Focused Feedback: Pineapple vs. Pizza

[Steampunkette]

Also: The way Pineapples Grow is soooo absurd.

 

 

LOOK AT THAT! All that plant for one pineapple sitting on top of it, like it rose out of the ground to wave it at you, right at shopping-cart height!

[Haijinx]

3 minutes ago, Steampunkette said:

Also: The way Pineapples Grow is soooo absurd.

 

 

LOOK AT THAT! All that plant for one pineapple sitting on top of it, like it rose out of the ground to wave it at you, right at shopping-cart height!

Thus Armageddon. 

[csr]

On 9/12/2019 at 11:26 PM, WumpusRat said:

Unless you think it's somehow "tainted" the entire pizza.

Of COURSE it's tainted the entire pizza.  SMH

[Alty]

If folks want sweet with their savory then at least make candied bacon 🥓 and add it to the pizza. 

 

Keep fruit 🍍 off pizza 🍕  unless it's tomato 🍅 or avocados 🥑... Hot avocados are horrible though. 

[Haijinx]

avocados .. on pizza?

[siolfir]

5 minutes ago, Alty said:

If folks want sweet with their savory then at least make candied bacon 🥓 and add it to the pizza. 

 

Keep fruit 🍍 off pizza 🍕  unless it's tomato 🍅 or avocados 🥑... Hot avocados are horrible though. 

But...but...what about peppers?

[Haijinx]

1 minute ago, siolfir said:

But...but...what about peppers?

peppers absolutely belong.  Especially banana peppers .. yum.  

[Alty]

17 hours ago, siolfir said:

But...but...what about peppers?

🌶 Not my thing but they're fine. 

Also avocados added to a chicken bacon pizza (after baking) is very tasty. 

[Replacement]

Finally got a chance to test this.  Leandro is a monster.  This is ruining my marriage.

[Replacement]

So this is interesting.  I've been rewatching Chuck with my wife and what do I see?

 

 

Pineapple: a code word to be uttered in emergency, to declare that everything is over and that it's time to abandon all hope and run.  Seems to fit the Tanker and Rage feedback threads pretty well.

 

(sidenote, while goofy, this show is brilliant.  It's not all this sort of stooge-humor)

[Frostweaver]

There is nothing edible that does not belong on a pizza.

You just might have to change the sauce.

[Myrmidon]

6 hours ago, Frostweaver said:

There is nothing edible that does not belong on a pizza.

You just might have to change the sauce.

 

 

Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend?

[MunkiLord]

There are only a few absolutes in life and they are all related to food. Pineapple on pizza goes in the same category as sour cream, mayo, and peas, disgusting. 
 

On the other hand items such as jalapenos, mustard, and onions deserve to be basic food groups. 

[MunkiLord]

50 minutes ago, Myrmidon said:

 

 

Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend?

In this scenario snot would be the sauce. The proper toppings to compliment it would depend on thickness and color. 

[Myrmidon]

4 hours ago, MunkiLord said:

There are only a few absolutes in life and they are all related to food. Pineapple on pizza goes in the same category as sour cream, mayo, and peas, disgusting. 
 

On the other hand items such as jalapenos, mustard, and onions deserve to be basic food groups. 

Perhaps mustard would kill the sickly sweet pineapple taste on a pizza.

[Haijinx]

Id take peas over pineapple .. though peas really don't belong, either. 

 

There is a place that makes hotdog pizza around here.  Its gross.  But it has hotdogs, chilli onions, and mustard

[Frostweaver]

15 hours ago, Myrmidon said:

 

 

Snot is edible. What sauce do you recommend?

Other bodily emissions that some people eat, if you enjoy them.

Edited September 22, 2019 by Frostweaver

[Steampunkette]

Things that should absolutely be enjoyed on pizza:

 

Various sausages, moderately soft and crumbly cheeses, sliced meats (Particularly if they're cured or smoked), sweet vegetables like peppers and vidalia onions, garlic, savory vegetables like olives, oregano, basil, garlic, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, diced and pre-cooked chicken, olive oil, spicy vegetables like red onions or garlic.

 

Things that should not go on pizza: IDK... carrots? Probably should't have a pizza with, like, just... Baby Carrots sitting in the cheese?

Edited September 30, 2019 by Steampunkette

[WumpusRat]

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carrot-pizza-with-fontina-and-red-onion-56389448

 

Note, I'm not endorsing it. Just saying it's out there. :)

Edited October 1, 2019 by WumpusRat

[Haijinx]

Carrots do not belong either.  

 

 

[Steampunkette]

14 hours ago, WumpusRat said:

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/carrot-pizza-with-fontina-and-red-onion-56389448

 

Note, I'm not endorsing it. Just saying it's out there. 🙂

Sweet carrot puree sounds good to me. Add in your typical Mediterranean favorite spices and it could be really good.

 

But, like, straight up carrots just sitting on top of a pizza all hard? Noooo...

[MunkiLord]

20 hours ago, Steampunkette said:

Things that should absolutely be enjoyed on pizza:

 

Various sausages, moderately soft and crumbly cheeses, sliced meats (Particularly if they're cured or smoked), sweet vegetables like peppers and vidalia onions, garlic, savory vegetables like olives, oregano, basil, garlic, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, diced and pre-cooked chicken, olive oil, spicy vegetables like red onions or garlic.

 

Things that should not go on pizza: IDK... carrots? Probably should't have a pizza with, like, just... Baby Carrots sitting in the cheese?

So I generally dislike olives, but I used to prefer my martinis somewhat dirty.

Edited October 1, 2019 by MunkiLord

[Chuckers]

Pineapples belong on a plate by themselves or in a Dolewhip from Disney World/Disneyland. They do NOT go on pizza... EVER. I have spoken. 

Edited October 1, 2019 by Chuckers

[Rathulfr]

3 hours ago, Chuckers said:

Pineapples belong on a plate by themselves or in a Dolewhip from Disney World/Disneyland. They do NOT go on pizza... EVER. I have spoken. 

 

"If God had intended for pineapples to be on pizza, He would've had Christopher Columbus discover Hawaii, not America!"

 

This is one of my classic Dad-sequiturs, which drive my kids crazy.

 

[Haijinx]

Hawaiian Pizza is from Canada lol