Delta Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I came across this one after leaving a mission in Faultline: [NPC] Diseased Abomination: Did I frighten you? Oh good. Scared victims are so much more fun to work with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamo-Joe Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 One of my party members "borrowed" a couple of lines from FREEMAN'S MIND the other day. I didn't call them on it cause I thought it was funny as hell - and appropriate. We were up against Knives of Artemis. "It's Occam's SHURIKEN! When the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!" "See? That one dropped in from nowhere! I should expect that! But at the same time I CAN'T expect that! Because they're NINJAS! As soon as I expect it, they won't do it! Ninjas understand quantum mechanics better than people realize!"The fact that he was wearing a hazard orange power suit of unknown origin and a striking Tony Stark beard and glasses I'm sure was just a coincidence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 And some of the lesser NPCs are beginning to become disenchanted with the situation: [NPC] Skulls Girlfriend: I wonder when it gets real fun. So far all they do is rip off purses and fight each other. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherTed Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 From the Buzzsaw mission "Retrieve Dr. Pierce": Dave: Whoa, villains! Nifty, but also super unsafe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnerd Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 It might be cheating for purposes of this thread, but I have a character whose name I chose specifically because I find it hilarious when the game inserts it into the generic NPC dialogue in radio/paper missions: That Handsome Devil. "What's That Handsome Devil doing here?""How did That Handsome Devil find us?""Get That Handsome Devil!" 1 2 Formerly of Virtue, now on Excelsior: Ace of Spades | Adamant Eve | Arch-Rival | The Bee | Blackbelt | Citizen Arcane | Core | Ctrl Alt Defeat | Daddy Longlegs | Diamant | Freak Accident | Galactrix Great White Shark | Highway Star | The Howl | Ion Maiden | Knockout Artist | Night's Templar | The Pact | Paroled McDonald | Virtual Boy | Volcaniac | White Widow | Yucatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 [NPC] Architect Patron: If only I could pay for snacks with tickets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 On 2/22/2023 at 5:08 PM, Mjolnerd said: It might be cheating for purposes of this thread, but I have a character whose name I chose specifically because I find it hilarious when the game inserts it into the generic NPC dialogue in radio/paper missions: That Handsome Devil. "What's That Handsome Devil doing here?""How did That Handsome Devil find us?""Get That Handsome Devil!" this is NOT cheating 1 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimpy2 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Don’t run, you’ll only die tired. This in game quote from, I believe, warriors, comes in quite handy in many real life cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted Sunday at 06:09 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:09 PM While whacking Hellfrosts for the badge in Sharkhead -- Family and Sky Raiders trash talking each other: [NPC] Button Man Muscle: Man, did you have to wear the ridiculous hat? Has the word 'inconspicuous' EVER entered your vocabulary? [NPC] Porter: You're giving me grief about my outfit? Your entire cardboard cut-out family looks like you shop at Brooks Brothers. Whatever. We have a deal to make. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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