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Failed a respec, but that wasn't what prompted this report. This was. I think the respec code is about to gain sentience. Exciting.

Our GMs block spam like this.

BAN THE SPAMPIRE!

I think it's some script kiddie fucking around with a new toy. A Google search shows the same spam on multiple small forums, but it's not widespread, it's not hitting big sites, and it's not constrained to just one forum software. It's all very recent (nothing before a couple of weeks ago), too. The sites I'm looking at show the same slow, lackadaisical approach to the attack that we're seeing, nothing of the scale that a real attack would entail (hundreds or thousands of accounts all posting simultaneously). Someone with a small botnet or a single bot, testing it, finding out what it can do. That it goes dark for several hours between attacks suggests that it's either rotating targets, hitting a site for a while, then moving on to the next one in the list, or the user hasn't figured out how to fully automate it yet and has to be in front of the computer to make accounts and start the bot working. My gut tells me it's the latter.

Thanks, @GM Widower! You operated that bulldozer like a pro!

They took PSH to a taxidermist? Is that in the movie, too, or will that be a separate film?

Indeed. Makes me long for the days of Usenet, when we could grab an IP address, do a reverse lookup and pay a visit to the spammer in person.

That was @GM Crumpet. He's not waffling!

*spritzes @GM Widower with a spray bottle* Stop tearing up the rolls of insulation. I need those for the ceiling.

Man, the GMs are working overtime this week. It's a good thing they're people of a singular focus, of commitment, of sheer fucking will. That they're not the bogeymen, they're the people we call to kill the fucking bogeyman.

This is better than Singularity.

Last time the ODP was activated, it was just a splash page. Once the behind-the-scenes verification was finished, it redirected to the page you were trying to view. No Captcha (that did pop up briefly three-ish years ago, but not since), you weren't logged out, just a few seconds delay.

It didn't work. 😁

Two people with cleaning towels and a cup of industrial-strength bleach. Absolutely. Also. l2oblique, n00b.

Hey, @Cipher, activate the orbital defense platform.

Stay home and watch porn. Three birds, one stone.

We all appreciate how quickly you ladies and gents handled the spam. Heroes, the lot of you (even the stinky villains)!

Make it a debuff and call them scrapper taints.

Well, that trailer was a whole lot of "What the ever-loving fuck..." Promising. I hope it's as good as Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. Also, the Wikipedia article on the real event from which the movie is drawn (and wildly deviates, but it's a dark comedy, so it's okay) is rather dull... except the part about the bear having 75 (SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE) pounds of coke in its stomach. The bear ate almost half its body weight in cocaine. Ho Lee Shitballs.

BUT WAIT, BEAR'S MORE!

Why not ask for all of the drop tables to be changed to 100% purple recipes, super pack and Winter packs while you're at it? Maybe a pony ride and a side of fries, too.