The AFK Police

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The police are AFK?

 

RIOT!

[Troo]

6 hours ago, Ukase said:

If you're afk long enough for the white AFK bubble to appear over your head

 

Thats not what happens though. They just teleport individual players away from the motel over and over. (AFK or not)

 

When they find ONE they justify what they are doing.

[Troo]

6 hours ago, Ukase said:

it's still creating an opportunity for a player get loot while doing nothing - and I am doing my part

 

and if they have a second account on follow?

[srmalloy]

18 hours ago, High_Beam said:

I want to circle back to his concept of there being such a thing as excessive masturbation, I am pretty sure that's not a thing.  🙂

The pathology of the condition is not well understood, but prolonged or aggressive masturbation or sexual intercourse is believed to be one of the causes of Penile Mondor's Disease. And that's likely TMI, but in this case, too much may not be a good thing.

[Ukase]

1 hour ago, Troo said:

 

Thats not what happens though. They just teleport individual players away from the motel over and over. (AFK or not)

 

When they find ONE they justify what they are doing.

Troo, I have no disagreement with you. I think what happened to you, the way you describe it is inexcusable, and that player needs to get some sort of therapy. What they did is a clear over-reaction, even if you were an afk-er. I think it's normal (and maybe I'm wrong) for a player to get irked or irritated with the behavior of another player. But to do what was done to you, there's no excuse for that level of spite. 

My beef is with the players that are afk simply to take advantage of the generous nature of others. Because they can. 
I have no beef with people tending to various needs on their time - like their boss, their kid, or even a pet. Most of the time, those issues are resolved quickly. Sometimes not. I'll make a note if I have no idea what's going on - but I'll never say or do anything. But If I look later in the day, or the next day, or even the next year and see the same behavior - well, to me, that's a pattern of being a jerk. Is it that important to me that I'm going to do what was done to you? Nope. I just make notes so I know not to deal with these kinds of people because they strike me as unsavory. But that's just me and my take. It's not going to get me elected to any political office or have a statue created with my likeness. 

[Excraft]

Why not just quit the league and join another?  It's not like there aren't multiple instances of PI running ToT leagues.  There's also leagues running in KW.  

[Skyhawke]

One does not simply walk into Penile Mondor. 

[High_Beam]

1 hour ago, srmalloy said:

The pathology of the condition is not well understood, but prolonged or aggressive masturbation or sexual intercourse is believed to be one of the causes of Penile Mondor's Disease. And that's likely TMI, but in this case, too much may not be a good thing.

One word 

 

Westpac

[Troo]

5 hours ago, Excraft said:

Why not just quit the league and join another?  It's not like there aren't multiple instances of PI running ToT leagues.  There's also leagues running in KW.  

 

Definitely. 

I have no problem with dropping and moving on. In this case; I'll also report, let folks in zone know what's happening, and that they too can report the offender if they wish.

Let the mods sort it out. 

 

[randomperson]

On 10/5/2025 at 3:57 PM, Ukase said:

On Excelsior, one is too many, even if the population is less than 1100. (but that's my personal take, not a rule, as far as I know)  On some of the lower pop servers, I'd think it might actually be encouraged. Context means a lot. 

 

True. 

On the server I've been playing on, multiboxing is accepted, but you have to be good at it.    There are a few players who can run 3 MM's to get combined damage, and really nobody minds it because they're willing to do the mundane parts of a Trial or something. 

 

Also sometimes we need a multiboxer to get up to the requisite 16 for a Rikti raid. 

[mechahamham]

We've been running into a problem of event abuse and shared resource wastage for quite some time now. Going back to MSRs, the number of people who simply sit in one position in the bowl with a buff or heal on auto fire is kinda sad, really. They're not even chatting. They've genuinely left a character AFK to soak up passive rewards. (And then when the MSR raid ends, you can see them waiting quietly at Point Du Hoc for their parents to pick them up, perhaps an aoe left on auto.) They may or may not be soaking up a spot in the instance where the raid is happening that would otherwise go to an active player depending on the day and server traffic.

 

The problem is the lie. The Big Lie. The lie that's has caused and is causing endless damage and suffering: "If I'm okay with this happening, everyone else should be okay with this happening too. I don't have to be considerate of the way others feel or change my behavior because *I'm* in the right."

 

(Should we be thankful that the nature of the game limits its effects to places and people that aren't real?)

