Tigress Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 One of my favourite Pizzas of all time had pineapple, banana and peaches on it, along with chicken and curry, topped with Gorgonzola cheese. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Just now, Tigress said: One of my favourite Pizzas of all time had pineapple, banana and peaches on it, along with chicken and curry, topped with Gorgonzola cheese. Not sure its still pizza at that point. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigress Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 We europeans have a little more lenient view on that. You can buy "chocolate pizza" in most supermarkets (which is in effect one giant cookie). 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrious Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pizza with pineapple on it is heresy. 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyDuck Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I'm convinced that most of the naysayers have just never had a good pineapple pizza. They had cruddy ones made by plebs. Pizza chefs who let it soggy things up or screwed up the ratios. If your only burgers ever eaten were only McDonald's and you thought they were the best brand, you wouldn't expect gourmet ⅓ pounders could be any good. And yet.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyDuck Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Blackbird71 said: Then you're getting bad pizzas somewhere. I've done this tons of times and it's never been a problem. truth. why do people not know how to drain/press the pineapple? it even works with frozen pizzas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seavea Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Anchovies are the best pizza topping, and anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves. As for pineapple, it's not for me. But hey, you do you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korbian Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 I seriously am in awe of how far this joke has been taken. *slow clap* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken_Prey Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pineapple, ham, bacon, and banana pepper is the best pizza. So yes it belongs. 1 1 "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"- Chesty Puller US Marine Corps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B5Freak Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Korbian said: I seriously am in awe of how far this joke has been taken. *slow clap* Joke? The validity of pizza toppings is no joke. It's srs bsns. And the perfect topping combination is pepperoni, bacon and mushroom. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couthless Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Blackbird71 said: This just shows limited thinking in pizza toppings. The obvious answer in the above scenario is to order one pepperoni, and one Hawaiian but only with pineapple on one half of the pizza. You can add olives or something to the other half. This way there is enough pineapple to satisfy the pineapple-lovers, and plenty of pizza to share with the pineapple-haters. Source: true life experience. I understand that people who hate pineapple on pizza are obviously monsters and you seek to punish them, but forcing them to endure olives is just too much. No crime deserves a sentence that severe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 16 hours ago, Amatyr said: Pepperoni, Pineapple and Jalapeno Pizza is the best pizza. That was my goto in college (80s). Kept most people from stealing a slice. (And darn tasty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsidian Light Posted September 11, 2019 Author Share Posted September 11, 2019 55 minutes ago, Couthless said: I understand that people who hate pineapple on pizza are obviously monsters and you seek to punish them, but forcing them to endure olives is just too much. No crime deserves a sentence that severe. Olives are amazing. Beef, black olives, and spinach is so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastit Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Pineapple is fine, but it's gotta be fresh and you can't just pair it with everything. Smokey meat and a touch of chili is quite acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molleafauss Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 15 hours ago, cyntalan said: Fruit totally belongs on pizza. One particular fruit is a key ingredient (tomato). Sweet things, though... that shit don't belong anywhere near that. 😡 Pear and blue chees on pizza. With no tomato. But no, pineapple doesn't work, the thing is that it actually clashes in taste with tomato. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molleafauss Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Seavea said: Anchovies are the best pizza topping, and anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves. As for pineapple, it's not for me. But hey, you do you. The original pizza "Napoli" is in fact with anchovies and no mozzarella. Mozzarella (pricey cheese at that time) was added on "Margherita" in honour of Queen Margherita of Napoli. 13 hours ago, Tigress said: We europeans have a little more lenient view on that. You can buy "chocolate pizza" in most supermarkets (which is in effect one giant cookie). Pizza with Nutella is grand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedeemerofOgar Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 18 hours ago, Blackbird71 said: Then you're getting bad pizzas somewhere. I've done this tons of times and it's never been a problem. ...says someone who would consider pineapple on pizza and thus not notice when they kiss the Devil's Tongue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starro Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 So close! Can we just not agree the pineapple is the way to go? "She who lives by the cybernetic monstrosity powered by living coral, all too often dies by the cybernetic monstrosity powered by living coral." -Doc Buzzsaw Pineapple 🍍 Pizza 🍕 is my thumbs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 hour ago, duane said: So close! Can we just not agree the pineapple is the way to go? /jranger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonOne Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 It looks like the line is starting to clear up ... GOODBYE PINEAPPLE! You're next olives, you dark rings of nastiness!!! 🤣 1 @Crimson-one | Torchbearer UI/UX Designer by day, Gamer by night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Come on, people. We have to at least try to have this thread outpace the Rage thread. 1 Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverdusk Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 22 hours ago, Tiger Lady said: I'm convinced that most of the naysayers have just never had a good pineapple pizza. They had cruddy ones made by plebs. Pizza chefs who let it soggy things up or screwed up the ratios. If your only burgers ever eaten were only McDonald's and you thought they were the best brand, you wouldn't expect gourmet ⅓ pounders could be any good. And yet.. Ah, the old "you just haven't had a good one" Classic. 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Council Mintopia Posted September 12, 2019 City Council Share Posted September 12, 2019 Pineapple (and Pepperoni) on pizza. Clearly. 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justicebeliever Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Flowers said: Pineapple (and Pepperoni) on pizza. Clearly. Our family's favorite. And welcome to the Homecoming Team. Edited September 12, 2019 by justicebeliever "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr Global Handle: @JusticeBeliever ... Home servers on Live: Guardian ... Playing on: Everlasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justicebeliever Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 12 hours ago, CrimsonOne said: It looks like the line is starting to clear up ... GOODBYE PINEAPPLE! You're next olives, you dark rings of nastiness!!! 🤣 Sorry Crimson, as long as their sufficient people who tolerate pineapple, it's just a Pyrrhic victory. And don't lay a finger on my olives...Must have their deliciousness in both my cocktails and on my pizza "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr Global Handle: @JusticeBeliever ... Home servers on Live: Guardian ... Playing on: Everlasting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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