Things you often say.....

[GastlyGibus]

Whenever I run the Manticore TF and we get to the timed mission, Security Chief Manning shouts out:

"You are banned from this facility!"

and, without fail, I always respond:

"Oh, darn guys. Guess we have to leave, he said we were banned. Good attempt, team!"

... then we promptly kick Manning's ass and continue. 😛

And, during the Imperious TF, one of the generals says: "The rumors are true, Imperious can no longer fight his own battles!" to which I respond along the lines of

"You're teaming up with evil space aliens and time-traveling neo-Nazis and you're calling us out for coming to help???"

Edited May 16, 2021 by GastlyGibus

[JasperStone]

On 5/15/2021 at 5:54 AM, Fire Chief said:

when playing my blasters at early lvls I say "woof" as in faceplanted 😄

LOL

I say "oof da"

[catsi563]

upon any of a wide number of team face plants

 

"Welp just like i drew it up on the ole drawing board,"

 

*takes drawing board and throws out window*

[MTeague]

2 hours ago, catsi563 said:

"Welp just like i drew it up on the ole drawing board,"

 

So, you mean....

 

[Psyonico]

My Radiation Emission toons have "Die Somewhere Useful!" bound to a key.

[Nerio72]

"What. The. Flock."

[Yoru-hime]

"Owie" - Me, all too frequently

[Milk Sheik]

"Investigate Electrical Anomaly" by defeating all Freakshow or Clockwork.
"I have to say, we are investigating the [bleep] out of these guys."

"I like [X Task Force] better than Synapse."
"I like a sharp stick in the eye better than Synapse."

(Mission door is the exact same spot as it was before.)
"Well, ya can't beat the commute."

(Lord Recluse's 4th tower is defeated in the MLTF.)
"And now he's just a man in a fashionable spider ensemble."

(Speed MLTF has like 3 experts taking on Dr. Aeon by themselves and the rest of us are 2 floors below webbed by the mobs.)
"Uh, got ATT?"

[Heraclea]

On 5/16/2021 at 4:11 PM, GastlyGibus said:

And, during the Imperious TF, one of the generals says: "The rumors are true, Imperious can no longer fight his own battles!" to which I respond along the lines of

"You're teaming up with evil space aliens and time-traveling neo-Nazis and you're calling us out for coming to help???"

 

* Possessed by a dust bunny?  Your mother must be so proud.

[Marshal_General]

The first time I used Knockout Blow on a Fortunata Seer.

"I bet you didn't see that one coming!"

[catsi563]

20 hours ago, MTeague said:

 

So, you mean....

 

Exactly like that =^_^=

[catsi563]

Another fun one i like to use usually after face planting 

 

Ow My Spleen

 

my pride

 

but mostly my spleen

[KauaiJim]

21 hours ago, MTeague said:

 

So, you mean....

 

 

This made my day!  I haven't seen this since I was a kid!  And I LOVED it then!  I used to quote it all the time waaaay back... lol   Watched it again just now and was laughing like a little kid again.  Some things are just good for the heart.  Thanks!  "Ho!  Aha!  Guard!  Turn!  Dodge!  Spin!  Parry!  Ah!  Thrust!"  lol  Who would have thought that cartoon would be such a perfect example of mmo attack chains?  🤣

[MTeague]

3 hours ago, KauaiJim said:

 

This made my day!  I haven't seen this since I was a kid!  And I LOVED it then!  I used to quote it all the time waaaay back... lol   Watched it again just now and was laughing like a little kid again.  Some things are just good for the heart.  Thanks!  "Ho!  Aha!  Guard!  Turn!  Dodge!  Spin!  Parry!  Ah!  Thrust!"  lol  Who would have thought that cartoon would be such a perfect example of mmo attack chains?  🤣

I find it's an even better metaphor for programming and debugging. 

Particulary with Porky Pig reversing the spin and Daffy going *sploosh* at the end.

I promise you. EVERY programmer EVER has been there. Probably several times this week alone.

[Nemeroff]

After a total team wipe and a good amount of time passes while we're still reassembling the team I'll inform everyone:

 

IT'S A TRAP!

 

 

[KauaiJim]

"Where the hell are my car keys?"  Oh wait, does this have to be CoH related?   🙃

[catsi563]

22 hours ago, KauaiJim said:

 

This made my day!  I haven't seen this since I was a kid!  And I LOVED it then!  I used to quote it all the time waaaay back... lol   Watched it again just now and was laughing like a little kid again.  Some things are just good for the heart.  Thanks!  "Ho!  Aha!  Guard!  Turn!  Dodge!  Spin!  Parry!  Ah!  Thrust!"  lol  Who would have thought that cartoon would be such a perfect example of mmo attack chains?  🤣

*stick straw into spinning staff*

[Arbegla]

"I brought friends!"

 

As my robots drag half a map onto the team as I'm speed running by.

[Heraclea]

Looking through bookshelves in Oranbega.....

 

* Chicken Soup for the Demon Soul

* Tuesdays with Beelzebub

* How to Possess Friends and Influence People

* What Color Is Your Summoning Altar? 

* Necronomicon for Dummies

[golstat2003]

On 5/15/2021 at 11:59 AM, Marshal_General said:

Sorry Frostfire! I came for the ice slides and stayed to kick your ass!

 

Lusca! I think I saw this Hentai.

 

I once said "Mount Lady (from MHA anime) would love you" at a Lusca fight. Half the team got the reference and I was proud. 🙂 

[Bill Z Bubba]

7 hours ago, Heraclea said:

Tuesdays with Beelzebub

 

The interview for that was dreadful.

[DoctorDitko]

 

 

When fighting Headman Blasters, I can't resist:

 

 

"Hey, pal, does that get anything but the Ugly Channel?"

 

(And I'll keep doing it until someone laughs!)

Edited May 21, 2021 by DoctorDitko

[srmalloy]

Just now, in Port Oakes:

 

[NPC] Wolf Spider Enforcer: One day you will walk as I do!

 

My thought: "Not unless I lose the cornstarch..."

[Marshal_General]

Loads into an Oranbega map.

 

Look, Its Orange Bagel again!

[Heraclea]

Quote

These caves remind you how much longer than man the earth has been here.

 

* Oh, really?

 

Got to be the dumbest mission entry text in the game.  Reaching for that big deep statement, it falls on its behind.