Shenanigunner Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 The request to "distribute" entry to Ouro has been pending a long time; I've assumed there's some technical/code issue keeping it from being implemented. But I've been hanging out near Ms. Liberty for a while as the flood of newbs comes in, and it seems to me that the initial materialization of new alts on the steps is random over a fairly large area. So... 1 UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) A chicken and an egg are laying in bed smoking post-coital cigarettes. The egg turns to the chicken and said "Well that answers the age old question!" Just noting this is an easter joke, ok? don't shoot me! Edited April 1 by Scarlet Shocker 1 1 The Ghost Slaying Axe. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherspectre in the room, accept no substitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shred Monkey Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I assume it's people who load slowly and they'll move once they're loaded in. 1 Active on Excelsior: Prismatic Monkey - Seismic / Martial Blaster, Shadow Dragon Monkey - Staff / Dark Brute, Murder Robot Monkey - Arachnos Night Widow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminara Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I'm glad no-one's mentioned the snack bar and open keg in the center of the portal yet. Wouldn't want that secret to slip out. Ah, damnit. Now I'll never be able to get to chocolate waterfall. 1 Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 59 minutes ago, Scarlet Shocker said: A chicken and an egg are laying in bed smoking post-coital cigarettes. The egg turns to the chicken and said "Well that answers the age old question!" Just noting this is an easter joke, ok? don't shoot me! Well, actually, the correct answer is... the rooster. 1 UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenanigunner Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 37 minutes ago, Shred Monkey said: I assume it's people who load slowly and they'll move once they're loaded in. Well, that's kindly thinking, but I often see clots of alts, often with their whole damned pet troupe, just stand there for very long times. If they just entered the game, they could be anywhere, not just at the portal, and not with their minions. I really don't know what causes OuroZombieItis besides... well, let's not be unkind now. 1 UPDATED: v4.15 Technical Guide (post 27p7)... 154 pages of comprehensive and validated info on on the nuts and bolts!ALSO: GABS Bindfile · WindowScaler · Teleport Guide · and City of Zeroes all at www.Shenanigunner.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Shocker Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 20 minutes ago, Shenanigunner said: Well, actually, the correct answer is... the rooster. 1 The Ghost Slaying Axe. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherspectre in the room, accept no substitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeregrineFalcon Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I much prefer this Rooster. 1 "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire posts, the posts become warning points. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." Being constantly offended doesn't mean you're right, it means you're too narcissistic to tolerate opinions different than your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azari Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 They should make it so if you stand next to the portal too long, you get sucked into it and teleported to a random zone. Lol 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarySai Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Doing an ouro arc marks you as a tf, and you can't get afk kicked when on a tf. Same for AE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triumphant Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I know I've been guilty of this before. I didn't realize it could be such a problem. I'll try to remember to move my characters out from the portal trigger, so it's not an issue in the future. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetMalakai Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 3/17/2024 at 6:22 PM, Ghost said: After standing next to the portal for more than 30 seconds, start removing things Remove their pants, semi-permanently. Give them a no pants debuff for 8 hours of in game time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, JetMalakai said: Remove their pants, semi-permanently. Give them a no pants debuff for 8 hours of in game time. I know one player on these forums that would intentionally stand there (while posting essays), so he could run around with no pants on 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAxe Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I feel we should bless the pool if its going to be so much fun... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 3/18/2024 at 4:23 AM, Grouchybeast said: TP to a random Shadow Shard location! More people should have a chance to experience the beauty of the Shards. Only if you can a) inactivate the SG portals and the portals directly back to FBZ, and b) make the 'jump off the rock and be teleported back to the start of the zone' target change to the entry to the next deeper zone in the Shard. The full experience of the Shard requires that you find and use the gravity geysers (or, for the masochistic, flight or teleportation) to traverse each zone, so you don't miss anything. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoneyMaker Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 It's a portal. If you stand next to it too long, have it drop you into a random area of a random zone. Fun places like Eden, Cimerora, the Storm Palace, the Easter Egg room in Faultline, inside the BAF, or the outskirts of the Nightward. Better, have it drop people into an instanced mission map that can't be won or quit out of; the only escape is dying or finding & clicking on a hidden door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twozerofoxtrot Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 This whole thread is funny to me cause this problem only exists on one shard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijinx Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 If the reason the Ouros are recruiting you is that you native time predates their Menders' allowing you to travel back further... Than this can't be an age old question. See why I hate time travel stories .... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortguy on indom Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 yes. 1 PvP Capture the Flag! Bring some fun into it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Axis Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 On 4/6/2024 at 4:06 AM, JetMalakai said: no pants debuff for 8 hours of in game time. I'm thinking No Pants: PBAOE 10ft radius that inflicts a magnitude 10 frighten on all allies for 20 seconds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 (edited) On 4/6/2024 at 11:02 AM, srmalloy said: More people should have a chance to experience the beauty of the Shards. I agree. For some reason, I find myself drawn to the Shards. Especially this time of year, the eyeballs should just be reaching peak bloodshot. But if I can't have that, give me monkeypool! Edited April 13 by DoctorDitko inside joke 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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