2 Satnav super cheap. I thought I'd got a bargain, but it turned out to be completely crap. The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for! 1 2 1 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of people understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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