Crasical Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Quote Doctor Hetzfeld: Thank you for showing up, Character! Good news! The cyborgs are a success and follow my every command! Bad news! I'm going to use them to kill you! It's been a pleasure working with you, but now... DIE! Super Cyborg: Understood... master...! Doctor Hetzfeld: ...!? Super Cyborg: Master... commands! Obey the master...! Doctor Hetzfeld: No... no no no no no! Super Cyborg: Orders... received...! Doctor Hetzfeld: Not you fools! Character is the one who is supposed to DIE! Super Cyborg: Yes... Master...! Doctor Hetzfeld: Stop! Stopstopstopstopstop! No! Not like this! [...] Doctor Hetzfeld: So... Character... about that... betrayal... ... Doctor Hetzfeld: ...! I have more ghouls! DIE! 1 1 Tanking is only half the battle. The other half... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPlyx Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 [06:25] [NPC] Turndown Girl: I'm embarassed for you. [06:25] [NPC] Desperate Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Because, honey, you've got 'fine' written all over you. I think the game engine got the order wrong. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Sheik Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 (edited) On 3/31/2020 at 10:26 PM, fitzsimmons said: I have some “odd” toon names. NPC in Cimerora: Nobody can defeat Herpes! Different toon... Vanguard security: Not so fast Numbnuts, I need to see some identification. I also have a toon named Enormous Genitals and Fart monster but the above two NPC quotes come to mind. The Cimeroran NPCs say things just like the NPCs in all the other zones. It was a little weird when I completed a LRSF and then went straight to the ITF and an NPC in a toga said, "$Playername just beat up the Freedom Phalanx in Atlas Park!" Pass that NPC on to Sister Solaris, baby, 'cause she's got some mad visions of the future. Edited February 10, 2022 by Milk Sheik 1 1 Refight the Trojan War and stop Arachnos in the time-traveling "Dr. Aeon and the Wrath of Achilles," 5 missions full of heroic allies and smash/lethal EBs, AE#31899! Torchbearer Greek & Roman theme SG and coalition -- "Polias" -- always looking for new members! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 While flying around Striga Isle: [NPC] Galaxy Adjutant: Eye strain and carpal tunnel. I love being the lookout guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Proof that sometimes even Nemesis has to scrape the bottom of the barrel when recruiting. A mission to recover a track sample from a Nemesis hideout: [NPC] Dr. Ulecht: We can sort who betrayed whom out later! [NPC] Lt. Epstein: It's not as if Vredefort were going to barge in here or something! One application of Meteor: [NPC] Dr. Ulecht: Vredefort! We are betrayed! The Center will hear of this! [NPC] Lt. Epstein: I am not sure that this negotiation is truly secure. You have defeated Dr. Ulecht You have defeated Lt. Epstein Lt. Epstein's capacity for understatement is amazing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 A relic of the period shortly after the devs replaced the 5th Column with the Council back on live and the 5th Column were missing for a couple issues: [NPC] Nacht Elite Grenade: Fools! You didn't think we were really gone, did you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marine X Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 [NPC] Night Widow: Noooo. The south checkpoint. No Your other left. 2 " When it's too tough for everyone else, it's just right for me..." ( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...) Marine X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranebump Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 First Flux door mish: That's one laid back Troll.:-) 1 I have done a TON of AE work, both long form and single arc. Just search the AE mish list for my sig @cranebump. For more information on my stories, head to the AE forum sub-heading and look for “Crane’s World.” Support your AE authors! We ARE the new content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Girlfriend from Hell: Yes. I live to serve you. Hellion Thug: Really? Sweet! Mind getting me a beer? 🤡 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 After saving a ghost from the Circle of Thorns: [NPC] Ghost: They said I'd like life... as a ghost... but so far... it's pretty... lousy. While doing missions in Night Ward: [NPC] Patrolman: You come to the world of the dead, then you stay in the world of the dead, weezer! [NPC] Spirit Guide: All you outsiders are good for is being dead, so hop to it. [NPC] Watcher: And so I says to 'im, 'Hey, mate, you're dead, so shut yer mouth and let's get on wit it.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 One of Bocor's missions, redside. Fighting "Duke" Mordrogar. As I approach him: "It is here! Soon we shall free its master! Nothing shall stop us!" As I fight him: "Feel the flames of Duke Mordrogar! Your pitiful powers are nothing to me! My flames shall not falter! You will burn! You will ALL burn!" After I've defeated him: "Oh. Whoah. Okay, I give up." 2 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranebump Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Not a quote, but: Oh, good lord, no...hasn't the man suffered enough? 2 I have done a TON of AE work, both long form and single arc. Just search the AE mish list for my sig @cranebump. For more information on my stories, head to the AE forum sub-heading and look for “Crane’s World.” Support your AE authors! We ARE the new content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 On 4/5/2022 at 8:07 AM, cranebump said: Not a quote, but: Oh, good lord, no...hasn't the man suffered enough? Yes, he has. However it never specified that it's ABRAHAM Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 20 hours ago, CursedSorcerer said: Yes, he has. However it never specified that it's ABRAHAM Lincoln. Or even that Abraham Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Vazhilok line I hadn't seen before: [NPC] Reaper: A pretty face, yes. But it's what's on the INSIDE that counts here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 they've added more, haven't they?! such a simple thing it's pretty great. "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Troo said: they've added more, haven't they?! such a simple thing it's pretty great. I think they have. I've now been on HC three times longer than I was on live, though, so I'm not always certain which lines have always been there. Is the 5th Column guy in IP saying, "I make this uniform look good!" new? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 On 4/8/2022 at 11:08 PM, RikOz said: Is the 5th Column guy in IP saying, "I make this uniform look good!" new? The 5th Column is still buying uniforms from Hugo Boss... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rishidian Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 8 hours ago, srmalloy said: The 5th Column is still buying uniforms from Hugo Boss... That's Hugo THE Boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 12 hours ago, Rishidian said: That's Hugo THE Boss *Sigh* That's what I get for making obscure historical jokes. Hugo Boss produced the uniforms for the SA, HJ, SS, and later the Wehrmacht before and during WWII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rishidian Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Hugo THE Boss (aka Singer) Master of Gravity and Kinetics Archvillain of The Needle Able to seamlessly conjure and throw Sewing Machines at will (or whatever his name is) Creator of the 5th Column line of uniforms Catch phrase: Darn Him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 On 4/12/2022 at 8:20 AM, srmalloy said: *Sigh* That's what I get for making obscure historical jokes. Hugo Boss produced the uniforms for the SA, HJ, SS, and later the Wehrmacht before and during WWII. Had no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Completely coincidental combination of NPC lines in Brickstown that made me chuckle: [NPC] Panhandler: Extra change? [NPC] Elda: I feel much safer with you guys around. (Elda was actually talking to a PPD Shell) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Ran across this one in Atlas Park near Ms. Liberty. Community Relations Officer: I would like to remind people to refrain from drinking from the fountains. The water in those fountains contains a lot of chlorine and you could die. 2 2 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Spectral Follower: I am surprised that some hero has not come to defeat this gathering of evil. Archer: Indeed. I'm astonished one has not shown up already. Me: Excuse me, gentlemen! 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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