 

The answer is *communication*. Be the change you want to see and show others. If there's a league that's chasing away AFKers, and you want to start a league that's okay with AFKing, pick a zone where there's not already one going and announce that. Just like farmers announce what they want in their farms, announce what you want and what you're willing to tolerate.

 

Likewise, if you're leading a league and DON'T want to see AFKers, announce that too. It doesn't have to be any kind of statement or ethics or morality. Just, 'No AFKers, please,' will suffice.

 

Importantly, don't make that mistake, "I'm personally okay with this happening, so everyone else should just grow a thicker skin and bear with it." That doesn't help anyone.

[biostem]

40 minutes ago, mechahamham said:

Likewise, if you're leading a league and DON'T want to see AFKers, announce that too. It doesn't have to be any kind of statement or ethics or morality. Just, 'No AFKers, please,' will suffice.

The problem isn't the sentiment, it's the enforcement, which turns what should be leisure time into another job or further drudgery.  It isn't about whether we are OK with AFKers or not, it's to what extent you or I are willing to watch, call out, and take action against other players.  As I stated previously in this thread, I am primarily concerned with my own enjoyment, and that of my in-game or RL friends, not whether generic faceless player X is contributing equally.  If you want to start and run a league where you monitor all members for unequal participation, then that's on you...

[mechahamham]

16 minutes ago, biostem said:

The problem isn't the sentiment, it's the enforcement, which turns what should be leisure time into another job or further drudgery.  It isn't about whether we are OK with AFKers or not, it's to what extent you or I are willing to watch, call out, and take action against other players.  As I stated previously in this thread, I am primarily concerned with my own enjoyment, and that of my in-game or RL friends, not whether generic faceless player X is contributing equally.  If you want to start and run a league where you monitor all members for unequal participation, then that's on you...

 

The trick there is that if there are both options, players will self-select. "Yeesh, I don't wanna run into the AFK police," turns into "I pretty much only join AFKing's leagues because they don't police for AFKers," in short order. Likewise, "Ugh, these AFKers get to me," turns into "I join PoliceDrone939's Leagues because they ask people not to AFK."

 

An example where this works is moderated versus unmoderated message boards, be they on Reddit or anywhere else. (Back in the heydey of Usenet, before spammers really did Tragedy-of-the-Commons the unmoderated bit to death, there were wide selections of both moderated and unmoderated communities.)

 

Edited 7 hours ago by mechahamham

[biostem]

6 minutes ago, mechahamham said:

The trick there is that if there are both options, players will self-select. "Yeesh, I don't wanna run into the AFK police," turns into "I pretty much only join AFKing's leagues because they don't police for AFKers," in short order. Likewise, "Ugh, these AFKers get to me," turns into "I join PoliceDrone939's Leagues because they ask people not to AFK."

OK, so start doing that and see how well it catches on;  Put your proposal into action...

[mechahamham]

1 hour ago, biostem said:

OK, so start doing that and see how well it catches on;  Put your proposal into action...

 

What makes you think I haven't already?

 

When I lead teams and event leagues, I tell people that I'm not a good leader, but I am a *verbose* leader. I make it clear what I'd like to happen and what I expect. It doesn't always fly, but it does seem to at least more than half the time.

[biostem]

7 minutes ago, mechahamham said:

What makes you think I haven't already?

Awesome!  Still, it doesn't seem to be catching on, so keep up the good work!

[Snarky]

15 hours ago, Ukase said:

Troo, I have no disagreement with you. I think what happened to you, the way you describe it is inexcusable, and that player needs to get some sort of therapy. What they did is a clear over-reaction, even if you were an afk-er. I think it's normal (and maybe I'm wrong) for a player to get irked or irritated with the behavior of another player. But to do what was done to you, there's no excuse for that level of spite. 

My beef is with the players that are afk simply to take advantage of the generous nature of others. Because they can. 
I have no beef with people tending to various needs on their time - like their boss, their kid, or even a pet. Most of the time, those issues are resolved quickly. Sometimes not. I'll make a note if I have no idea what's going on - but I'll never say or do anything. But If I look later in the day, or the next day, or even the next year and see the same behavior - well, to me, that's a pattern of being a jerk. Is it that important to me that I'm going to do what was done to you? Nope. I just make notes so I know not to deal with these kinds of people because they strike me as unsavory. But that's just me and my take. It's not going to get me elected to any political office or have a statue created with my likeness. 

Players taking advantage is wrong.  The Teleporter is a real dick though.

 

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