Skyhawke

I'd suggest the badge be called Snow Blower, but that's childish and incredibly immature so, yes, Snow Blower. Love the invasion idea, btw. It'd probably need to be tempered down from every Winter Lord trial to being random? The WL trials seem to be run a lot at the beginning of the winter event and that could end up being a crazy amount of invasions all over the place concurrently. Dunno, but I really dig the idea of the invasion!

Some vampires can have pyrokinesis, so that checks.

Fun fact: The guy playing Cap, Matt Salinger, is the son of J D Salinger (of The Catcher in the Rye fame). Movie still sucked, but that's a neat bit of trivia.

Run Posi 1s with Snarky. You. Will. Never. Be. Bored.

Also, I agree with taking a break. I play COH a few times a week normally and intermingle console games. Then I'll burn out on one of them and mainline the other for a bit, swap, rinse and repeat.

Know what? I'll put Snarky in there. I've teamed with him many times on his various alts that are either very obviously him or I recognize from a forum post and whenever I see him I do a "whew" and know at least one person on the team will be on point.

I usually strip naked and do the small drum emote in one of the corn fields in Croatoa. Works like a charm.

Great, there goes the SO market...

Merits are best used for Junior Woodchuck Badges.

Actually, I think this says Snarky is Santa?!?!

Diiiiid someone from Family Dentstry in Longmont create an account to advertise here? Are we...mainstream now? 🤔

Could #diantane become the new #jranger? EG: Player 1: I made a new controller last night. I've never run one before, anyone got any advice on a build? Player 2: #diantane

Correct, ham coloring is ridiculous. Bacon flav...coloring sounds delic...much better.

Two you say?

Nobody else has said it so, I guess it's my turn. <Ahem> Wasn't Diantane leaving? Again? For the 8th time for realsies?

Aaaaaand now I can't unsee that. 😅

When it's time to cure the Lost, I go to Kings Row and cure the ones on the ground being kicked by Skulls. Then, I laugh as the Skulls are stuck kicking empty air.

The amusing punchlines come from the comments. The OP's a great straight man for setting them up, though.