Snarky Posted March 7 Posted March 7 Why? Because I missed you guys. I like sharing my "wisdom" such as it is. Where have I been? Not far. I game Fri and Sun Evenings with Justice Superteamers on Excelsior. They run themed teams. Excellent gamers. I also run quite a bit solo. My latest project? An AR/Dev Blaster who is soloing every contact in the game. Currently level 20, 789 badges. According to city data terminal 624 missions completed, 2 failed. 753 merits, although i have 1221, which i assume the difference is giant monsters and zone badging, etc. enemies defeated 21,644. theme is "little green army men" toon is Green Sarge on Excelsior. yes, i shrank him with mini mode. he is fun. i think AR/Dev Blaster is probably one of the most efficient toons to do this type of project with. i used to use Brutes. yeesh. Mostly I solo. although I have led a very few TF/SF. The Posi One was... a Posi One! I held out zero hope of any coordination. Much to my surprise, as we zone into the last mission a teammate (I am leading but saying very little) suggests we do not "rescue" the last hero until we clear around the front of city hall. I get in team chat and say what a great idea this is. i tell everyone what the plan is. Then the shitheads saved everyone, the last guy was under the guy with one huge ball. The pulled everyone AND two of them jumped to city hall front door immediately. I ate inspirations, threw down caltrops, and thanked the stars I bought all the P2W grenades.... We made it. Barely. Oh, Posi One. Always a weird run... 13 2 7 1 1 1 3 3 3
Luminara Posted March 7 Posted March 7 Two fire farm brutes run 'round the AE, 'round the AE, 'round the AE! Two fire farm brutes run 'round the AE, 'round the AE, 'round the AE! @Snarky's back, back again. @Snarky's back, tell a friend. @Snarky's back, @Snarky's back. @Snarky's back, @Snarky's back. @Snarky's back, da na na. *butt shaking ensues, with much vigor* *back pain ensues, with much cursing* 7 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
Major_Decoy Posted March 7 Posted March 7 That's a name I've not heard in a long time. Probably because this is not a spoken medium. 1 1
Snarky Posted March 7 Author Posted March 7 12 minutes ago, Luminara said: Two fire farm brutes run 'round the AE, 'round the AE, 'round the AE! Two fire farm brutes run 'round the AE, 'round the AE, 'round the AE! @Snarky's back, back again. @Snarky's back, tell a friend. @Snarky's back, @Snarky's back. @Snarky's back, @Snarky's back. @Snarky's back, da na na. *butt shaking ensues, with much vigor* *back pain ensues, with much cursing* 4
biostem Posted March 7 Posted March 7 24 minutes ago, Snarky said: Where have I been? Don't believe his lies! This is actually his evil (good?) twin, "Snorky": 7
Doc_Scorpion Posted March 7 Posted March 7 Guess who just got back today Them wild-eyed Snark that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think that cat is crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found Told them you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old men crazy 1 1 1 1 Unofficial Homecoming Wiki - Paragon Wiki updated for Homecoming! Your contributions are welcome! (Not the owner/operator - just a fan who wants to spread the word.)
Ironblade Posted March 7 Posted March 7 These two threads are right next to each other. It feels like a 'bait and switch' or something. 5 Originally on Infinity. I have Ironblade on every shard. - My only AE arc: The Origin of Mark IV (ID 48002) Link to the story of Toggle Man, since I keep having to track down my original post.
SeraphimKensai Posted March 7 Posted March 7 It seems fitting that you're back on the forum. Just last night I joined a pug posi 2 that the leader decided to set to +3 upon seeing my toon. I didn't realize that they were all dead and I was crunching through mobs like a garbage disposal through fingers until one of them poked me and said "thanks for the carry". 1
DoctorDitko Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Welcome back home, Snarky! You have been missed! 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)
biostem Posted March 8 Posted March 8 1 minute ago, DoctorDitko said: You have been missed! Clearly you need to apply more defense debuffs or use an insight... 1
DoctorDitko Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Kismet enh, for preference! 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!)
Luminara Posted March 8 Posted March 8 39 minutes ago, Ironblade said: These two threads are right next to each other. It feels like a 'bait and switch' or something. Report him to the mods! 1 1 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
biostem Posted March 8 Posted March 8 12 minutes ago, Luminara said: Report him to the mods! Can't we just report him to the mobs instead? 3 2
Luminara Posted March 8 Posted March 8 22 minutes ago, biostem said: Can't we just report him to the mobs instead? They'll just give him another horse head to sleep with, and we do not need more pictures of that. 1 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
Snarky Posted March 8 Author Posted March 8 2 minutes ago, Luminara said: They'll just give him another horse head to sleep with, and we do not need more pictures of that. whynot 1
Healix Posted March 8 Posted March 8 Oh the Snark, oh the Snark, oh, the Snark is back Snarkier than ever, as a matter of fact He hands out 'snarkisms' , and this is true It's the way that he moves, the things that he do! 1 1 1 1 1 Forever grateful to be back in my city!
biostem Posted March 8 Posted March 8 2 minutes ago, Healix said: Stupid seksy vampire! Stop batting those "come-hither" eyes, I say! 1
Bionic_Flea Posted March 8 Posted March 8 On 1/13/2025 at 6:11 PM, Snarky said: Actions do indeed have consequences. I will no longer be posting on the message boards. Obligatory: Can I have your stuff. Also: Welcome back! 2
Snarky Posted March 8 Author Posted March 8 2 minutes ago, Crysis said: Dammit we didn’t stake him properly….. i got the steak you sent. delicious! 1
Healix Posted March 8 Posted March 8 The stake wasn't rare enough 1 Forever grateful to be back in my city!
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