Delta Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I came across this one after leaving a mission in Faultline: [NPC] Diseased Abomination: Did I frighten you? Oh good. Scared victims are so much more fun to work with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamo-Joe Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 One of my party members "borrowed" a couple of lines from FREEMAN'S MIND the other day. I didn't call them on it cause I thought it was funny as hell - and appropriate. We were up against Knives of Artemis. "It's Occam's SHURIKEN! When the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!" "See? That one dropped in from nowhere! I should expect that! But at the same time I CAN'T expect that! Because they're NINJAS! As soon as I expect it, they won't do it! Ninjas understand quantum mechanics better than people realize!"The fact that he was wearing a hazard orange power suit of unknown origin and a striking Tony Stark beard and glasses I'm sure was just a coincidence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 And some of the lesser NPCs are beginning to become disenchanted with the situation: [NPC] Skulls Girlfriend: I wonder when it gets real fun. So far all they do is rip off purses and fight each other. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherTed Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 From the Buzzsaw mission "Retrieve Dr. Pierce": Dave: Whoa, villains! Nifty, but also super unsafe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnerd Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 It might be cheating for purposes of this thread, but I have a character whose name I chose specifically because I find it hilarious when the game inserts it into the generic NPC dialogue in radio/paper missions: That Handsome Devil. "What's That Handsome Devil doing here?""How did That Handsome Devil find us?""Get That Handsome Devil!" 2 1 3 Formerly of Virtue, now on Excelsior: Ace of Spades | Adamant Eve | Arch-Rival | The Bee | Blackbelt | Citizen Arcane | Core | Ctrl Alt Defeat | Daddy Longlegs | Diamant | Drop Dead Gorgeous | Freak Accident Galactrix | Great White Shark | Heavy Machinery | Highway Star | The Howl | Inter-Galactica | Ion Maiden | Knockout Artist | Krakatoa | The Night's Templar | The Pact Paroled McDonald | Sentinelle | Virtual Boy | Volcaniac | White Widow | Yucatan And my most recent 50, Doctor Roswell (Psychic Blast/Atomic Manipulation blaster, 16 August 2024) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 [NPC] Architect Patron: If only I could pay for snacks with tickets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 On 2/22/2023 at 5:08 PM, Mjolnerd said: It might be cheating for purposes of this thread, but I have a character whose name I chose specifically because I find it hilarious when the game inserts it into the generic NPC dialogue in radio/paper missions: That Handsome Devil. "What's That Handsome Devil doing here?""How did That Handsome Devil find us?""Get That Handsome Devil!" this is NOT cheating 1 2 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimpy2 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Don’t run, you’ll only die tired. This in game quote from, I believe, warriors, comes in quite handy in many real life cases. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 While whacking Hellfrosts for the badge in Sharkhead -- Family and Sky Raiders trash talking each other: [NPC] Button Man Muscle: Man, did you have to wear the ridiculous hat? Has the word 'inconspicuous' EVER entered your vocabulary? [NPC] Porter: You're giving me grief about my outfit? Your entire cardboard cut-out family looks like you shop at Brooks Brothers. Whatever. We have a deal to make. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimpy2 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Zephyr-whoa, she went from babeolicious to creeptastic in like 2 seconds flat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameboy1234 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Councilman Camden: They're madmen! Mad cyborgs. Madborgs. I'm just glad to be out of here! Freak Gunner: Meat freedom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Sometimes the citizens get a little... disjointed... about their conversations. [NPC] Lino: Well look at this... 'The Paragon Transit Authority has re-opened the Kallisti Wharf station.' It's about time. [NPC] Antonietta: Really? I wonder what DJ Zero will think of next. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huang3721 Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Ashley: "You should really go talk to Dmitri Krylov. He's an expert in Mutants. Granted, I think he got that way from performing a number of experiments on them. Dmitri would know better than anyone else the history of Mutants. If you get the chance, ask him if he knows my father. That should give you a good laugh." The Expert: Me: " . . . Bly*t!" 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) This was interesting because of the context. In Atlas Park, I spotted a group of five Clockwork walking single file, a few feet behind a pedestrian. I just thought that was an interesting coincidence. But then the pedestrian stopped, turned around, and looked at the Clockwork for a moment. I expected her to do the usual pedestrian thing and run away after spotting the "villains". But instead, she turned and continued on her way, albeit walking in a slightly different direction. And then she stopped, turned, and watched the Clockwork again, before walking away once more. She was now headed in my direction, so just for fun I clicked on her to see her "chatter": "I work for Paragon Power. Repairs are a constant race against Clockwork scavenging." That made the whole thing look less like coincidence, and more like "scripted". Edited April 19, 2023 by RikOz 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 I overheard this one during the Hypothermal Lab Results Tip mission as the Sky Raiders were dealing with Snakes: [NPC] Wing Raider: You know, I have a feeling this serum is NOT working correctly! I also came across this one while saving one of Paragon's aldermen during the Furtive Plea For Help Tip mission: [NPC] Wolf Spider Assault: I REALLY hate it when someone interrupts me in the middle of killing a hostage! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huang3721 Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 ... some questionable tattoos affirming their allegiance to outdated political views. What a fancy way to describe a buck-toothed skull on a Roman numeral five. Or flaming eye thingy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Some Arachnos Widow in St. Martial: "I see what I always see. Lots of not much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Lady on the phone in Kings Row: [NPC] Karrie: So, I didn't get the job... Oh, some dipstick, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyhawke Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Just saw a Drudge fishing in Night Ward. When I attacked, he said " Wot? I can't 'ave a break but you can? Anyways, we do all th' work." Sky-Hawke: Rad/WP Brute Alts galore. So...soooo many alts. Originally Pinnacle Server, then Indomitable and now Excelsior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 While fighting some Arachnos soldiers in Faultline, I overheard one say the following: [NPC] Wolf Spider TacOps: They have a strip mall here. Did you see that? A STRIP MALL. I may very well throw up. I also heard the following as I continued exploring Faultline while badge hunting: [NPC] Mortificator: He came to me looking to lose some weight. So I chopped off his leg! [NPC] Mortificator: Oh man, that's a risky move, but he did hit his target weight. Not your fault, honestly. [NPC] Stunner Chief: Underneath all this metal, I'm a businessman. Now do right by me. [NPC] Wolf Spider Assault: Well, I won't be extorted by some metallic psychopath in makeup. If you think those strong-arm tactics are going to work, think again. Do you even KNOW who Lord Recluse is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 Heard flying by the AE building in PI: [NPC] Architect Patron: Do all the missions have to be about fighting? Could we do one about knitting? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 In Sharkhead Isle: [NPC] Cage Consortium Guard: Look, I'm not taking your shift. I don't care if you have a date. Do I have the words 'abuse me' written on my forehead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyonico Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 I don't remember the exact quote because I've only run the Aeon SF once, but in the part where you're in Portal Corp Strange women lying in ponds is not a system for distributing incarnate powers 2 1 What this team needs is more Defenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 In Faultline: [NPC] Telemarketer: Well it's not just ANY vacuum cleaner, ma'am. Pah! Far from it. This uses aerodynamic technology, has LCD visuals and maintenance monitoring. It's a STEAL at three thousand dollars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marine X Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 In Kings Row between Paula Dempsey Missions: " When it's too tough for everyone else, it's just right for me..." ( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...) Marine X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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