Oubliette_Red Posted July 23, 2024 Posted July 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Dynamo-Joe said: I posted this about 3 years back in screenshots. But I realized that it's appropriate here as well. "Uhm... Guys? GUYS?" *sigh...* Rolled a 1 on their Perception, I see. 1 Dislike certain sounds? Silence/Modify specific sounds. Looking for modified whole powerset sfx? Check out Michiyo's modder or Solerverse's thread. Got a punny character? You should share it.
Hyperstrike Posted July 23, 2024 Posted July 23, 2024 On 9/3/2020 at 10:25 PM, ZorkNemesis said: This is why I wished the Hellions got the same kind of treatment the Skulls did in i24. They really need something more to make them a little less generic, and I think being unknowingly used by demons is a good angle for them. "I can see my girlfriend from here!" Falls under the heading of "Vast tracts..." If you want to be godlike, pick anything. If you want to be GOD, pick a TANK!
MistressOhm Posted October 26, 2024 Posted October 26, 2024 On 12/8/2022 at 5:23 AM, Marine X said: Oh this aged well... (not!) 1 1 AE ARC's (So Far!) -------------------- 15252 Child of the Tsoo - [SFMA] Ninjas, sorcerers, and human trafficking (Origin Story - Stick Figure/Storm Lotus) 50769 Hunt of the Eclipse - [SFMA] Finding something that was lost to Arachnos for nearly 20 years (Origin Story - Daisy Chain) 53149 Spells as a Service - [SFMA] When a young hacker makes a connection between magic and mathematics and encodes it into a computer program, chaos breaks loose!
Hyperstrike Posted October 26, 2024 Posted October 26, 2024 26 minutes ago, MistressOhm said: Oh this aged well... (not!) Life imitating art? 1 If you want to be godlike, pick anything. If you want to be GOD, pick a TANK!
Marine X Posted October 27, 2024 Posted October 27, 2024 Another one... 2 " When it's too tough for everyone else, it's just right for me..." ( Unless it's Raining, or Cold, or Really Dirty or there are Sappers, Man I hate those Guys...) Marine X
Delta Posted October 27, 2024 Posted October 27, 2024 Here's a couple that I came across while doing missions on Redside: [NPC] Wing Talon Agent: Keep an eye out for anything strange. [NPC] Wing Talon Agent: Whatever, I'm not even on board for guarding this. [NPC] Wing Talon Agent: Longbow gets all the expensive funding, and what do we get? [NPC] Wing Talon Agent: Arrows. That's what we get. [NPC] Nebula Elite Assault: Take it all. We're going to make a statement here. [NPC] Nebula Elite Buckshot: Did I mention I had a bad back? (After attacking) [NPC] Nebula Elite Assault: My mom taught me never to share! 1
RikOz Posted April 15 Posted April 15 A Rikti Negotiator I rescued from Nemesis in one of the RWZ arcs: "Profound realization: Difficult occupation chosen: Massive compensation request: In near future." Which I realized was his way of saying, "I'm not getting paid enough for this !@#$." 3 1
RikOz Posted April 16 Posted April 16 One I hadn't seen before in The Hollows: Blood Brother Slammer: Well, it's like I told her, 'Honey, spandex is a privilege, not a right.' And that's when she hit me. 1 2 1
Healix Posted April 16 Posted April 16 [NPC] Mantle: Golapo! [NPC] Mantle: GOLAPO OOG! [NPC] Emil Christie: Brilliant work, Dame Healix! Oh, if only I had the plushie I bought of you! [NPC] Ed: Sure, I'll pick up your cape from the dry cleaners. 2 Forever grateful to be back in my city!
Troo Posted July 7 Author Posted July 7 We must have some new quotes from the new release 🙂 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum
Psyonico Posted July 7 Posted July 7 2 hours ago, Troo said: We must have some new quotes from the new release 🙂 Everything the radio announcer says during Alexander the Great’s first mission 1 What this team needs is more Defenders
gameboy1234 Posted September 28 Posted September 28 [NPC] Jackal: So two rabbis walk in to a bar and... This was from a red side newspaper mish to defeat some random Tsoo named "Jackal." Not to sure about that joke, I guess I was hoping for someone a bit more menacing... 1
Ravenplume Posted September 28 Posted September 28 On 5/17/2022 at 8:14 AM, Nayland1971 said: There's a repeating joke that villains will say when you get in range, something like this: Villain: "...and then he says, 'Aren't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?' Then I threw him out the window! Hah! I love that one!" I'm pretty sure I've seen variations where the line about leprechauns is swapped out for something else, but I haven't been able to document it as of yet. I remember hearing a BP mask in a radio mission in Faultline pop off with that one back on Live. When I asked about it on the forums, I was informed that it was from a dirty joke, and then the discussion became what I call the Punchlines thread. Even Matt Miller, Posi himself chimed in to say how much he was loving that thread. Sadly, can't find it anywhere archived on the 'net nowadays. 1
Troo Posted September 29 Author Posted September 29 Freak Chopper: Man, with all these jerks, how are we gonna start that riot now? Mad Freak Gunner: It's all good, man. Mad Freak Gunner: We can have a riot anywhere we want. Freak Chopper: Really? Mad Freak Gunner: Yeah, really. Mad Freak Gunner: That's the truth about the Freakshow. The riot is right here inside all of us. Freak Chopper: Oh, wow. Freak Chopper: That's so Profound. Mad Freak Gunner: It's a little something I do. 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum
Troo Posted September 29 Author Posted September 29 Steel Canyon, Outcast says to Tsoo: "Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't." 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum
Troo Posted September 29 Author Posted September 29 (edited) I do always enjoy these Vanguard Pursuer: I don't like this. The Rogue Isles are teeming with villains, we could be ambushed at any second. Vanguard Pursuer: They've got the roof covered. Alito can't get away, he has too much sensitive information. Vanguard Pursuer: We've got a confirmation on Troo's presence. He is taking hostile actions! You have defeated Vanguard Pursuer Vanguard Pursuer: We're supposed to be allies, Troo! Don't make us do this! You have defeated Vanguard Pursuer Edited September 29 by Troo 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum
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