While visiting the UK there was one of those once-a-century storms. We were pretty much socked in at a tiny hotel with a tiny bar.
(Think Fawlty Towers, only with really nice proprietors.)
i was trying the local ales, and my wife was sticking to Guinness.
Someone made a remark about their new Budweiser tap, and I (not having tried it) remarked "You know, the Budweiser tastes like #!*% here."
They replied, "Why? What are we doing wrong?"
"Nothing. Tastes like #!*% at home, too!"
As someone who grew up thinking the Brits perfected comedy, I was delighted to see him snarf his beer.
I later learned they had licensed the name and logo from Anheuser-Busch, but they used the original (Dutch?) recipe. It was actually not bad.