I should say that I'm not remotely 100% serious. I posted this knowing full well that it makes no sense whatsoever.
Nor would anyone in their right mind actually agree to doing it.
I just loathe a lot of these armchair/couch lounger ideas. But I don't want to individually go be an asshole in each individual thread posting how this is why I wish for total nuclear meltdown of the planet.
My better hope would be that the GM team/devs would be more active in here to shoot down what's near to impossible, but that in itself is a stretch.
A singular thread for this would be great. Combine all the actual possible ideas (power changes, number changes, QOL stuff) into one mega thread.
Easy.