Apparently, Portable Workbenches have lost their free will and can only vote for Spanky because that is what they were programmed to do when they were built at Southern United Manufacturing Company.
Portable Workbenches being helpless yet "unkillableNPC" is just further proof of the Nemesis plot!
I mean, they MUST have SOME kind of sentience if they are going to be considered citizens, correct?
I wouldn't think that babbling back programing installed by Southern United Manufacturing Company would count as sentience!
When did this law pass to give machinery citizenship status happen anyway?!
I mean I remember when it was decided that Corporations were people, but machinery as citizens?!