[In-Universe] Politics thread

[DougGraves]

I don't pay much attention to politics.  I have learned recently that one of the city council members has been working with organized crime and another broke a criminal out of jail to cause destruction of public property.  I don't know who the mayor is, but I am sure they are up to no good.

 

It seems to me that we need an election.  So who would you nominate for mayor or city council and what would their campaign slogans be?

 

I'm going with Blue Shield for mayor "He's tough on criminals".

[Jeneki]

Frostfire understands that things aren't simple.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Jeneki

[DougGraves]

Yeah, simple

[EmmySky]

Itd be cool to have shard-wide elections for 'mayor of the month' so players could have a little boost, maybe a gold title, but it would just degenerate into popularity contests and if you aren't chatty you dont get 'known'.  Therefore, I vote for Frostfire as I know I can 'remove him from office' forcibly if need be.  😁

Edited November 18, 2019 by EmmySky

[siolfir]

8 minutes ago, EmmySky said:

Itd be cool to have shard-wide elections for 'mayor of the month' so players could have a little boost, maybe a gold title, but it would just degenerate into popularity contests and if you aren't chatty you dont get 'known'.  Therefore, I vote for Frostfire as I know I can 'remove him from office' forcibly if need be.  😁

I'd vote for Recluse, for the same reason. Plus he has more experience leading a city.

[DougGraves]

5 minutes ago, siolfir said:

I'd vote for Recluse, for the same reason. Plus he has more experience leading a city.

Recluse can't run without a campaign slogan.  That's just science.

[Myrmidon]

Join me and with our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring Order to Paragon City.

[Twisted Toon]

2 hours ago, DougGraves said:

Recluse can't run without a campaign slogan.  That's just science.

I don't know. toss a couple of radiation toggles on him and I'm sure he'll run all over the map aggroing everything for you.

 

Unless he's using a campaign slogan to get those other mobs agroed on you...hmm. 🤔

[Extor Prime]

I nominate the Tyrant. Let's face it, Paragon Primal is a goddamn mess. And the man knows how to sort out a goddamn mess.

[Hedgefund]

ROBERT ALDERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG!

 

Release Robert Alderman and vote for him for mayor.  Only Alderman has rightly pointed out the boondoggle that is Terra Volta and only he has the vision to bring Paragon a power plant that makes economic sense.

[MTeague]

2 hours ago, Hedgefund said:

ROBERT ALDERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG!

 

Release Robert Alderman and vote for him for mayor.  Only Alderman has rightly pointed out the boondoggle that is Terra Volta and only he has the vision to bring Paragon a power plant that makes economic sense.

I think Doctor Aeon has some Alternative Energy sources that are worth looking into.

[Gulbasaur]

10 hours ago, siolfir said:

I'd vote for Recluse, for the same reason. Plus he has more experience leading a city.

Plus, he has an army of psychics willing, able and completely happy to remove any problematic thoughts.

 

Tired of working too hard and feel like it's time for a change?

 

It's not. You're happy under Recluse. Arachnos is the best things for the city. 

[boggo2300]

Free BABS!!!! 

[KC4800]

Spanky Rabinowitz! Now THAT was a leader!

 

Get OFF my lawn!!!!

[Coyote]

Rularuu.
Why vote for the lesser of two evils?