JusticeEagle Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Hello sir or Madam, I am a Grandville prince with 1 billion influence in a paragon bank account I cannot access because of regulations. If you can send me 15 million influence to cover transfer costs, I will be able to give you 400 million influence when I am able to get access to my account. Thank you sir or madam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justicebeliever Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Hello sir or Madam, I am a Grandville prince with 1 billion influence in a paragon bank account I cannot access because of regulations. If you can send me 15 million influence to cover transfer costs, I will be able to give you 400 million influence when I am able to get access to my account. Thank you sir or madam. That seems believable, how do i help? Oh rats, apparently the IRS is calling telling me there was a problem with my return +1 inf "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr Global Handle: @JusticeBeliever ... Home servers on Live: Guardian ... Playing on: Everlasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holymittens Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Erotica1 was the name of the player, I remembered it. MCM Late to the party, but as someone on the EVE Community team who was pushing for her to be banned far quicker than she ultimately was, I salute you for sticking it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 Hello sir or Madam, I am a Grandville prince with 1 billion influence in a paragon bank account I cannot access because of regulations. If you can send me 15 million influence to cover transfer costs, I will be able to give you 400 million influence when I am able to get access to my account. Thank you sir or madam. Hey! This is my Structure Collateral Asset Management, you'll need to find your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Grey Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Hello Murcielago. Your offer interests me, and I'm prepared to invest several hundred million Inf to your endeavor. I'm sending a couple of associates, twins these two with a habit of cracking their knuckles and grinning ominously. I don't have recent pictures, but I'm attaching a picture of one (or the other, you really cannot tell them apart) to this missive. They will hand-deliver 200 mil into your safe keeping and will of course, stick around to ensure nothing untoward happens until their return. Here's to a profitable venture for both of us. Oh, and don't worry about their names. I just call them Left and Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 Hello Murcielago. Your offer interests me, and I'm prepared to invest several hundred million Inf to your endeavor. I'm sending a couple of associates, twins these two with a habit of cracking their knuckles and grinning ominously. I don't have recent pictures, but I'm attaching a picture of one (or the other, you really cannot tell them apart) to this missive. They will hand-deliver 200 mil into your safe keeping and will of course, stick around to ensure nothing untoward happens until their return. Here's to a profitable venture for both of us. Oh, and don't worry about their names. I just call them Left and Right. O that's so sweet but I like my knee caps...I mean hand delivered money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herotu Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Anyone want to start an investment firm? The minimum buy in is 100m INF and I guarantee that I will double your investment. Send your INF to @Murcielago! and then I'll run away with it. Over what period? ..It only takes one Beanbag fan saying that they JRANGER it for the devs to revert it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 Anyone want to start an investment firm? The minimum buy in is 100m INF and I guarantee that I will double your investment. Send your INF to @Murcielago! and then I'll run away with it. Over what period? You'll get your ROI tomorrow! Just ask me tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I accept your offer. Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkiLord Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I sent my check six weeks ago, I'm ready for my payout. The Trevor Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted August 3, 2019 Author Share Posted August 3, 2019 11 hours ago, MunkiLord said: I sent my check six weeks ago, I'm ready for my payout. Hm odd, we sent out everyone's payout seven weeks ago, definitely check your mail. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justicebeliever Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I got mine... Hey what's this? It's post dated and unsigned!!!! "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr Global Handle: @JusticeBeliever ... Home servers on Live: Guardian ... Playing on: Everlasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted August 3, 2019 Author Share Posted August 3, 2019 5 hours ago, justicebeliever said: I got mine... Hey what's this? It's post dated and unsigned!!!! Thank you for contacting Murcielago's Structured Collateral Asset Management, your business is important to us, you are caller 1,123,581,321, please wait on the line and a customer representative will be right with you. Your expected wait time is, 12 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmperorSteele Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 First, hi, welcome to the forums! Second: HOLY NECROPOST, Batman! XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 30 minutes ago, EmperorSteele said: First, hi, welcome to the forums! Second: HOLY NECROPOST, Batman! XD I just assumed that @Murcielago's expected wait time of 12 years had expired. 2 Who run Bartertown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 10:13 AM, EmperorSteele said: First, hi, welcome to the forums! Second: HOLY NECROPOST, Batman! XD 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacier Peak Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 10:44 AM, Yomo Kimyata said: I just assumed that @Murcielago's expected wait time of 12 years had expired. 👏 Pocket D Zone Tour Best Post Ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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