Yomo's New and Improved Bang-Up Salmagundi Spectacular!!!

[High_Beam]

6 minutes ago, Luminara said:

 

Third, remember to attach a low level common IO, preferably something like Threat Duration or Fear.  YOMO LOVES THOSE!

 

😁

Or interrupt Reduction.  Because it sucks when sniper blast is interr . . . . oh wait.

[ZekeStenzland]

You guys aren’t doing enough to keep Yomo from drowning in his own inf! Things have gotten to such a desperate state that he was forced to make a recent appearance in Mercy Island on Indomitable and shovel inf on unsuspecting peeps.

 

The entire server pop showed up, and after he twisted our arms and told us “here kids, have some lunch money”, he twirled his Mr Moneybags mustache and disappeared in a custom dollar bill swirl aura. The 3 of us hapless victims of his generosity just stared after him, wide-eyed and slack-jawed, and then raced off to the vendor to gorge on some tasty TOs. 
 

So, do not give up hope! A sudden, drastic increase in your tax bracket can still be yours if you act now!

 

[Luminara]

2 hours ago, ZekeStenzland said:

You guys aren’t doing enough to keep Yomo from drowning in his own inf!

 

Actually, we're waiting for precisely that.

 

Mmm... muktuk... *drools*

[Yomo Kimyata]

In my case, inf is short for infinite.

[BjorJlen]

Hello...
   My name is @BjorJlen (@Trel in game), and I am here to request that you send me some good old cash so that I may help a certain group of monsters in game. You see, I have noticed that during this ToT season, many, if not all Heroes ( and Villains too like @Snarky) have been going door to door, saying Trick or Treat, and if some nice loving monsters appear to give them some candy, they are immediately jumped and beaten to a pulp by said Heroes/@Snarky...
   And then they take their shoes as an added insult...
   I find this deplorable, and quite unbecoming of a Hero (though I suppose in @Snarky's case, they are lucky he didn't just give them a little nip on the neck too). Because of this, these poor unsuspecting monsters have become destitute, homeless, and poor as all can be. They don't even have any candy anymore! So I have decided to try and do something about this, and give them all some Influence to get them back on their poor monstrous feet, and start anew. And I need your help @Yomo Kimyata!
   So I am here to ask if you could please send me some cash so I may distribute it to these poor unfortunate beaten up abused monsters & souls. It is for a good cause, as even the citizens of our fair city are now looking at these monsters with disdain in their eyes. Something must be done! So I ask for your help please, before bullies like @Snarky drain these monsters dry, and more of them suffer.
   For every monster you can save, is a monster that can once more go back to doing monstrous things. Thank you for your time, good sir, and may your blessings help all those in need. What you do matters, and if helping monsters in need don't matter, nothing matters!

Signed: @BjorJlen (@Trel)... 🙂

[Snarky]

2 minutes ago, BjorJlen said:

Hello...
   My name is @BjorJlen (@Trel in game), and I am here to request that you send me some good old cash so that I may help a certain group of monsters in game. You see, I have noticed that during this ToT season, many, if not all Heroes ( and Villains too like @Snarky) have been going door to door, saying Trick or Treat, and if some nice loving monsters appear to give them some candy, they are immediately jumped and beaten to a pulp by said Heroes/@Snarky...
   And then they take their shoes as an added insult...
   I find this deplorable, and quite unbecoming of a Hero (though I suppose in @Snarky's case, they are lucky he didn't just give them a little nip on the neck too). Because of this, these poor unsuspecting monsters have become destitute, homeless, and poor as all can be. They don't even have any candy anymore! So I have decided to try and do something about this, and give them all some Influence to get them back on their poor monstrous feet, and start anew. And I need your help @Yomo Kimyata!
   So I am here to ask if you could please send me some cash so I may distribute it to these poor unfortunate beaten up abused monsters & souls. It is for a good cause, as even the citizens of our fair city are now looking at these monsters with disdain in their eyes. Something must be done! So I ask for your help please, before bullies like @Snarky drain these monsters dry, and more of them suffer.
   For every monster you can save, is a monster that can once more go back to doing monstrous things. Thank you for your time, good sir, and may your blessings help all those in need. What you do matters, and if helping monsters in need don't matter, nothing matters!

