Obsidian Light Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 This is the most important question you will answer, today. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amatyr Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Pepperoni, Pineapple and Jalapeno Pizza is the best pizza. 8 1 1 Excelsior Global Channel - for your server wide chat and forming TFs, Trials, Radios, Farms, whatever you want to do - /chan_join Excelsior today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelated_Doom Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 You keep your filthy pineapples away from my pizza! The only thing pineapples should be used for is a safe word! 3 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsidian Light Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 Pineapple pizza is superior to all pizza toppings. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikmach Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 When it comes to the *concept* of Pineapple on Pizza, I have no problem. People eat weird things all the time, and more power to them. The problem I have is that Pizza is usually a *social* food, often bought for a family or a gathering, and anyone insisting on pineapple almost always means people who don't like pineapple always lose out. To explain what I mean, let me give you an example: Say there's a small party with four people, and they order two Pizzas: One Hawaiian, and one Pepperoni. Two of the party goers don't like Pineapple, but the other two are fine with both pizzas. What happens if one of the Pineapple-eaters decide that they want a slice of Pepperoni? Now it means that's there's less pizza for Pineapple-haters to eat overall- they can't eat any of the hawaiian, and they now have one less slice of Pepperoni they could eat. In short, people who order Pineapple pizzas, and eat *any other* kind o pizza before theirs is all gone are unfairly taking food away from other people- and they do this all the time, often without even thinking about it or realizing what they're doing to the other people there. Like... be decent. Just stick to the pineapple pizza until it's gone, okay? It's just polite. 4 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbird71 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Rikmach said: When it comes to the *concept* of Pineapple on Pizza, I have no problem. People eat weird things all the time, and more power to them. The problem I have is that Pizza is usually a *social* food, often bought for a family or a gathering, and anyone insisting on pineapple almost always means people who don't like pineapple always lose out. To explain what I mean, let me give you an example: Say there's a small party with four people, and they order two Pizzas: One Hawaiian, and one Pepperoni. Two of the party goers don't like Pineapple, but the other two are fine with both pizzas. What happens if one of the Pineapple-eaters decide that they want a slice of Pepperoni? Now it means that's there's less pizza for Pineapple-haters to eat overall- they can't eat any of the hawaiian, and they now have one less slice of Pepperoni they could eat. In short, people who order Pineapple pizzas, and eat *any other* kind o pizza before theirs is all gone are unfairly taking food away from other people- and they do this all the time, often without even thinking about it or realizing what they're doing to the other people there. Like... be decent. Just stick to the pineapple pizza until it's gone, okay? It's just polite. This just shows limited thinking in pizza toppings. The obvious answer in the above scenario is to order one pepperoni, and one Hawaiian but only with pineapple on one half of the pizza. You can add olives or something to the other half. This way there is enough pineapple to satisfy the pineapple-lovers, and plenty of pizza to share with the pineapple-haters. Source: true life experience. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dspurlock82 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pepperoni, Pineapple and Jalapeno is the best! I thought I was the only one! 😃 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dspurlock82 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 43 minutes ago, Amatyr said: Pepperoni, Pineapple and Jalapeno Pizza is the best pizza. 👍👍👍 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPax Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I am a Rogue. Ham, Mushroom and Pineapple all the way, unlike those villains. I actually saw one eating anchovies, pineapple, ranch and tuna on one once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Icelord Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 (edited) Just shred the pineapple instead of having huge chunks and it's a great addition. Sweet and salty is a classic flavor combo, but most places use chunks for aesthetics. Edited September 12, 2019 by Derek Icelord 2 Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket? Check out the Unofficial Homecoming Wiki! Contributions welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikmach Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, Blackbird71 said: This just shows limited thinking in pizza toppings. The obvious answer in the above scenario is to order one pepperoni, and one Hawaiian but only with pineapple on one half of the pizza. You can add olives or something to the other half. This way there is enough pineapple to satisfy the pineapple-lovers, and plenty of pizza to share with the pineapple-haters. Source: true life experience. Except the Pineapple gets juice all over the rest of the pizza, ruining it for non-Pineapple eaters. Source: true life experience. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbird71 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Rikmach said: Except the Pineapple gets juice all over the rest of the pizza, ruining it for non-Pineapple eaters. Source: true life experience. Then you're getting bad pizzas somewhere. I've done this tons of times and it's never been a problem. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyntalan Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pineapples belong nowhere near pizza. Or anything savory for that matter. That's on par with people that put apples in their "artisan" deli sandwich in favor of onion for the crunch factor, despite the fact that the flavor is still very different. 😡 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconic_Kid Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 If pineapple pizza be wrong - I don't want to be right! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starborn2216 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I had to take the day off from work to agonize over this life altering question/philosophy....Sweet and Savory vs Plain ol' pizza? Pineapple can only be put on pizza if it is accompanied by Bacon or Ham....ONLY! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 (edited) If nobody is there to see any pineapple on the pizza...is pineapple still on the pizza? ...or... Lord if there are 50 good pineapple on that pizza, will you still eat the pizza? How about 45 good pineapple?...10 good pineapple? Lord, for the sake of 1 good pineapple will you still eat the pizza? (Gen 18:16-33) Edited September 11, 2019 by Esau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errants Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Hamburger, bacon, sausage, pepperoni, thin sliced red potatoes, bacon, ham, steak, bacon, chicken, garlic, bacon, grilled onions, bacon, bbq/marinara/pizza sauce. No cheese. No veggies. And no bloody damned pineapple. The only valid pizza. Death is the best debuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Myshkin Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Fruit doesn't belong on Pizza! *Grabs popcorn and waits for the inevitable debate this statement will cause.* Pylon Test Run Submission Proc Monsters (Controller Edition) Proc Monsters (Defender Edition) Pylon Test Run Results Proc Monsters (Tanker Edition) "Mad King Special" "Ceterum autem censeo Iram esse delendam" Mad King Special - Force Edition (NEW!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyntalan Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Fruit totally belongs on pizza. One particular fruit is a key ingredient (tomato). Sweet things, though... that shit don't belong anywhere near that. 😡 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeeHero Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Derek Icelord said: Just shred the pineapple instead of having huge chunks and it's a great addition. Sweat and salty is a classic flavor combo, but most places use chunks for aesthetics. I read that as snort the pineapple and I am now convinced that is the only true way to enjoy pineapple. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinyBolt Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I feel like some of y'all have never had the joy of grilled fruit and it shows. Pineapple on pizza 5ever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boggo2300 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Derek Icelord said: Just shred the pineapple instead of having huge chunks and it's a great addition. Sweat and salty is a classic flavor combo, but most places use chunks for aesthetics. I prefer sweet and salty myself... Mayhem It's my Oeuvre baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cix Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 My personal favorite is pepperoni, pineapple, and mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossk_Hogg Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pineapple, bacon (non-Canadian), jalepenos and a drizzle of buffalo sauce. Grill the pineapple for extra awesomeness. Hits all the spicy, sweet, and savory notes, and less grease than pepperoni. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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