Thumbs Left: Ehhhhhh....
Thumbs Right: Ehhhhhh...but in the other direction
Finland: A well written post with perfect grammar (Finland has a 100% literacy rate)
Banjo: Uncle Jed approves
Staff of Esca, Aesca, whatever Staff: Call the doctor, someone just got burned
Microphone: Dropped...as in mic drop, as in "let's please stop posting in this topic and not repeat the same #$%^ for 5 more pages)
Pepperoni Pizza: Pizza Pizza!
Pineapple Pizza: Pizza Pizza! but gross