Banazirgalasbor Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 The new water powers give whole new meaning to the term, SPLASH Damage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freedom Frank Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 A. What do you call a supergroup that has Captain Plasma, Liquid Lad, Solid Soldier, and Gas Guy in it? B. The Statesmen! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Council Jimmy Posted August 8, 2019 City Council Share Posted August 8, 2019 Storm Summoning. 1 1 Got time to spare? Want to see Homecoming thrive? Consider volunteering as a Game Master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banazirgalasbor Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 ok not 100% COH dad joke... HEY YOU KIDS, STAY OFF OF MY L.A.N.! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freedom Frank Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Q: What is the most common type of arrest an Illusion-based superhero makes? A: Cardiac. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted April 20, 2020 Author Share Posted April 20, 2020 Just came up with this one the other day: Q: How does Lord Nemesis keep his Colonels from developing rough edges? A: He uses Colonel sanders. 1 1 If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Whats the result of the Clockwork king farting? a Noble gas 😸 My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greycat Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 "I can tell you what that sapper had for breakfast. Malta meal." Still not particularly fond of certain segments of this community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartyKake Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Someone mentioned recently that the old version of Praetoria, before going rogue, was really hammy. I pointed out you really can't get more hammy than a world conquered by the Hamidon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoru-hime Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Did you hear about the hero that knocked one of Frostfire's goons halfway out of the building? The first officer on the scene found him dangling halfway out of a hole between two windows. When his backup showed up and asked what happened, the old cop just shrugged, "All in all, it's just another Brick in the wall." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greycat Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, PartyKake said: Someone mentioned recently that the old version of Praetoria, before going rogue, was really hammy. I pointed out you really can't get more hammy than a world conquered by the Hamidon. ... should I mention that I once had a character who had a grudge against the DE because they were the reason he went out of business? After they showed up, nobody wanted to go to Hammy Don's Deli... (Yes, that really was his backstory. And name.) 1 Still not particularly fond of certain segments of this community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 1 Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 Q: Why is Koago (the Minions of Igneous giant monster in the Cavern of Transcendence Trial) so easy to defeat? A: He's a lava, not a a fighta. 3 If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Every time I fight those Lost Bosses with the broken TVs on their heads, I can't resist: "Hey, buddy, does that get anything but the Ugly Channel?" ... And I'll keep doing it until someone laughs! Edited April 22, 2020 by DoctorDitko 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocaMocha Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Why are /water ATs so popular?? Cuz they gush so much they flush away foes health! I don't Suffer from Insanity . . . I Enjoy every minute of IT! 🤪 People Around me get to SUFFER! 😼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 On 6/2/2019 at 9:00 PM, Robotech_Master said: Q: Why are the Devouring Earth a hit at parties? A: Because deep down, they're really just a bunch of fungis (fun guys). There's actually a DE boss in one mission named, "Natso Fungi". I figured it was supposed to look like "not so fun guy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siolfir Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 20 hours ago, RikOz said: There's actually a DE boss in one mission named, "Natso Fungi". I figured it was supposed to look like "not so fun guy". Well, yeah - the Devoured are the least "party animal" types of the DE: despite being taken for granite, the Boulders are stoned all the time, and there's lots of mushrooms and crystal all around, too! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, siolfir said: Well, yeah - the Devoured are the least "party animal" types of the DE: despite being taken for granite, the Boulders are stoned all the time, and there's lots of mushrooms and crystal all around, too! A quartz is a quartz, of course, of course, and nobody can talk to a quartz, of course… 1 If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 11 hours ago, siolfir said: the Devoured are the least "party animal" types of the DE "Natso Fungi" is a ... Fungi, not a Devoured 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redlynne Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 DE describes my approach to pizza. Devour Everything. Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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