_NOPE_ Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I just wanted to share... since I was bored at work, I decided to look for a website that I vaguely remembered that had collected all sorts of strange and funny CoH bios (I haven't found the site yet), but in my Google search, I came across this: So, funnily enough, apparently there WERE a couple of "lesbian hellions" out there... Alexandra and Anna Romanov... WHAAAA???? Just something I thought was kind of funny. 2 I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 This really upset me. The other day people were talking about how the new female Skulls will spawn with the old Skull Girlfriend NPCs, and that the lesbian Skulls were cool. I said it's the lesbian Hellions you gotta watch out for, and no one got the reference. Then it turned out even I couldn't remember the name of the character that had that bio. I couldn't find it anywhere. Anyone know? 1 A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeethrall Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Is this the bio you were thinking of? Good stuff from the before-before times! Unfortunately, the image I found of the bio doesn't include the character's name, but I do wonder how things turned out between him and Fine Blaze. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Is this the bio you were thinking of? Good stuff from the before-before times! Unfortunately, the image I found of the bio doesn't include the character's name, but I do wonder how things turned out between him and Fine Blaze. What are you saying? It says right there his name is Wonederful! Thanks for posting that. I'd hate for that piece of community culture to be forgotten. A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_NOPE_ Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 That's the one... now if only I could find that website, because they had a LOT of just... WTF? Hilarious ones on there... I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeethrall Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 What are you saying? It says right there his name is Wonederful! Thanks for posting that. I'd hate for that piece of community culture to be forgotten. D'oh! Well, dip me in pumpkin spice and throw me to the soccer moms, you're right! You're very welcome. I wish the wayback machine's search functions worked a little better...there were a *lot* of gems like this on the old forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 There was another one I really liked, can't remember the name naturally. Unlike some of them, it didn't really seem like a kid wrote it. Rather, it was more like someone intentionally wrote something ridiculous. It was when issue 5 was on the test server and people were trying out the new archery power sets; I remember the bio had something like "he was exposed to dangerous chemicals that made a quiver full of arrows grow out his back and he was like , 'wtf?'" Also Sing Sang Song, a classic. This image shows up when searching for "lesbian hellions coh" on Google, weirdly enough. 1 A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobu Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 What are you saying? It says right there his name is Wonederful! Thanks for posting that. I'd hate for that piece of community culture to be forgotten. D'oh! Well, dip me in pumpkin spice and throw me to the soccer moms, you're right! You're very welcome. I wish the wayback machine's search functions worked a little better...there were a *lot* of gems like this on the old forums! I can't quite remember the full name, but it was something like Wonederful Scrapper, only I don't think that was it. But it was more than just Wonederful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_NOPE_ Posted June 17, 2019 Author Share Posted June 17, 2019 There was another one I really liked, can't remember the name naturally. Unlike some of them, it didn't really seem like a kid wrote it. Rather, it was more like someone intentionally wrote something ridiculous. It was when issue 5 was on the test server and people were trying out the new archery power sets; I remember the bio had something like "he was exposed to dangerous chemicals that made a quiver full of arrows grow out his back and he was like , 'wtf?'" Also Sing Sang Song, a classic. This image shows up when searching for "lesbian hellions coh" on Google, weirdly enough. HAHA! I missed seeing the Deth Kicker too! There were a whole bunch of those. Damn I wish I could even remember the URL of that site, so that if it was gone I could find it via the wayback machine... I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I remember on live when I was tickled by the character name "Hero Man". I sent him a tell, saying how much I loved the name. He replied, and said his 6-year old son named his toon for him, and sat on his lap while he played. Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skele101 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I remember on live when I was tickled by the character name "Hero Man". I sent him a tell, saying how much I loved the name. He replied, and said his 6-year old son named his toon for him, and sat on his lap while he played. That is adorable. Can you imagine that child is at least 13 now? Are they playing with us now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonflash Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I remember on live when I was tickled by the character name "Hero Man". I sent him a tell, saying how much I loved the name. He replied, and said his 6-year old son named his toon for him, and sat on his lap while he played. That is adorable. Can you imagine that child is at least 13 now? Are they playing with us now?! This makes me wonder what ever happened to Sister Flame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeregrineFalcon Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 This makes me wonder what ever happened to Sister Flame. Her father posted about her on the CoH Survivors Facebook page almost two months ago: https://www.facebook.com/groups/CoHSurvivors/permalink/2172650202820633/?comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22O%22%7D "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire posts, the posts become warning points. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." Being constantly offended doesn't mean you're right, it means you're too narcissistic to tolerate opinions different than your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashugana Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 My friend Yomo made a blind staff scrapper and named her Hellion Keller. I am not sure if she is a lesbian though. ;) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraclea Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 My banned AE masterpiece was The Monstrous Regiment of Lesbian Hellions. Probably hasn't aged well, but I still think it was funny. QVÆ TAM FERA IMMANISQVE NATVRA TB ~ Amazon Army: AMAZON-963 | TB ~ Crowned Heads: CH-10012 | EX ~ The Holy Office: HOLY-1610 | EV ~ Firemullet Groupies: FM-5401 | IN ~ Sparta: SPARTA-3759 | RE ~ S.P.Q.R. - SPQR-5010 Spread My Legions - #207 | Lawyers of Ghastly Horror - #581 | Jerk Hackers! - #16299 | Ecloga Prima - #25362 | Deth Kick Champions! - #25818 | Heaven and Hell - #26231 | The Legion of Super Skulls - #27660 | Cathedral of Mild Discomfort - #38872 | The Birch Conspiracy! - #39291 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDBV1 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 6/17/2019 at 1:07 PM, coffeethrall said: Is this the bio you were thinking of? Good stuff from the before-before times! Unfortunately, the image I found of the bio doesn't include the character's name, but I do wonder how things turned out between him and Fine Blaze. I apologize for necro-ing this thread, but my dad only just linked this to me. And I want to thank you for my bio back. I have been embarrassed by it to all hell for quite some time, but it's good not to lose it. I'll just be sure to hold onto it this time. 5 2 Formerly Dradan on the old Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extor Prime Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 There should be a new Hellions subfaction, the Lesbions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varkarrus Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 They should also add Skull's Boyfriend NPCs; imagine. Also female Bone Daddies (Bone Mummies?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachstar Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Meanwhile, many years ago... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanden Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Has Fline Blaze been unpersoned?!?!?!/1 1 A Cheat Sheet for efficient Endurance Recovery slotting Invention Set Designer Tool Spreadsheet with every Ancillary Power Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, UDBV1 said: I apologize for necro-ing this thread, but my dad only just linked this to me. And I want to thank you for my bio back. I have been embarrassed by it to all hell for quite some time, but it's good not to lose it. I'll just be sure to hold onto it this time. If you are claiming this we all wanna know what happened to with Delightful! Edited August 28, 2019 by EmmySky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDBV1 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Feline Blaze was my sister's character. So once the bio started getting recognition on the Protector forums and that detail came up and people started calling it weird. Me being a dumb kid I wasn't thinking about those incestuous implications at the time. So I fixed it by making another character named Delightful and changed the bio to mention Delightful instead of Feline Blaze. Formerly Dradan on the old Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 From the title, I was expecting far worse and thought "O boy where is this going?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraclea Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I still think that The Monstrous Regiment of Lesbian Hellions was the best thing I ever wrote for AE. Not sure it has aged all that well, though. 1 QVÆ TAM FERA IMMANISQVE NATVRA TB ~ Amazon Army: AMAZON-963 | TB ~ Crowned Heads: CH-10012 | EX ~ The Holy Office: HOLY-1610 | EV ~ Firemullet Groupies: FM-5401 | IN ~ Sparta: SPARTA-3759 | RE ~ S.P.Q.R. - SPQR-5010 Spread My Legions - #207 | Lawyers of Ghastly Horror - #581 | Jerk Hackers! - #16299 | Ecloga Prima - #25362 | Deth Kick Champions! - #25818 | Heaven and Hell - #26231 | The Legion of Super Skulls - #27660 | Cathedral of Mild Discomfort - #38872 | The Birch Conspiracy! - #39291 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhroX Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 CoH memes aside, I love how that text goes from phrases like "lesbian hellions" and "throbbing phallus" to "metastasized through the body politic" within a single paragraph. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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