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They alllllllll said I was CRAZY! They all said I was an UNHINGED, ENTITLED, PSYCHOPATH! Ohhhhhh but who's laughing noooow huh? Who's laughing maniacally NOOOOOoooooowowwwwwwww!?

 

IT'S ME! I'M THE ONE. THE ONE WHO IS LAUGHING. IS ME!

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SEAGULL IS A MODE CHANGE. WE COULD ALL BE SEAGULL! CITY. OF. SEAGULLS!

But the COWARD DEVS are too busy doing moronic things like "balance changes" and "developing new story and gameplay content" and "bug fixes" and "making quality of life enhancements"... OR SO THEY CLAIM!

 

But know what theyre REALLY doing. They're HOARDING this power for themselves! Juuuuust like they do with eeeeeeeverythging ellllllse.

 

You wonder where the triple XP went? THEY took it for THEMSELVES!

How about fire farms? Wonder where they all went? The devs TOOK them from you, gave YOU all the CRAPPY fire farms that ONLY get you 4billion inf in an hour, as opposed to the 80 gajillion inf you deserve!

Mastermind Pets that ARENT hard locked to one level below their master? An impossibility? WRONG! The DEVS have them, locked up in their seeeeecret little developer hole... it's where they keep all kiiiiinds of things! Like BUTT CAPES and GHOST WIDOW HAIR PHYSICS and, most importantly of all, 

S E A G U L L   M O D E

happy halloween, i had a lot of fun, thanks spooky community

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How come I can't set my MM pets for Seagull Mode???

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Tim "Black Scorpion" Sweeney: Matt (Posi) used to say that players would find the shortest path to the rewards even if it was a completely terrible play experience that would push them away from the game...

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Clave's Sure-Fire Secrets to Enjoying City Of Heroes
Ignore those farming chores, skip your market homework, play any power sets that you want, and ignore anyone who says otherwise.
This game isn't hard work, it's easy!
Go have fun!
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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Snarky said:

Flock of Seagulls?

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

Posted
9 hours ago, Six-Six said:

I read somewheres in youtubes that meds work better when taken.

That's how they control you. I'm not sick, I'm sober! (mostly)

9 hours ago, Six-Six said:

(but srsly, I want some of whatever you're smoking)

It's called RIGHTOUS VINDICATION! (and lack of sleep mostly, i really should get into a healthier sleep cycle, you'd be remarkably surprised how strongly sleep affects your mental health! Don't be like me, get 8-10hrs of sleep, you deserve to have a happy brain)

6 hours ago, Tachstar said:

That log had a child!

Then why was it just SITTING at the BOTTOM of the SEA?! Nice try, kid, you can't fool me!

5 hours ago, Etched said:

Soo, they are keepin all the strippers for themselves as well? Damn't I need strippers to refinish my HARD WOOD FLOORS!

Why do you think Jokers Wild closed down? Do you REALLY think it closed down? NO! The COWARD DEVS took it to have their OWN funny date auctions. They even use their TWISTED powers to let you date GIANT MONSTERS! (Not Seed of Hamidon though, despite the fact it looks like a giant flying dildo)

9 hours ago, Clave Dark 5 said:

How come I can't set my MM pets for Seagull Mode???

4 hours ago, Snarky said:

Flock of Seagulls?

YES! That's EXACTLY what he's talking about! Devs, please explain why you're withholding Seagull MM from us?

 

4 hours ago, Luminara said:

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Wait a second... do you see that? Look closer...

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Closer.... ENHANCE!

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Almost there... ACTIVATE THE ALL SEEING EYE!

 

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We're doomed...

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7 minutes ago, Redletter said:

That's how they control you. I'm not sick, I'm sober! (mostly)

It's called RIGHTOUS VINDICATION! (and lack of sleep mostly, i really should get into a healthier sleep cycle, you'd be remarkably surprised how strongly sleep affects your mental health! Don't be like me, get 8-10hrs of sleep, you deserve to have a happy brain)

Then why was it just SITTING at the BOTTOM of the SEA?! Nice try, kid, you can't fool me!

Why do you think Jokers Wild closed down? Do you REALLY think it closed down? NO! The COWARD DEVS took it to have their OWN funny date auctions. They even use their TWISTED powers to let you date GIANT MONSTERS! (Not Seed of Hamidon though, despite the fact it looks like a giant flying dildo)

YES! That's EXACTLY what he's talking about! Devs, please explain why you're withholding Seagull MM from us?

 

Wait a second... do you see that? Look closer...

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Closer.... ENHANCE!

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Almost there... ACTIVATE THE ALL SEEING EYE!

 

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We're doomed...

I'm actually a little nauseous after reading this post 🙃 because the font size changes rapdily.

 

PAPYRUS!!!!!

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THiS iS aN eXCePTioNaLLy eLiTe CoNFiRMaTioN ReGaRDiNG THe ToPiC.

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"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Posted
5 hours ago, Redletter said:

Wait a second... do you see that? Look closer...

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Closer.... ENHANCE!

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Almost there... ACTIVATE THE ALL SEEING EYE!

 

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We're doomed...

 

Do you remember when I told you not to eat the Sour Patch Kids gummies at the same time as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup minis?  This is what happens.

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Duuk said:

So, to be clear, THE INNER CIRCLE has access to seagull MM pets.

 

One more reason to fear THE INNER CIRCLE.

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Get busy living... or get busy dying.  That's goddamn right.

Posted
1 hour ago, Luminara said:

Do you remember when I told you not to eat the Sour Patch Kids gummies at the same time as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup minis? 

Go over to the bar and get yourself a couple of Cement Mixers.

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1 hour ago, Duuk said:

So, to be clear, THE INNER CIRCLE has access to seagull MM pets.

 

One more reason to fear THE INNER CIRCLE.

 

Which one?

 

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You see a mousetrap? I see free cheese and a f$%^ing challenge.

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8 hours ago, Glacier Peak said:

I'm actually a little nauseous after reading this post 🙃 because the font size changes rapdily.

 

PAPYRUS!!!!!

It could have been old style blinking html stuff.   Papyrus cost a lot of karmic points though

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