Now I understand why Bio is so popular.

[Luminara]

 

This is better than Singularity.

[roleki]

It's worth going through a Council farm just to bear witness to the cloud of spent shells that get caught in the swirl.  

[tidge]

I dunno, those defenses look paper thin.

[Scarlet Shocker]

everyone needs a bio, at least a couple of times a day

 

 

allegedly

[Snarky]

I have never understood those who prefer a bio.  I am so grateful to be among the undead and not subject to such living necessities

[Spaghetti Betty]

Actually, this is my favorite thing about Bio; becoming a Trash Lord.

[Lazarillo]

4 hours ago, Scarlet Shocker said:

everyone needs a bio, at least a couple of times a day

 

 

allegedly

First time I ever heard the expression "brb bio", I was new to the game, and on Virtue.  Given that it was the unofficial RP server, I kept thinking to myself, "wow, these people really are dedicated to perfecting their character descriptions!"

[biostem]

7 hours ago, Luminara said:

This is better than Singularity.

Bio may not be trash, but it can sure swirl it around all pretty-like...

[aethereal]

My version of this was soloing Manticore on what was in retrospect a pretty shoddy archery/ninjutsu sentinel build.  I just baaaaarely had the DPS to do it, so it took forever.  Sentinel Archery's highest DPA attack is stunning shot, which leaves a discarded arrow on the ground, and at the end of the fight I was surrounded by a circle of probably 200+ discarded arrow.

 

Sorry, it was a long time ago, no screenshots.

[Clave Dark 5]

On 1/26/2023 at 7:18 PM, Spaghetti Betty said:

Actually, this is my favorite thing about Bio; becoming a Trash Lord.

Go take a Stormy with Hurricane running (or a Grav with Singy out) and go stand near a dumpster in some alley, you can become TRASH LORD EXTREEEEEME!

[Yomo Kimyata]

On 1/26/2023 at 10:55 PM, Lazarillo said:

First time I ever heard the expression "brb bio", I was new to the game, and on Virtue.  Given that it was the unofficial RP server, I kept thinking to myself, "wow, these people really are dedicated to perfecting their character descriptions!"

[Sir Myshkin]

On 1/26/2023 at 8:18 PM, Spaghetti Betty said:

Actually, this is my favorite thing about Bio; becoming a Trash Lord.

 

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain
There was a town where the people known as Players lived

Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured as it was by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence

That was growing in the world below

To live in harmony with

The Lord of the mountain called Trash was enough

Then one day Developers arrived in the town
They came in camouflaged

Hidden behind dark glasses and no one noticed them
They only saw shadows
You see without the truth of the eyes
The Players were blind
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing
The dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
In time Developers found their way
Into the higher reaches of the mountain
And it was there that they found the caves
Of unimaginable sincerity and beauty
By chance they stumbled upon
The place where all good souls come to rest
The Developers they coveted
The jewels in these caves above all things
And soon they began to mine the mountain
Its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world
Meanwhile down in the town
The Players slept restlessly their dreams Invaded by shadowy figures
Digging away at their souls
Every day people would wake and stare at the mountain
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Developers mined deeper and deeper into the mountain
Holes began to appear
Bringing with them a cold and bitter wind
That chilled the very soul of the Trash
For the first time the Players felt fearful for
They knew that soon the Trash would stir from it's deep sleep
Then there came a sound
Distant first it grew into castrophany
So immense that it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams there was no time
The mountain called Trash had spoken

There was only fire

And then nothing

Oh a little town in Paragon
The time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you are
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me?

no

 

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This was instantly the profile bio I heard in my mind the moment I saw "Trash Lord" and knew what it was. I don't know 100% why, but I am sharing it either way!

 

[Spaghetti Betty]

2 hours ago, Sir Myshkin said:

 

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain
There was a town where the people known as Players lived

Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured as it was by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence

That was growing in the world below

To live in harmony with

The Lord of the mountain called Trash was enough

Then one day Developers arrived in the town
They came in camouflaged

Hidden behind dark glasses and no one noticed them
They only saw shadows
You see without the truth of the eyes
The Players were blind
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing
The dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
In time Developers found their way
Into the higher reaches of the mountain
And it was there that they found the caves
Of unimaginable sincerity and beauty
By chance they stumbled upon
The place where all good souls come to rest
The Developers they coveted
The jewels in these caves above all things
And soon they began to mine the mountain
Its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world
Meanwhile down in the town
The Players slept restlessly their dreams Invaded by shadowy figures
Digging away at their souls
Every day people would wake and stare at the mountain
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Developers mined deeper and deeper into the mountain
Holes began to appear
Bringing with them a cold and bitter wind
That chilled the very soul of the Trash
For the first time the Players felt fearful for
They knew that soon the Trash would stir from it's deep sleep
Then there came a sound
Distant first it grew into castrophany
So immense that it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams there was no time
The mountain called Trash had spoken

There was only fire

And then nothing

Oh a little town in Paragon
The time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you are
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me?

no

 

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