Signed: @BjorJlen (@Trel)... 🙂

BjorJlen is just a middle man.  Just send the cash directly to the monsters...@Snarky 🙂 

[BjorJlen]

[BjorJlen]

4 minutes ago, Snarky said:

BjorJlen is just a middle man.  Just send the cash directly to the monsters...@Snarky 🙂 

 

No! Don't do that please!
   That's just a ploy for @Snarky to get more treats is all (and shoes too)... 😉

[Snarky]

1 minute ago, BjorJlen said:

 

No! Don't do that please!
   That's just a ploy for @Snarky to get more treats is all (and shoes too)... 😉

Du musst mir alle deine Shuhe geben!!!

[Bionic_Flea]

One of the reasons I like Yomo, besides that he gives me free stuff, is that he teaches me new words.

 

Salmagundi is a fancy salad laid out on a presentation board or platter.  Like charcuterie but more protein and veggies than cured meat and cheese.  Who knew? 

 

Yomo.  Yomo knew.

 

[Yomo Kimyata]

9 hours ago, Bionic_Flea said:

Yomo.  Yomo knew.

 

I did know, but truth be told, I didn't spell it right the first few times...

[GM Crumpet]

On 7/27/2023 at 2:42 AM, lemming said:

Greetings!

I am Miss NotYom, a minion of Lord Recluse.   I have found a large stash of gold, hidden by the Gold Brickers in a boat in the harbor of Port Oakes.  Unfortunately, since I am watched at all times, I can not pilot the ship to Independence Port to be able to sell off the gold.  However, if I can get someone here that can pilot the ship for me, we can split the profit.   All I need you to do, is send me a small amount of influence to purchase proper credentials, and we will rake in more influence than you can hold in one bank account.

Seems legit

[GM Crumpet]

On 9/29/2023 at 6:42 PM, Luminara said:

 

Third, remember to attach a low level common IO, preferably something like Threat Duration or Fear.  YOMO LOVES THOSE!

 

😁

You know people can just hit the return to sender button?

[jprewitt73]

14 hours ago, GM Crumpet said:

You know people can just hit the return to sender button?

[GM Crumpet]

On 11/6/2023 at 2:11 PM, jprewitt73 said:

You know I can delete your posts and ban you from the forum? That would be rude 😛 

[Bionic_Flea]

*Reports GM Crumpet for making threats*

 

*Runs and hides behind Ghost Widower*

[lemming]

19 minutes ago, Bionic_Flea said:

*Reports GM Crumpet for making threats*

 

*Runs and hides behind Ghost Widower*

We need a DOOM!!! emote.

[GM Crumpet]

And apologies if I come across as evil and vicious. I am evil and vicious, I just try not to come across that way 😛

 

[BjorJlen]

"Know Thyself..."

 

   Good job Gm Crumpet, but also take care. I am sure some here hold a grudge, and don't play fair lol... 😉

 

 

[Enchantica]

Is this legit? And what is 100mm is that a billion? Is it a mistype? Anyway Send it to me  @Enchantica . I mean is this an inside joke? Who would do such a thing?

[honoroit]

hi!

 

it's me, Figs.  Many players often send me inf at my global @finnthehuman - and for good reason!

 

I really need ~2.5BN right now, for shadow auras.  unfortunately my paws hurt too badly to farm all that up.

 

I also had to take down my sub site - onlyfigs.paragoncity - because it's against the corporate handbook apparently.

 

so please contribute, kupo!

 

shadow Figs

Edited November 8, 2023 by honoroit

[Yomo Kimyata]

100mm is 100 million inf, and I'm only going to send it to people who send me in-game emails as mentioned in the instructions.

 

Happy hunting!

[Andreah]

5 minutes ago, Yomo Kimyata said:

100mm is 100 million inf, and I'm only going to send it to people who send me in-game emails as mentioned in the instructions.

 

Happy hunting!

I've advised some acquaintances you're still running this -- and I hope a few of them have recently taken advantage of it.

[Troo]

12 hours ago, GM Crumpet said:

You know I can delete your posts and ban you from the forum? That would be rude 😛 

 

Do me next!!

 

What are we talking about?

 

 

[SuggestorK]

On 11/6/2023 at 12:52 AM, GM Crumpet said:

You know people can just hit the return to sender button?