Steampunkette Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Also: The way Pineapples Grow is soooo absurd. LOOK AT THAT! All that plant for one pineapple sitting on top of it, like it rose out of the ground to wave it at you, right at shopping-cart height! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Steampunkette said: Also: The way Pineapples Grow is soooo absurd. LOOK AT THAT! All that plant for one pineapple sitting on top of it, like it rose out of the ground to wave it at you, right at shopping-cart height! Thus Armageddon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csr Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 11:26 PM, WumpusRat said: Unless you think it's somehow "tainted" the entire pizza. Of COURSE it's tainted the entire pizza. SMH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 If folks want sweet with their savory then at least make candied bacon 🥓 and add it to the pizza. Keep fruit 🍍 off pizza 🍕 unless it's tomato 🍅 or avocados 🥑... Hot avocados are horrible though. 1 Game global: @Alty || Discord: @Alty#2005 Founding member of Repeat Offenders Network - Making stupidly difficult things easy since 2005 Global Channel: Repeat Offenders || Website: www.repeat-offenders.net 📢RETRO RO Teaming - Details in the Repeat Offenders Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 avocados .. on pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siolfir Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Alty said: If folks want sweet with their savory then at least make candied bacon 🥓 and add it to the pizza. Keep fruit 🍍 off pizza 🍕 unless it's tomato 🍅 or avocados 🥑... Hot avocados are horrible though. But...but...what about peppers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, siolfir said: But...but...what about peppers? peppers absolutely belong. Especially banana peppers .. yum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 17 hours ago, siolfir said: But...but...what about peppers? 🌶 Not my thing but they're fine. Also avocados added to a chicken bacon pizza (after baking) is very tasty. Game global: @Alty || Discord: @Alty#2005 Founding member of Repeat Offenders Network - Making stupidly difficult things easy since 2005 Global Channel: Repeat Offenders || Website: www.repeat-offenders.net 📢RETRO RO Teaming - Details in the Repeat Offenders Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replacement Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Finally got a chance to test this. Leandro is a monster. This is ruining my marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replacement Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 So this is interesting. I've been rewatching Chuck with my wife and what do I see? Pineapple: a code word to be uttered in emergency, to declare that everything is over and that it's time to abandon all hope and run. Seems to fit the Tanker and Rage feedback threads pretty well. (sidenote, while goofy, this show is brilliant. It's not all this sort of stooge-humor) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostweaver Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 There is nothing edible that does not belong on a pizza. You just might have to change the sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 hours ago, Frostweaver said: There is nothing edible that does not belong on a pizza. You just might have to change the sauce. Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend? Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkiLord Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 There are only a few absolutes in life and they are all related to food. Pineapple on pizza goes in the same category as sour cream, mayo, and peas, disgusting. On the other hand items such as jalapenos, mustard, and onions deserve to be basic food groups. 1 The Trevor Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkiLord Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 50 minutes ago, Myrmidon said: Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend? In this scenario snot would be the sauce. The proper toppings to compliment it would depend on thickness and color. 1 1 The Trevor Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 hours ago, MunkiLord said: There are only a few absolutes in life and they are all related to food. Pineapple on pizza goes in the same category as sour cream, mayo, and peas, disgusting. On the other hand items such as jalapenos, mustard, and onions deserve to be basic food groups. Perhaps mustard would kill the sickly sweet pineapple taste on a pizza. 1 Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Id take peas over pineapple .. though peas really don't belong, either. There is a place that makes hotdog pizza around here. Its gross. But it has hotdogs, chilli onions, and mustard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostweaver Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Myrmidon said: Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend? Other bodily emissions that some people eat, if you enjoy them. Edited September 22, 2019 by Frostweaver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steampunkette Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) Things that should absolutely be enjoyed on pizza: Various sausages, moderately soft and crumbly cheeses, sliced meats (Particularly if they're cured or smoked), sweet vegetables like peppers and vidalia onions, garlic, savory vegetables like olives, oregano, basil, garlic, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, diced and pre-cooked chicken, olive oil, spicy vegetables like red onions or garlic. Things that should not go on pizza: IDK... carrots? Probably should't have a pizza with, like, just... Baby Carrots sitting in the cheese? Edited September 30, 2019 by Steampunkette 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WumpusRat Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carrot-pizza-with-fontina-and-red-onion-56389448 Note, I'm not endorsing it. Just saying it's out there. :) Edited October 1, 2019 by WumpusRat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Carrots do not belong either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steampunkette Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 14 hours ago, WumpusRat said: https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carrot-pizza-with-fontina-and-red-onion-56389448 Note, I'm not endorsing it. Just saying it's out there. 🙂 Sweet carrot puree sounds good to me. Add in your typical Mediterranean favorite spices and it could be really good. But, like, straight up carrots just sitting on top of a pizza all hard? Noooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkiLord Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, Steampunkette said: Things that should absolutely be enjoyed on pizza: Various sausages, moderately soft and crumbly cheeses, sliced meats (Particularly if they're cured or smoked), sweet vegetables like peppers and vidalia onions, garlic, savory vegetables like olives, oregano, basil, garlic, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, diced and pre-cooked chicken, olive oil, spicy vegetables like red onions or garlic. Things that should not go on pizza: IDK... carrots? Probably should't have a pizza with, like, just... Baby Carrots sitting in the cheese? So I generally dislike olives, but I used to prefer my martinis somewhat dirty. Edited October 1, 2019 by MunkiLord The Trevor Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckers Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) Pineapples belong on a plate by themselves or in a Dolewhip from Disney World/Disneyland. They do NOT go on pizza... EVER. I have spoken. Edited October 1, 2019 by Chuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathulfr Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Chuckers said: Pineapples belong on a plate by themselves or in a Dolewhip from Disney World/Disneyland. They do NOT go on pizza... EVER. I have spoken. "If God had intended for pineapples to be on pizza, He would've had Christopher Columbus discover Hawaii, not America!" This is one of my classic Dad-sequiturs, which drive my kids crazy. 2 @Rathstar Energy/Energy Blaster (50+3) on Everlasting Energy/Temporal Blaster (50+3) on Excelsior Energy/Willpower Sentinel (50+3) on Indomitable Energy/Energy Sentinel (50+1) on Torchbearer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Hawaiian Pizza is from Canada lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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