Mopery

"I'm just happy to be here." -Ringo Starr

I've never been a fan of self-flagellation, though.

After watching Matchstick Men in the theater, a movie which was promoted as a comedy, I've sworn off ever watching any Nicholas Cage movies ever again. Even if they're free. I remember clearly that the large audience in attendance at the movie collectively laughed twice. In 2 hours. And the laughs were more "laugh-cringe" than "LMAO" laughs. I'll also never believe a national movie critic again, because that's the reason I chose that movie in the first place.

That's easy, Witch Widow wins!

Costumed to look like the Egyptian God of the Sun, Vengeance of Ra is my Radiation/Fire Blaster with Rad powers colored yellow/white to look like sunlight. The most iconic thing about him is when I use Neutron Bomb. He holds his hands directly over his head, summoning the Sun(yellow energy ball), which he then hurls at his opponents in an arc. In Egyptian wall paintings, Ra is often depicted with the Sun on his head, so it seemed fitting, and in play it looks pretty cool.

I was about to skewer the castled fianchetto, but then I got forked.

That's no moon...

Two Archetypes enter. One Archetype leaves.

Well, thank you all SO very much... Now I've got it, and the Doctor says there is no cure. 😞

Stranger in a Strange Land is still one of my favorite books, a great story about humanity.

You leave General Motors outta this!

Go Necro/Traps so you can blow up your zombies! 😁

My new Savage/SR Scrapper on Excelsior, Cheeter.

The original Devs did a great job with the AI, ensuring that as soon as your target is selected and you're just about to fire off that cone, the target quickly moves to the worst possible position...

Didn't realize how many I had, but I think these all fit the criteria. Most probably have backstories, but not all, some were just names I thought of and decided I had to make right then and there. All of these are currently on Excelsior. Dr. Wholittle - Beast/Time Mastermind(he's a tiny time-travelling Veterinarian who talks to animals) Early Bird - AR/Traps Corruptor(Out for revenge, he's going to catch that Worm!) Hare Stylist - Katana/SR Scrapper(Defeats villains by giving them a new look and more confidence) Missing Lincoln - Mace/Ice Brute(devolved by Nemesis, ran amok and accidentally activated a time machine sending him back in time) Herb Superb - Plant/Dark Controller(Behold the power of... dude... what were we talking about?) Astrogator - Invulnerable/Energy Melee Tanker(space alligator, forward scout for Battalion) First National Tank - Invulnerable/SS Tanker(Patriotic tribute to whoever originally came up with the name back on Live) Top Copper - Electric/Shield Scrapper(Praetorian Loyalist) Hannah Banana Katana - Katana/Bio Scrapper(Leader of Bananas with Katanas SG) Electric Booger Lou - Mace/Electric Scrapper(Brother of Carl Brutananadelewski) Queen of Uranus - Thermal/Dark Defender(Heavy is the head which wears the Crown of Uranus...) Mane Culprit - Mind/Energy Dominatior(think Lion in a tuxedo) Kim Cardassian - Thugs/Poison Mastermind Me So Hornet - Plant/Savage Dominator Prince of Whales - Mercenary/Thermal Mastermind 6 Hundred Dollar Man - Mace/Willpower Scrapper(Steve Austin's less successful brother) Shiver Quiver - Ice/TA Corruptor Cray Crey - EM/Radiation Armor Scrapper Cuckoo Clockwork - Electric/MM Blaster Thing Doer - TW/Willpower Scrapper(Doer of things) Nekoyasha - Claws/SR Scrapper(anime inspired) Duke of Hurl - SS/Invulnerable Brute General Eclectic - Mercenary/Storm Mastermind Fairy Home Companion - Plant/Fire Dominator(accidental Magic origin clockwork from Praetoria) Arachnose - Bane Soldier(rumored son of Lord Recluse, born with comically long nose) Sir Tenly-Knot - Plant/TA Controller(Is he Robin Hood? No! he's Sir Tenly-Knot!) Neato Torpedo - FF/Ice Defender Charmonica - Symphony/Fire Dominator Ragnarok and Roll - Fire/Sonic Dominator Hamster of Puppets - Ninja/FF Mastermind Devil's Avocado - SJ/Fire Brute(Unholy guacamole) Pasture Bedtime - Shield/Dark Tanker(Moo) Elrond Half-Nelson - SJ/Willpower Scrapper(crazy Elf who runs around bullying people by putting them in half-nelsons and making them say "Uncle") Scentinel - BR/Bio Sentinel(costume looks like a skunk) Berjerk - TW/Willpower Brute Zlon Husk - Necromancy/Electric Mastermind Cheeter - Savage/SR Scrapper(dressed like a cheetah) Pizza Cake - Fire/Ice Dominator(the unholy union of pizza and cake!) Bee G - Thugs/Nature Mastermind(Better have my honey...) Opie Wants Cannoli - Ninja/Willpower Stalker(not a Jedi, I swear...)

I thought the port would be awesome, but it was just an illusion...

They don't fly, they float in the aether!

You gotta use extra-light gauge strings if you wanna shred!

Cognitive dissonance in full effect...

Ms. Liberty hides her true feelings, Dominatrix would get excited and make them all do as she pleases! 😁

Precisely. It's a similar cause and effect like those Explicit Lyrics labels they started putting on albums in the 1980's. Eventually every band wanted one, because it meant their album would instantly go Platinum...