Snarky

Ja, aber es ist sehr feucht. ... wait, in English. Yes, although it is very moist.

Not sure those count. But they might. If so…. Badger 🦡 🦡 🦡

i play on Excelsior. you probably do not realize but i am not actually nice. neither am i a very good player. lazy, and not really cognizant of the deepest lore or strategies. i love to make sarcastic remarks and beg in general for cash. Now for a word from our sponsors. Please donate to @Snarky so that we can make the world a better place. recommended donation is 50 million infamy, but, if you are incredibly poor than whatever you can. Now, back to our message. Yet, I am still accepted on Excelsior. Some people go out of their way to chat with me and say hi. And yes, I do receive donations...

there is a remarkably easy, and of course boring, way to get this badge. find a mission with jail cells that lock you up on defeat. i prefer the longbow cells. pretty force field doors. and Longbow does not have guards in the room. once you hit reveal and realize you got the right map, stealth to the jail. kill all doors. relax. grab a coffee. now. log out, and back in. the mission has reset. repeat 12 times for 96 doors. and then one more time for 4.

let me suggest an ice blast dark miasma corruptor. hard hitting ST, FULLY ranged, has a heal, great for teaming, and the two rains (one is a nuke) synergize with scourge AND tar patch.

This thread is already necro, it was dead when posted. My scorn I heap upon it! now, i am off to do important things!

When falling into madness,,,, DIVE! Fire Fire Fire Blaster

have a permanent "mission transporter" as a base object. just like the power, except it always exists in the base, no cooldown. just pop to a base, and load to the door. also, can anyone get me this vampires phone number?

Most Brutes do not even start to mature until late 29s, Dark armor is very complex. Built right (and build resist, use the fear and stun toggles!) should be strong. Your major enemy on Titan Dark will be your Blue bar. Fix it any way you can, including base buffs at low levels

don't forget to pick up "Sheer Willpower" by getting Strike Force Commander. basically a free breakfree with a ten min recharge.

Thumbs left. Dont use thumb right. Dont use finland. Wtf. Dont use moose. Big stupid un ignorable banjo. Ha ha staff of w/e. Dont use microphone. Listen to this. No, really Pepper pizza. Spicy cheese pizza. Cheesy we need more. But…. Finland? Am i supposed to decode this. Because i wont. You cannot make me. Tell me what it means, and if i like that you are right. Otherwise…. Tell me what this means.

it was a sub 30 run, was it +0 ? +2.. 4... ? how did it feel? visibility for crap. ok, i would hover in that case but i always fly...

lot of Zest! Donate now!

I for one am very serious. And let me bring a serious issue to the table. Your leadership has failed you! Blue, Red, and Gold. They have let you down horribly. One example is being overrun by aliens on a daily basis. I am the only one who can change this. But, i need your help. Send donations to @Snarky Together, we can make our world(s) safe and prosperous again!

i settled on "roleplaying" which is annoying 1) it is not the exact color i want. 2) it says roleplaying above my name but... let's make lemonade out of lemons. i now regularly post in General asking for donations to @Snarky to overthrow the various governments of paragon/rogue isles/prae and establish a new world order. it is not about whether i need the funds. it is the principle of the thing. if i can get enough principle together i can live off the interest. and, um, help everyone in Paragon, the isles, and that gold shithole, to be the best they can be. Donate today!

I consider hard content 2 to 4 star stuff. That comes with new gimmicks. But with a good team, a LOT of incarnate buffs, and patience it can be done ina straightforward fashion. I almost always want discord for this. 1) i am constantly chattering 2) coordinate barriers and timing of important tactics

My Fire Fire Fire Blaster built for DPS no damage mitigation is surprisingly alive through most hard content. When things are dead or running for their lives with a sliver of health you do not get attacked very much. This works in 4/8 and with (league buffs) incarnate content. But…. You have to play aggressively, and know the odds. Do i need to chomp a medium purple? A large purple? Can i stealth/nuke…nuke…rain…rain…cleanup with just a can do attitude? Actually, usually. And Rise of the Phoenix gets used less than you would believe. Again, no defense no resist. Built for +damage. Because Fire Fire Fire just needed a little more damage.

and there are always more attacks in bound. always.

shhhhh

you are F-ing doomed. Dooooooomed!

and the answer is ... 42!

the question? well.... Legendary 45% softcap... True/False/Sometimes/BS?

shhhh!....

i think there needs to be like 42 misses before streakbreaker kicks in. that is the answer.