Never had a PI problem while I was in Scouting either.
Assorted nasty cuts, bugspray in the eyes, and being molested by infinite mosquitoes in upstate Wisconin (where they're the State Bird). Ever see a single mosquito bite welt larger than a Kennedy Half-Dollar?
Well, some of that might be because, with my troop, they used to say "Where 63 goes, nothing grows..."
And they even made me an Eagle Scout! Those FOOLS!
HMBOOWAHAHAHA!
Think Evil Batman.
BE PREPARED!